Touji rolled back his head and closed his eyes. The LCL was 
rising. He tried to clear his mind. He failed.


"We've gone from the Pathetic Duo to the Three Stooges!"


"I could make you a lunch."


"You've been asleep for three days."

Suzuhara Touji's mind, left alone to rule his body, had seized 
upon Horaki Hikari and refused to let her go. The LCL was 
halfway up his calves. Touji nodded to himself. There was no 
denying, he was fighting to win her back, to prove himself to her 
and her alone.


Missing for a month.


Raped in the cockpit.

She walked into the classroom one day, just before classes began. 
She had approached Kensuke and done nothing more than look 
straight into his face and say his name, carefully; then she had 
repeated the exercise with each member of the class. He had 
taken a seat far from the door, so she reached him last. He had 
been staring at her in disbelief; when she was finally up close to 
him, he saw that she had looked different from the day before. 
Her skin was immaculate, almost shining, and every hair of her 
eyebrows was in place.

Something was wrong with Rei, he decided. During lunch, 
he repaid a favor he owed Rei.  He found her on the roof of the
building. She was staring at her hands, touching each finger to
each and every other one.

"Uh, Rei?" he said, uncertain of how to begin.

She stopped. "Yes. You are Suzuhara Touji. I remember you."

"Um, good. Look, Rei, I don't know how to say this, but is 
something wrong?"

"No." She turned and faced him. She was obviously confused. 
"My body is functioning perfectly."

It hadn't been the reply Touji had hoped for, not quite. "Oh, 
that's good...look, Rei, you've been acting kind of weird today, 
and since you..."


"Yeah." She took a step towards him and he said, "You've 
seemed kind of lost, that's all."

"How do I act...not weird?"

Touji felt a headache. "Like usual. Like you usually do."


For the first time since they had met, Touji thought Rei was 
pleading with him. He laughed nervously. The conversation 
was going nowhere. Then he remembered why he had started it 
in the first place, and he decided to resolve their talk.
"You're usually quiet. You don't let anything get to you. 
You're stoic. And today you've seemed like you were confused 
about something. I just wanted to make sure that everything 
was all right."

"I see." Rei nodded slowly. "So I will be stoic now."

She turned her back on him. Touji stammered something, but 
gave up. She was done talking to him.

"See you later, Rei." She neither said nor did anything in 

The LCL passed his collarbone. Touji felt fear nipping at him; 
and then fear was followed by depression, for he wondered what 
his next time in the hospital would be like.

_Now that I've gone and lost Hikari...I guess nobody's going to 
come and visit me in the hospital. I could live, and I could die, 
but if I'm wounded, my God, I'd need her so badly..._

He groaned, and the LCL slipped into his body.
Shinji opened a communication channel between his EVA and 
Touji's. Touji was looking placid, if somewhat bored, on the 
screen. Shinji was surprised, he had expected his friend to be 
more dazed than he seemed. "How did it go for you?"

Touji shrugged. "Once you've swallowed mouthwash, I guess 
nothing's too bad."

Shinji laughed. Beside the first screen, Asuka's face appeared. 
"Are you idiots ready to go or not?"

"Take it easy, Asuka," said Touji. "S'matter? That time of the 
month for you?"

Asuka's face grew much bigger and redder as she lunged in her 
own EVA. "Watch your mouth, you philandering son of a--"

Misato's face appeared. "We're ready to sortie. Touji, no more 
menstruation jokes, please."


"I'm going to kick your..."

Shinji leaned back in his seat and laughed. He found the antics 
of the people around him incredibly funny; and for some reason, 
Touji's making fun of Asuka gave him a thimbleful of dreams. 
_He got her good...I wonder what she would have done if I'd 
said that..._

He closed his eyes and opened them twice; then he looked up 
above his head. He tensed as he felt the safety locks on the EVA 
release. From outside he heard the gouts of electricity crackling 
as the launch mechanisms charged; and then he was flying up 
the launch path, through the elevator door and into Tokyo-3.

The sight that greeted Ikari Shinji was bleak. The sky, even 
though it was midday, was pitch black. The storm clouds hung 
low over the city, and he could see them tumbling over each 
other and rushing about at the mercy of the wind. Lightning 
bolts flashed around them. What had been rain splattering 
against the screen before him was now mud; even the buildings 
of the city looked off color.

Shinji looked around. To his right one block was Asuka, and 
behind and to her right was Rei. To his left and behind him was 
Touji, though Shinji had to strain to make him out; the color of 
his Evangelion was hard to see in the darkness. The four mecha 
were arrayed in the shape of a trapezoid. They held their 
formation as they sprinted to the south end of the city.

