THE BALOWSKI FAMILY TREE

tracable anscestors JESTER BALOWSKI ~The charming host of Jester Balowskis Medieval Torture Hour ~is pitted in the ratings wars against Strip Sex Nuclear Dance on Ice with Torvill and Dean and Roll in the Racks TV AM Public Executuions

sir BILLY  BALOWSKI ~Jerzeis' brother ~partial to goldfish ~likes to do impressions ~clinically insane due to the indifference of architects and council planners ~dislike of Yamaha home organs

REGGIE  BALOWSKI International arms dealer, scrap metal merchant and French Cabaret chanteause ~Likes his merchandise to be the correct colour for the foreign market.

JERZEI BALOWSKI Our Landlord and Axe Weilding Maniac thanks to Vyvyan. I'll tell you our rent is always on time nowadays and if not we send Neil to deal with it.

TOMMY  BALOWSKI ~Jerzeis cousin ~Gate crashes parties ~has war tatooed to one hand and peace on the other and the brothers Karamazov down his spine ~a bit of a bad egg all round

ALEXEI URIGEGARINSEIGE OFSTALINGRAD GLORIOUS FIVEYEARPLAN SPUTNIKTRACTOR MOSKOWDYNAMO BACKFOUR BALOWSKI ~Lead singer with the band 'Radical Posture' ~father was a bit of a communist. ~'Sputnik' to his loyal fans. ~Jerzei Balowski's nephew

BRIAN DAMAGE BALOWSKI ~dangerous armed criminal ~hates sarcaasm