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Seasons of Love

Company
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred moments so dear
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
How do you measure - measure a year?
In daylights - In sunsets
In midnights - In cups of coffee
In inches - In miles
In laughter - In strife
In - Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
How do you measure a year in the life
How about love?
How about love?
How about love?
Measure in love
Seasons of love
Seasons of love

Soloist #1
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Journeys to plan
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
How do you measure the life
Of a woman or a man?

Soloist #2
In truths that she learned
Or in times that he cried
In bridges he burned
Or the way that she died

All
It's time now - to sing out
Tho' the story never ends
Let's celebrate
Remember a year in the life of friends
Remember the love
Remember the love
Remember the love
Measure in love

Soloist #1
Measure, measure your life in love
Seasons of love ...
Seasons of love


Happy New Year

Mimi
How long till next year?

Roger
Three and half minutes...

Mimi
I'm giving up my vices
I'm going back - back to school
Eviction or not
This week's been so hot
That long as I've got you
I know I'll be cool
I couldn't crack the love code, dear
'Til you made the lock on my heart explode
It's gonna be a happy new year
A happy new year

Mark
Coast is clear
You're supposed to be working
That's for midnight
Where are they?
There isn't much time

Mimi
Maybe they're dressing
I mean what does one wear that's apropos
For a party - that's also a crime

Maureen
Chips, anyone?

Mark
You can take the girl out of Hicksville
But you can't take the Hicksville out of the girl

Maureen
My riot got you on TV
I deserve a royalty

Mimi
Be nice you two
Or no god awful champagne

Maureen
Don't mind if I do
No luck?

Roger
Bolted plywood, padlocked with a chain
A total dead end

Maureen
Just like my ex-girlfriend
(on cellular phone)
Honey...?
I know you're there ...
Please pick up the phone
Are you okay?
It's not funnyv
It's not fair
How can I atone?
Are you okay?
I lose control
But I can learn to behave
Give me one more chance
Let me be your slave
I'll kiss your Doc Martens
Let me kiss your Doc Martens
your every wish I will obey
(Joanne enters)

Joanne
That might be okay
Down girl
Heel...stay
I did a bit of research
With my friends at legal aid
Technically, you're squatters
There's hope
But just in case

Mark & Joanne
Rope!

Mark
We can hoist a line --

Joanne
To the fire escape --

Mark & Joanne
That bench!

Maureen
I can't take them as chums

Joanne
Start hoisting...wench

Roger
I think I should be laughing
Yet I forget
Forget how to begin
I'm feeling something inside
And yet I still can't decide
If I should hide
Or make a wide open grin
Last week I wanted just to disappear
My life was dust
But now it just may be a happy new year
A happy new year
(Collins enters with Angel)

Collins
Bond - James Bond

Angel
And Pussy Galore - in person

Mimi
Pussy - you came prepared

Angel
I was a boy scout once
And a brownie
'Til some brat got scared

Collins
Aha! Moneypenny - my martini!

Mimi
Will bad champagne do?

Roger
That's shaken - no stirred

Collins
Pussy - the bolts

Angel
Just say the word!

Mimi
Two minutes left to execute our plan

Collins
Where's everyone else?

Roger
Playing Spiderman

Mark
Ironic close up: tight
On the phone machine's red light
Once the Boho boys are gone
The power mysteriously comes on


Voice Mail # 3

Mrs. Cohen
Mark, it's the wicked witch of the west your mother
Happy new year from Scarsdale
We're all impressed that the riot footage
Made the nightly news
Even your father says Mazeltov
Honey - call him
Love Mom

Alexi Darling (on the machine)
Mark Cohen
Alexi Darling from Buzzline

Mark
Oh, that show's so sleazy.

Alexi Darling
Your footage on the riots: A-one
Feature segment - network - dealtime
I'm sending you a contract
Ker-ching ker-ching
Marky give us a call 970-4301
Or at home try 863-6754
Or - my cellphone at 919-763-0090
Or - you can e-mail me
At Darling Alexi Newscom dot net
Or - you can page me at --
(Beeeep!)


Happy New Year B

Maureen
I think we need an agent!

Mark
We?

