At Last, a Dr. Seuss for Seniors . . .     DR SEUSS ON AGING   I cannot see   I cannot pee   I cannot chew   I cannot screw   Oh, my God, what can I do?   My memory shrinks   My hearing stinks   No sense of smell   I look like hell   My mood is bad -- can you tell?   My body's drooping   Have trouble pooping   The Golden Years have come at last   The Golden Years can kiss my ass

FRICTION

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place. Abigail Van Buren

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. H. L. Mencken

There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings.

Don't limit a child to your own learning, for he was born in another time. Rabbinical Saying

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