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valiant crew took the high road (A82) toward the Spean Bridge, Invergarry and
the southern tip of infamous Loch Ness. The road past the loch seemed
as though it would be straight as a pin. This did not bode well for
the fearless riders. They knew that the curves and the squiggles
and the fastest route through them was their mission. A long straight
road on the report might mean admonition from Her upon their return. RS
had made some declaration of a land speed record attempt on this stretch
of road, but alas this would not come to pass. Perhaps it was the
will of Nessie. The doctor and the American noted that they had "seen
a ripple and felt a presence" when standing at the bank of the loch.
The rest of the group would later concur once some distance had been put
between themselves and the ominous Loch.
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Fortunately
the road (A83, A833) to the northwest of the Loch Ness was anything but straight.
The American, who had sensed what lay ahead, made a brave stab forward
overtaking the pack in one seamless pass. Fortunately the corners
of this stretch were well marked the appropriate number of chevrons corresponding
to the sharpness of the curve. Had he not decoded these cryptic symbols
the whole team would have surely been lost!
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Onward
and northward they climbed toward what seemed to be the very top of Scotland.
It was in this region that the team found that which they had sought.
Either side of the road (A835) leading westward from Garve seemed to extend for
miles across a rugged and barren landscape which was bordered by ridges
of daunting size to the north and south. The land was windswept and
inhospitable so that if it had been raining, as it usually does, the road
would have certainly been impassable to all except these mighty knights
of the high road.
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It
was on the stretch of road toward Aultguish, a town which would not exist
were it not for the pub, that the team encountered what the Two Brothers
would later refer to as "fresh bait." The brothers were in the lead
typically stonking 'round the bends with the American close behind when
the crew together crested a hill and spied a group of four bikers heavily
laden probing the asphalt ahead. When simultaneously the Two Brothers
downshifted the cry of the Swampmonsters was heard in earnest. The
surrounding vegetation shook. In moments the Two Brothers were upon the
bikers. By all reports the unsuspecting travellers seemed
as though they might head for the shoulder when they heard the brutal gurgle
and slurp of two fully wound Swampers behind them. As they had been
directed to avoid unecessary incidental injuries the brothers swung far
right as they overtook the others leaving them with only a bruise on their
collective pride and then sounds of the swamp burbling in their ears.
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This would prove to be a long day as the team, deprived of the companionship
of their faithful sherpa, travelled on from Aultguish. They ran the
length of the road south of Ullapool (A832) to Gairloch and Achnasheen
then turned back inland (A890) to Auchtartyre where they picked up the
road (A87) to Invergarry and on to the familiar stretch back to Ft. William
where the long day's asphalt prospecting would come to an end.
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