And if you can't see it,
you must die horribly!
If it wasn't for Mulder, The X-Files wouldn't exist! They would still be locked away in the basement, gathering dust and ignored forever. Only due to the diligence and tenacity of Special Agent Fox Mulder has the Truth been revealed! But if only he would reveal his ass - that's all I care about.
I don't give a shit about flukemen or grey aliens of black oil! That crap is for geeks and nerds and that weird chick with the braces and the cat with no tail who lives in that dormroom up the hall. No, all that matters is that we see his ass.
Who cares about conspiracies? Who cares about invasions from outer space? And who the hell cares about crappy people like John Doggett and Monica Reyes? :::retch:::
I know that the finale will be two full episodes of Agent Mulder posing naked beneath a soft light. I just pray that the scum at 1013 set up a light beneath him too.
Crazy Janice