HARD-ON FOR LOVE.
Music:  Heinonkari, Hoag, Yrkki, Assman
Lyrics:  Assman

I think that I wrote the lyrics for this song sometime in 1993.  They were definitely written after Castrated Turnip broke up in late '92 and before SDFS was formed in late '94.  The original lyrics were written on waterproof field note paper, which means I wrote them at work.  The lyrics are pretty simple, and a little goofy.  The hard-on I am talking about, of course, is not an erect penis.  People sometimes really "get into" certain things in their lives, and  when they do, I usually say they have a "Hard-on" for it.  I'm sure some of you have heard the expression.  Some drool when they see the car of their dreams, and if they ever get the chance to own it, will show the damn thing off to no end.  These are people's little (and sometimes big) obsessions.  This set of lyrics was fun to write.
In early 1996, this set of lyrics resurfaced in my home so I brought them down to the jam spot.  This is one of the songs where the music was actually a joint effort during practice.  It came together quite well.


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Joe's got a hard-on for his car
Jimmy's got a hard-on for a stripper in a bar
Iggy's got a hard-on for riding his skidoo
Steve's got a hard-on for my girlfriend that's you

Ian's got a hard-on for a girl with big tits
Jenny's got a hard-on for a boy with no zits
Ethel's got a hard-on for watching TV
Sid's got a hard-on for his boyfriend Larry

CHORUS: Everybody has a hard-on for something it's true
 Everybody that you know, even you
 Michael Jackson has a hard-on for his silly white glove
 I've got a hard-on, it's a hard-on for love


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