Just to the left of her bluish gray eyes, She saw something that made her blood pressure rise, Her lovely pale coat had a splotch of sunburn, She wondered well how in the world could that be, As she sputtered her nose and fluttered her wings, She peered into the sea to see, “It must have been that damn Day Unicorn Mare” “She has always coveted my alabaster hair,” “And I will not be a victim of her cruel jealousy,” She saw red as she headed back towards the sky, So filled with anger she could barely fly, For this insult Day Unicorn Mare would surely pay, Isn’t something how even divinity is given to the frailties of humanity? Furthermore, do you see the insanity of vanity? And how it can just ruin your entire day, But as Night Unicorn Mare flew by her admirers, Who always gathered to watch her fly, Her anger slowly began to subside, Until she had all but forgotten the idea of a skirmish,

But then she passed over Brooklyn headed for the home stretch,As she bent the corner she happened to catch, As old Rastafarian yelled, “ Lordy will you look at that big old blemish” As Day Unicorn Mare loped into sight, She saw the conviction in her sister Unicorn’s stride, But before Day Unicorn Mare knew what had been done, She discovered first hand the force of malice, Night Unicorn Mare caused her to lose her balance, And that is when Day Unicorn Mare dropped the Sun, At the moment the her horn snapped from Her head, All knowledge of her divine purpose was dead, Deciding she could no longer fly she galloped to the ground, And because we are all connected, Night Unicorn Mare’s divinity was rejected, And neither Mare would ever again be considered Unicorn,

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