LINKIN PARK

A.K.A - Lickin' Poop, Linkin Narc, Pimpin' Park, Pimple Park.... Hey! Their record company made them! Wow, that's untalented.

[they suck]

"I'm the lead-singer of a band I didn't even make called Likin' Poop, no, I'm Orlando Bloom, no, wait, I want to be Johnny Depp... got to grow my hair out, no, my mohawk is punk, no wait a second, I'm just a pretty-boy poser with no talent!" What a POSER!

WHAT TALENT DOES A TURN-TABELIST HAVE OTHER THAN SCRATCHING RECORDS? This guy thinks he's so cool. Chinese pretty-boy in a techno band. He gets millions of dollars for having no talent!!!

So this is Chester when he was a kid. Well, he was one oogla baby. Nice prep suit there poser.

AHHHHH! DELIVER US FROM MARGO THE CHIMP EATER!

This is just plain freaky. God, is he ever ugly. He's so ugly its not funny! And when did he turn from a total nerd to a techno no-talent poser rockstar? When his record label fixed him up with people he didn't even know and made him look cool...WHAT A POSER! He's the guy on the oatmeal box...

Stay away! Stay away! What loonibin? Stay away! Is the cancer contagious? Stay away!

"Jack Black is my lover! He loves mine and no one elses! Stay away from Jack Black my lover! He's me chew toy! YUM YUM....Jack Black is my lover, really, he's my lover."

I'm sorry, when did you pick up cancer? Is it eating away at your vocal chords or are you just singing so stupidly to annoy people?

BACK TO SCUM

So glasses are just a lame pose to make you seem cool and different and that hat is to over up your cancer? Harry Houdini died a long time ago Chester... your name fits you. Your not a rockstar. The circus is always an option.

One reason I like Linkin Park is because they're open about their homosexuality...check it out.

I almost fell for the glasses pose. Sweet intellectual cancer victim in a wheel chair. Poser.

REASONS TO  HATE PIMPIN' PARK WITH A             PASSION: 1. They are a mix between every sucky musical genre, Hip-Hop, Rap, Techno, Electronica, Pop, and pitiful screaming. 2. They suck. 3. They're songs are all the same and they can't write a different subject. 4. The record company makes their music and put them together. It's not like they met eachother and put a band together...they were created. 5. Chester's voice continually changes and gets more and more annoying and scratchy. 6. They can't make their rap ryhme. 7. The rapper sometimes stands idoly onstage because he's run out of things to do. 8. They suck. 9. They have a turntablist that thinks he's actually doing something. 10. They suck at playing guitar. 11. Some of them are posers. 12. Linkin' Park stole Metallica's VMA award and Chester lamely screamed, "METALLICA!!!" across the room like Metallica actually likes them. 13. They suck and once you think about it, whine alot.

Well, what can I say? Some people have the record company and technology to do all the work for them. That's how most bands are these days. Especially techno bands like Linkin Park who majorly suck major monkey butt. I've noticed a sort of similiarity between each popular song: "Faint" - "Crawling In My Skin" - "Numb" They're all the same. All about infection or creepiness of the body which everyone can relate to these days because they're posers who think they're life totally sucks. They're songs sound all the same and they just plain suck! The record company put them together, taught them how to play instruments, did cover art and artwork for their CDs for them, and pretty much just made a cool-lookin' couple of albyms. But looks are decieving. They don't even write their songs or come up with the art. They are no-talents. Constantly, Chester's [leadsinger's] voice is changing from clear to more scratchy and it's just getting more and more annoying. This is from one of their supid songs which isn't important to remember the title of: "I can't believe I got nothing to SAY/I got lost in the nothingness inside of ME." The stupid rapper, which, yes, they have in their techno-rock group makes ME sound like MAY to make it rhyme with SAY. Me does not rhyme with SAY. That's just pretty lame. They can't even come up with rhymes! They are totally horrible writers and need to move onto different subjects other than wounds and eating bacteria and green toxic waste. They like to play with legos and pokemon too! What losers.Their guitarists are the worst I've ever see or heard of. "But you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow. Yeah, because everyone's a poser these days and promote untalented music because they sound good but really suck monkey butt. They have a turn-tabelist in their band, eh? How pathetic. They really need to lose that. I mean, what does that show? No talent! All the turn-tabel does is scratch and make 'weki-weki-woo' sounds to records and songs which only makes people's innocent by-standing brains want to explode. Music is something invented inside. From your heart. Through instruments. Not techno computers that make repetitive Bong-Bong songs. Linkin Park sucks. Not only being Techno but they also have a very stupid and ugly rapper along to join the no-talents in more steaming piles of no-talent. I didn't know they made no-talent crap-head posers in a band this much! Is that what the record company did to you preps? Made you a poser? If I were you I'd remain a true prep like you are inside and go to college and scratch records all day. This is why Likin' Poop totally sucks and are on of the most annoying, self-indulged, untalented, SCUM bands of all time. Linkin' Park sucks...Thanks for your time. Go check out some AFI, I suggest Sing The Sorrow.