How Couples Will React to Fire Around Them
by Yolande


SenKosh

Subject 1 twisting around madly. Subject 2 is still hugging Subject 1.
Subject 1 heard shouting, "Akira! There's a fire and if we don't move now we are dead!"
Subjects 2 raises eyebrows and takes note of the surroundings, then shakes his head sadly. "We should have sex now, cos' tomorrow will be too late."
Subject 1 is seen tackled to the ground.

No more notes were taken down as groups of fanatic girls pushed around to see what was happening.


MakiFuji

Subjects seen staring at the wild fire before them. Subject 1 smiled. “Kenji-kun…fire is just like our love, fiery…”
Subject 2 stared dumbstruck. Subject 1 frowned slightly.
“You don’t think so, Kenji-kun?”
Subject 2 stammered. “Fire?”
Subject 1 pulled Subject 2 closer. “You don’t have fiery passion for me?”
Subject 2 shook his head quickly. “No just that…the fire is getting wilder.”
Subject 1 pulled Subject 2’s face even closer. “Then ignore it. Our love is even wilder.”
Subject 2 stared back, melting under Subject 1’s gaze.
Subject 1 smiled charmingly and said, “Kiss me, Kenji-kun.”

Thoughtful, wrote down, ‘Dangerous creatures. Wilder fire must be set.”


UzoAka

Subjects seen sitting peacefully cross-legged on the ground. Subjects seen talking sweet talks that made hair stand. Subjects seen pointing at the fire starting on the nearby grass. Subject 1 jumped up and roared so hard that the wind it created put out the fire immediately, with the help of some stomps from the big foot. Subject 2 clapped his hand and said. "Jun! You stopped a forest fire!"

Written down 'Ace students. Environmentalist.'


RyoAya

Subjects seen kissing passionately. Subject 1 looked hot. Subject 2 looked as though he is in a daze.
Subject 2 suddenly spot fire. "Fire! Shit!"
Subject 1 seen ripping out a paper fan from god knows where in her skintight pocket-less clothes and whipped him hard on the head. "When there is a fire, we must always stay calm!"

Tuned out, scribbling down quickly. 'Potential lecturer, contact university.'


KiyoJin

Subjects seen peacefully resting on a patch of grass with a picnic set before them. Subject 1 seen fingering Subject 2’s left ear.
Subject 2 smiled peacefully.
“Nobu-kun, did you see the fire in front of you?”
Subject 1 opened his closed eyes and jumped up.
“Quick! I must put it out! Soi-chan, stand back! Don’t get harm!”
Subject 1 seen rushing about frantically, staring at the fire hopelessly.
Subject 2 moved towards Subject 1 with a large water bottle in hand, saying, “Just dump the water in the bottle on the fire, Nobu-kun, it’s not really a big fire.”
Subject 1 breathed a sigh of relief and put out the small fire. Subjects embraced.

No other notes. Staring at Subjects with lovely pink heart-shaped eyes.


MitKo

Subject 1 snuggled in Subject 2's arms.
Subject 1 opened his eyes. Subject 1 got a big shock, then shouted.
"Fire! Help! Fire! Get water, Hisashi! Put out the fire!"
Subject 2 stood up immediately and ripped his jacket off his back and immediately starts beating around.
Subject 1 seen screaming, "No no! Use a fire extinguisher!"
Subject 2 only shouted back. "Where?"
Subject 1 replied. "My house!" Subjects seen running out of the place towards Subject 1's house. The little candle left alone.

Puddles formed on the notebook papers as sweat dripped down.


YoHaru

Subjects seemed engross in each other’s world. Subjects not caring about what happened outside their world. Fire set. Subjects sighed, still in their own world.
Subject 1 looked up and said. "Yohei-kun…ain't fire beautiful?"
Subject 2 smiled and said, "Yes, sweets, but they can harm."
Subject 1 seen shrieking. "They can? Quick, let's get out of here before my new skirt catch fire!"
Subject 2 seen carrying Subject 1 out of the small fire ring.
Subject 1 pounced onto Subject 2, sighing. "My hero…"
Subject 2 smiled and said. "Anything for you, princess."
Subjects glances at the small fire in the burner and sighed in bliss.

Laughing too hard to write. No other notes.


RuHana

Subject 1 silent, his eyes closed, as though sleeping.
Subject 2 lay peacefully in his lap, staring the night sky.
Subject 2 suddenly shriek.
Seeming irritated, Subject 1 opened his eyes. “What, Do’aho?”
Subject 2 points at fire and cried. “Fire! Red fire!”
Subject 1 yawned. “Like your hair, red.”
Subject 1 then eyed Subject 2’s leather-clad body.
“Like your body, hot.”
Subject 2 seen glaring at Subject 1. “Nani?”
Subject 1 raised an eyebrow. “Compliments.”
Subject 2 totally forgot about fire. “Oh…you too…”
Subject 1 gave a cool, almost cruel smile. “I don’t have a monkey’s red hair.”
Subject 2 jumped up and cried. “Nani! Kitsune!”

Fire ignored. Unnoticed. Subjects looked totally great in tight black leather.


Fukuda Special

Subject seen sitting alone and silent, throwing wood and sticks into a camp fire. Subject looking sad and lonely, breaking sticks and throwing them into the fire, muttering.
“He loves me, he loves me not. He loves me, he loves me not.”
After a while, Subject seemed leaving the fire, heading for nowhere.

Heartbreakingly sad. Poor Subject.


2001(c) Yolande