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| But I think everyone has at least heard her song, Because she doesn’t just do potable notables and self absorbed celebrities,Her obituaries have defiled monasteries,She lies: She steals, and yes she will even cheat, People, I’m telling you that there is a Succubus, There is a cold- blooded temptress and she’s feeding on us,And she is hell bent on man’s defeat, But now I’m going to tell you just who she is, No more proper name, No more Susan, No More Ms., Most folks just call her Sue Aside (Suicide), I had a whole fifth of Tangueray up under my belt, There was no need to live anymore: at least that’s what I felt, That’s when she crept into my motel room, Talking and nibbling at my ear, Somehow exciting me and yet still filling me with fear, Not even my Newport’s could consume her perfume, She pushed the note in my face, Urging me to sign,Talking in her melancholy sing - song quotes like “ I know you just want to die…” She said “Nobody cares or they would have been there,” “Come be my Romeo at your Juliet’s side,” |
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