Joanne
That's selling out

Mark
But it's nice to dream

Maureen
Yeah - it's network TV
And it's all thanks to me

Mark
Somehow I think I smell
The whiff of a scheme

Joanne
Me too

Maureen
We can plan another protest

Joanne
We?!

Maureen
This time you can shoot from the start... (to Mark)
You'll direct (to Joanne)
Starring me!

All
5, 4, 3... Open sesame!!
Happy new year
Happy new year
Happy new...

Benny
I see that you've beaten me to the punch

Roger How did you know we'd be here?

Benny
I had a hunch

Mark
You're not mad?

Benny
I'm here to end this war
It's a shame you went and destroyed the door

Mimi
Why all the sudden the big about face

Benny
The credit is yours
You made a good case

Roger
What case?

Benny
Mimi came to see me
And she had much to say

Mimi
That's not how you put it at all yesterday

Benny
I couldn't stop thinking about the whole mess
Mark - you want to get this on film

Mark
I guess

Benny
I regret the
Unlucky circumstances
Of the past seven days

Roger
Circumstance?
You padlocked our door

Benny
And it's with great pleasure
On behalf of CyberArts
That I hand you this key

Angel
Golf claps

Mark
I have no juice in my battery

Benny
Reshoot

Roger
I see - this is a photo opportunity

Maureen
The benevolent god
Ushers the poor artists back to their flat
Were you planning on taking down the barbed wire
From the lot, too?

Roger
Anything but that!

Benny
Clearing the lot was a safety concern
We break ground this month
But you can return

Maureen
That's why you're here with people you hate
Instead of with Muffy at Muffy's estate

Benny
I'd honestly rather be with you tonight than in Westport --

Roger
Spare us old sport, the soundbite

Benny
Mimi - since your was are so seductive

Mimi
You came on to me!

Benny
Persuade him not to be so counterproductive

Roger
Liar!

Benny
Why not tell them what you wore to my place?

Mimi
I was on my way to work

Benny
Black leather and lace!
My desk was a mess
I think I'm still sore

Mimi
Cause I kicked him and told him I wasn't his whore!

Benny
Does your boyfriend know
Who your last boyfriend was?

Roger
I'm not her boyfriend
I don't care what she does

Angel
People! Is this any way to start a new year?
Have compassion
Benny just lost his cat

Benny
My dog - but I appreciate that

Angel
My cat had a fall
And I went through hell

Benny
It's like losing a -
How did you know that she fell?

Collins
Champagne?

Benny
Don't mind if I do
To dogs

All But Benny
No Benny - To you!

Angel
Let's make a resolution

Mimi
I'll drink to that

Collins
Let's always stay friends

Joanne
Tho' we may have our disputes

Maureen
This family tree's got deep roots

Mark
Friendship is thicker than blood

Roger
That depends

Mimi
Depends on trust

Roger
Depends on true devotion

Joanne
Depends on love

Mark
Depends on not denying emotion

Roger
Perhaps

All
It's gonna be a happy new year

Roger
I guess

All
It's gonna be a happy new year

Roger
You're right

Angel
It's gonna be a happy new year

Roger & Mimi
I'm sorry

Roger
Coming?

Mimi
In a minute - I'm fine - go

The Man
Well, well, well. What have we here?
It's gonna be a happy new year
There, there... (etc.)


Take Me or Leave Me

Maureen
Every single day
I walk down the street
I hear people say,
"Baby's so sweet" Ever since puberty
Everybody stares at me
Boys - girls
I can't can't help it baby
So be kind
Don't lose your mind
Just remember that I'm your baby
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby or leave me
A tiger in a cage
Can never see the sun
This diva needs her stage
Baby - let's have fun!
You are the one I choose
Folks'd kill to fill your shoes
You love the limelight too, baby
So be mine
Or don't waste my time
Cryin' - "Honeybear - are you still my baby?"
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
No way - can I be what I'm not
But hey - don't you want your girl hot!
Don't fight - don't lose your head
Cause every night - who's in your bed?
Who's in your bed, baby?
Kiss, Pookie.

