Glico Yogurt Pocky

So I thought when I first smelled Yogurt Pocky while photographing it. It didn't get any better from there. This is vile. I've offered it around, and the only intelligible description I got back was "earwax." Yogurt Pocky is not food, but it is my new standard of awful candy. I regret having consumed ten calories sampling it. Buy a box for someone you loathe.

Smell I have no analogue for this odor. Vanilla orange buttered popcorn? Disgusting.	0/5
Taste Exactly like it smells argghghghhh!	1/10
Texture Typical Pocky.	4/5
Presentation Creepy kid with disembodied arm. Translucent coating looks very wrong.	2/5
Total	7/25