Here's the limerick section! Why are these limericks so dumb? maybe cuz poetry sucks? the answer to that is NO, because I LIKE POETRY. otherwise i wouldn't waste my time doing something badly if i hated it, right?


There once was a hippie named Key
Who was waiting in line for a Wii
Angry police dogs rushed out
Spitting boiling sauerkraut
He died, so I got his. Yippie!

Jimmy the robot was gay
He wanted to marry Sir Jay
So he asked Pastor Wayne
Surprise! No gay marriage in Maine!
So Jim ran home crying "Not yay!"

There once was this man that was Greek
Fell down stairs during hide-and-go-seek
All bloody, he yelped
But nobody helped
So he starved to death over a week

I ordered a lampshade online
Muhaha, it'll be MINE
Went to target.com
Got permission from Mom
She said "Ok you can buy one"

Aquarium dolphins are mean
They might just rip out your spleen
They'll do awful things
Like give you bee stings
My least favorite color is green

Build-a-Bear Workshop's the bomb
You can whip up a bear for ur mom
You can name the beat Pat
And buy it a hat
But the store doesn't have a fire exit. isn't that illegal? all stores should have em cuz like Band-Aids, they save lives

Constellations can look like a goat
Constellations can look like a boat
They can look like a mouse
They can look like a house
Blah blah blah blah blah blah coat