Scumbag College Character Assesments

RICK Rick is a passionate student but his tendancy to opt for popular issues which would earn him popularity and recognition as opposed to perhaps ones of true importance tends to hinder his progress. A potentially able student his failure to attend lectures and need for attention which probably stems from early childhood, makes him at times intolerably loud and self rightious. Rick needs some strong direction with his studies, although he looks to me as a strong role model, his ego and inability to listen to others in group situations makes him difficult to teach. Either that or he's just stuipid. Projected grade. Worst of the lot of them

VYVYAN Dispite his appearance Vyvyan shows a lot of prospect. If he was to direct his energies towards studies more then I believe that he holds the intelligence to fulfill his dream of being a doctor. Vyvyan is fairly ammoral as was displayed in the last lecture he attended (January 1981) ' Know Your Pancreas.' It is safe to say that by the end of it we not only knew some of the students pancreas but had first hand experience of them too. Vyvyan is hindering his progress with his attitude towards work and wild lifestyle. Only if he changes his drinking and in some cases eating habits (back the the 'Know Your Pancreas' incident again) will he be able to let his full potential shine through as at times he proves himself to be quite an eloquent and able student. Projected grade. Better than Rick

NEIL PYE Neil is both intelligent and dedicated, however his submissive personality makes him insecure in exam conditions and he tends to be taken advantage of by the other students. If Neil was less suicidally depressed and managed to build up his confidence enough to gain some respect from others then he could truly blossom as an exceptional student. Projected Grade Best out of all of the group...but then again the rest of the group are pretty crap.

MIKE THECOOLPERSON Mike is a mature student, studying in the 'school of life' He shows great promise and could hope to gain a PHD if he directed himself towards this goal. He's an incredibly popular student with many friends and is immensly popular with the female students. Projected Grade: better than Rick and Vyvyan but not as good as swotty Neil NB to Mike Michael if you don't come into college at all again next term we will be forced to remove you from the University. From the Dean You seem to be forgetting the interesting and revealing photographs I happen to have on my person of your person and a certain others person being personable

F

D+

A*

UNGRADED

Rick, dont you ever wear those yellow trousers on the same day as I wear mine again.

My Sociology proffessor