Joanne
It won't work.
I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make lists in my sleep
Baby what's my sin?
Never quit - I follow through
I hate mess - but I love you
What to do
With my impromptu baby
So be wise
This girl satisfies
You've got a prize
But don't compromise
You're one lucky baby
Take me for what I am

Maureen
A control freak

Joanne
Who I was meant to be

Maureen
A snob - yet over-attentive

Joanne
And if you give a damn

Maureen
A lovable, droll geek

Joanne
Take me baby or leave me

Maureen
And anal retentive

Both
That's it!

Joanne
The straw that breaks my back

Both
I quit

Joanne
Unless you take it back

Both
Women

Maureen
What is it about them?

Both
Can't live -
With them -
Or without them!
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby
Or leave me
Guess I'm leavin'
I'm gone!


Seasons of Love B

Company
In diapers - report cards
In spoke wheels - in speeding tickets
In contracts - dollars
In funerals - in births
In - five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
How do you figure
A last year on earth?
Figure in love
Figure in love
Figure in love
Measure in love
Seasons of love
Seasons of love


Without You

Mimi
Without you
The ground thaws
The rain falls
The grass grows
Without you
The seeds root
The flowers bloom
The children play
The stars gleam
The poets dream
The eagles fly
Without you
The earth turns
The sun burns
But I die
Without you
Without you
The breeze warms
The girl smiles
The cloud moves
Without you
The tides change
The boys run
The oceans crash
The crowds roar
The days soar
The babies cry
Without you
The moon glows
The river flows
But I die
Without you

Roger
The world revives

Mimi
Colors renew

Both
But I know blue
Only blue
Lonely blue
Within me, blue
Without you

Mimi
Without you
The hand gropes
The ear hears
The pulse beats

Roger
Without you
The eyes gaze
The legs walk
The lungs breathe

Both
The mind churns
The heart yearns
The tears dry
Without you
Life goes on
But I'm gone
Cause I die

Roger
Without you

Mimi
Without you

Roger
Without you

Both
Without you


Voice Mail # 4

Roger & Mark
(outgoing message)
"Speak" ... ("Beeeep!")

Alexi Darling
Mark Cohen
Alexi Darling
Labor Day weekend
In East Hampton
On the beach
Just saw Alec Baldwin
Told him you say hi
Just kidding
We still need directors
You still need money
You know you need money
Pick up the phone
Don't be afraid of ker-ching ker-ching
Marky - sell us your soul
Just kidding
We're waiting...


Contact

Group A
Hot-hot-hot-sweat-sweet
Wet-wet-wet-red-heat
Hot-hot-hot-sweat-sweet
Wet-wet-wet-red-heat
Please don't stop please
Please don't stop stop
Stop stop stop don't
Please please please please
Hot-hot-hot-sweat-sweet
Wet-wet-wet-red-heat
Sticky-licky-trickle-tickle
Steamy-creamy-stroking-soaking

Group B
Hot-hot-hot-sweat-sweet
Wet-wet-wet-red-heat

Collins
Touch

Maureen
Taste

Mimi
Deep!

Collins
Dark!

Maureen
Kiss!

Collins
Beg!

Mimi
Slap!

Mimi, Maureen & Collins
Fear!

Collins
Thick!

Collins, Mimi & Maureen
Red, red
Red, red
Red, red - please

Maureen
Harder

Angel
Faster

Maureen
Wetter

Mimi
Bastard!

Collins
You whore!

Maureen
You cannibal!

Mimi & Angel
More!

Maureen
You animal!

Maureen, Collins & Mimi
Fluid no fluid no contact yes
No contact

All
Fire fire burn-burn yes!
No latex rubber rubber
Fire latex rubber latex bummer
Lover bummer

Angel
Take me
Take me
Today for you
Tomorrow for me
Today me
Tomorrow you
Tomorrow you
Love
you
Love you
I love
You I love
You!
Take me
Take me
I love you

Roger's Voice
Um

Joanne's Voice
Wait

Mimi's Voice
Slipped

Collins' Voice
Shit

Joanne's Voice
Ow!

Roger's Voice
Where'd it go?

Mimi's Voice
Safe

Collins' Voice
Damn

Maureen's Voice
I think I missed
Don't get pissed

All
It was bad for me - was it bad for you?

Joanne
It's over

Maureen
It's over

Roger
It's over

Mimi
It's over

Collins
It's over