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34 Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew -- Anonymous

  1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
  2. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
  3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
  4. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
  5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
  6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
  7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
  8. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
  9. Anyone can buy condoms!
  10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
  11. Shopping is not a sport.
  12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
  13. You have enough clothes.
  14. You have too many shoes.
  15. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
  16. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out
  17. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
  18. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
  19. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
  20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
  21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
  22. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
  23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
  24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
  25. Check your oil.
  26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
  27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
  28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
  29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
  30. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
  31. If you don't dress like the Melrose girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
  32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
  33. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
  34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
 
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