My  Wife's  Cat

One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at
 our door.

 She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled
 terrible, skinny and hair
 all
 matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a
 carrier and took
her to
 the Vet.

 She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vet
 decided to keep her
 for a
 day or so and said he would let us know when we
 could come and pick get
 her.

 My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't
 forget to wash her, she
stinks."
 My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls
 my hubby El
Cheap-O,
 and my hubby calls him El Take-O.

 The next day hubby had an appointment with his
 Doctor, which is located
 next
door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of
 people waiting to see
 the
 Doctor.

 
 

The door opened and in popped the vet and announces
 to my hubby, "Your
wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean. She now
smells like a rose.
 And by
 the way, I think she is pregnant. God only knows who
 the father is!"

Can You Just Imagine...lol