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HORRIFIC JOKES |
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These are offensive and nasty |
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Q.) What's blue and doesn't fit?
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A.) A dead epileptic! |
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Q.) What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? |
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A.) Princess Diana wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda! |
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This joke was told following the explosion of a NASA space exploration mission during takeoff. All of the 7 astronauts on board were killed. |
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Q.) What does NASA stand for? |
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A.) Need Another Seven Astronauts! |
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Q.) What does a serial killer do when he is second on the FBI's most wanted list? |
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A.) Go on a killing spree till' he gets to number 1! |
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Courtesy of JKJK, December 2000 |
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Send your horrific jokes here! |
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Anything racist will be frowned upon, but don't be afraid of contributing jokes involving Adolf Hitler, laugh a minute, is that bloke! |
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And please, recognise a poor joke when you hear one, and if you hear one don't waste my time with it! |
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