Stare at the image below, and time how long it takes for you to be able to focus on it, so that it is perfectly clear ...

0-3 secs - Luser, what the hell do you think the Internet is for ? Educational purposes ?!!

4-7 secs - You're getting there, but still too much time is being spent in pointless chat rooms, and dialing up and crashing with AOL.

8-11 secs - The perfect balance between porn and the real world has been achieved - Your parents would be very proud ...

11+ secs - You pathetic retard. There is this little thing called 'The Real World' !!! Why don't you think about joining Pornoholics Anonymous - Remember, the hardest part is admitting to yourself that you've got a problem ...