but it looks a little bit like a pig...some call Bacon Sandwich here the 'Pig Ferret'
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| DR . VYVYANS ILLEGAL EXPERIMENTATIONS PAGE | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I appologise to everyone on behalf of the student council, Vyvyan has abused his web space and will get a ruddy good punch on the bottom for this I assure you! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I, Dr Vyvyan Basterd phd created the ultimate potion. It is infact a cure for not being an Axe Weilding Homicidal Maniac. This claim was tested and proved to be true when our very own landlord Mr Balowski tasted the potion, which I had cunnungly hidden ina Coke can so that noone would drink it accidently, and was transformed into a Homicidal Axe Weilding Maniac. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ITS A FERRET! but it looks a little bit like a pig...some call Bacon Sandwich here the 'Pig Ferret' |
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| This is my brain, we removed last summer as part of a scientific experiment for my course and the effects on my personality have been dramatic. The old style labotomy only removed select parts of the brain often missing the true problem areas altogether. Since my brain was removed I have been a lot more patient and my violent tendancies have been almost completely abolished, also I am now able to resist the urge to set fire to Rick's bottom every time I see him, although it is still very tempting....infact I might go and do that right now. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| HAHAHA! FOOLED YOU! ITS A PIG! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Above you can see the ultimate ice breaker/party starter. Infact this blue stuff is SO good that not only do you become life and soul of he party but all your hair falls out thus making yourself look much more threatening should a riot situation break out | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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