As can be seen from the incontrovertible proof provided by the picture above, Ten Thirteen Productions' Chris Carter, Executive Producer of The X-Files, is, without a shadow of a doubt, the Prince of Darkness himself!
Even without the photographic evidence, we One True Fans have suspected for some time - since around the end of season 6 - that Chris Carter was in fact Beelzebub! Season's 8 and 9 proved it for us beyond all reasonable doubt. Only the Devil would take away our dearly beloved Saint Mulder, and replace him with this foul minions, Doggett and Reyes!
We owe a great debt of gratitude to my cousin's best friend's roomie's ex-boyfriend's mother's cleaning lady for obtaining this picture - at great risk to her life and soul - of the evil hoofed one from her garbage man's mechanic's drycleaner's proctologist's brother-in-law, Jake, who snapped it that one time he got drunk at Ernie's place and almost drowned in the jacuzzi. Thankfully, Roger, Ernie's neighbor's pool guy's gay lover's dog, managed to pull him from the bottom and resuscitate him by peeing on his face. Phew! Close one Jake! But good work on the photo, dude!
Crazy Janice