101...ish LENTIL RECIPES

LENTIL CASSEROLE Soak lentils over night in a large pot add some snot and some washing powder accidently drop it on the floor serve while still hot and make sure that you get the dirtiest blob so that noone gets too uncool about the lentils and the floor being as one. LENTIL NIBBLES (AND HENNA DIP) take some lentils and some pureed henna get some cocktail sticks but not wooden ones cos there's no reason to kill all thoses trees just for you to eat nibbles squish all the lentils together on to the stick and then eat them...but don't over indulge yourself. LENTIL CRUMBLE same as lentil casserole but you leave it out in the sun so it goes a bit crusty on top