Dear Friend,

Webster defines a compliment as "an expression of praise." For me it is simply a statement of truth. I often give you compliments which you seem to accept with a smile that conveys both your joy in the thought and your skepticism in it's veracity. You say half in jest that I ought to do your PR. Well, here, for the world to see, is my written testimonial!

To Whom It May Concern:

By every standard, this friend of mine is an extraordinary person. By mine, he is more special than I have the capacity to describe. Here, in brief, is my recommendation for him.

The sex appeal he exudes gives only a hint of his actual prowess. His enthusiasm, his innovativeness and his genuine desire to give pleasure have earned him an enviable reputation as an excellent lover.

More important than the sex, though,is his ability to make one feel special. He is naturally talented and sincerely interested in the pampering of a woman. He will spoil you with drinks served, dinners cooked, surprise gifts, long baths together, breakfast in bed. Added to that the desire to touch and be touched. To cuddle and kiss, to hug and to stroke. Even in sleep, he seeks a closeness through touch.

This unique melding of tender caring and incredible sex makes him a perfect choice for a friend. Only one slight flaw to be found - if you are not extremely careful he will most definitely steal your heart!

Bn.