SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST, 1997 -- SDMH SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY PARTY Venue: ASW Base Marina Dress to impress was definitely the byword. Our intrepid decorators did Spiderwomen-like quick changes after glamorizing the party room. Sisters Superior HUSTLER and SOGGY BUNS looked very glam too! (Special thanks to STICKY FINGERS who decorated and couldn't stay.) Cook DOGFISH even wore a shirt! COCKEYE, DEEP THROAT and others wore their respective versions of Black Tie. Just what was RAT doing with his tail all evening? As suave and debonair as the Harriers looked, they were outdone by a bevy of the SDM Harriettes themselves. IMPY almost got SDMH hash-shit for life by forgetting the jockey box. Despite frantic and dogged pumping, the beer flowed ever so slowly. Eventually IMPY returned with the much awaited equipment. Several of the thirsty throng finally got the beer to a somewhat freely flowing state after some tinkering and requests for tools. Just what did happen at IMPY's birthday bash? The food was great and plentiful. Thanks to the cooks (COCKEYE, DOGFISH, PROZAC and any I've forgotten to name). On the potluck side, we out did ourselves with the side dishes and desserts. In between refreshements, we hit the dance floor. Nice Assets arranged for a DJ (our own Flash was unavailable) specially imported from LA. (She said something about cashing in favors, but refused to divulge more.) Out-going and in-coming mis-management was dishonored with non-beer down-downs, due to repair of the beer flow at the crucial time. The new and continuing are listed on the masthead. Something about we have to do it until we get it right. Thanks to SOGGY BUNS for two years penance as Sister Superior and prior servitude in other Missionary Positions. Now she can retire to take care of her two children, ATHENA and PAY PER SCREW. Also thanks to QUACK IN THE BUSH for her sentence as Sister of Hare Ascensions. Everyone seemed to have a great time. Thanks to all who helped organize this. Thanks also to LICKIT who laid his naval reserve career on the line by reserving the marina.