In position on the very outskirts they each switched to new 
cables and took their weapons from separate NERV buildings. 
Shinji switched on his Heads-Up Display. "Asuka and I will start 
moving south now. Touji, Rei, you guys follow us to the second 
ridge and then hold there. Touji, I guess you'll want the time to 
practice with your EVA."


"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" Asuka shouted. "Who the hell 
appointed you generallisimo, Shinji? Why are you giving orders 

"Uh, I'm just echoing what Misato told us to do," he said.

Before Asuka could come up with a response, Touji said, 
"Shinji, you guys better take off. We'll wait here." His display 

Shinji nodded. "Let's go," he said, and started marching at a 
brisk pace to the south. Asuka trailed behind him. 

Their path took them alongside a series of powerlines, across 
rice fields and along hillsides. When they were four kilometers 
south-southwest of the city, Shinji and Asuka changed course. 
They moved up the side of a hill to a point a quarter from the 
top, and spread out fifteen meters apart from each other. Their 
vantage point was just below the cloud layer. Before them was a 
large expanse of forest, clinging to the sides of mountains and 
sprouting up from the foothills. In the darkness and the mud-
rain, it looked ominous.

Asuka spoke. "Geofront, can you hear us?"

"Just fine," said Misato. "Are you in position?"

"Affirmative...but I don't see anything." Asuka squinted and 
looked from horizon to horizon. "Nope, nothing. How are we 
supposed to see a big, black circle in this weather, anyway?"

"We can't do much for you," Misato replied. "Our long-range 
surveillance systems are useless right now, and it's too 
dangerous to send out UN forces with searchlights...Asuka, are 
you listening to me?"

"I was just noticing," said Asuka, "that there's a lot more 
lightning since we got into position. Are the EVAs acting like 
lightning rods?"

Ritsuko replaced Misato at the HUD. "Yes. You're out in the 
open, it's only natural. Fortunately, the EVAs should be able to 
handle the power surge from a direct lightning hit.

"I have an idea. Use the lightning to your advantage. During the 
split second of illumination you have, look around you and try 
to spot the Angel."

"Yes, ma'am," Asuka said. She was armed with a missile gun; 
and over the next minute she practiced aiming it as soon as she 
saw the flash of light. Shinji could do nothing similar. He had 
been issued an axe rather than a projectile weapon.



"Just checking."

"Oh. Why? Getting a little scared over there?"

"No, it's just I lost sight of you a moment ago."

"What? What do you mean?"

"Well, you were there, and then I couldn't see you or anything, 
and then..."

Asuka's EVA shoved Shinji's out of her way as she raced over 
the mountain. At the mountain's summit there was nothing 
but clouds, but she fired two shots blindly, ignoring the protests 
that came over her speakers. She smiled in grim satisfaction as 
an orange pulse shot from the cloud. She switched to her HUD.

"Hey! You guys in Tokyo! Pay attention! IT'S COMING 
"Roger," said Touji. _God, it's actually happening..._ He had 
been allowed twenty minutes during the first phase of the 
foray, and it was enough to give him some familiarity with and 
security about his controls; but combat was a different matter 
entirely. He spoke to Rei. "What do we do?"

Rei's unemotional manner calmed rather than irritated him. "I 
will take point, since I have more experience. Move away from 
me and be on your guard. Have your weapon ready, and know 
where your Progressive Knife is."

"Sure thing, Rei."

Rei took two steps downslope in her EVA and trained her pistol 
towards the horizon. She saw nothing. She knew the direction 
that her comrades were in, relative to her position; so she 
concentrated on looking for an anomaly, a black shape moving 
on a black background. With an unconscious shudder, she saw it 
a few seconds after she had begun.

"Suzuhara. Geofront. Our target is about one kilometer distant. 
I'm sending visual data to you now."

She focused a camera on the shape. The Angel was coming in at 
an angle, parallel to the way the rain was falling. It hovered a 
few meters above the treetops. There was no sign of activity 
from it, other than its approach.

"Should I fire?"

"When ready, Rei."

"Roger. Suzuhara, move forward and away from me, and then 
draw out your Progressive Knife."

"OK." Touji walked away, shifted his gun to his left hand, and 
took his knife out with his left. Rei watched with satisfaction as 
the Angel altered its course. Then she fired twice at its proximal 

Both shots rebounded off the creature's AT Field. In response, 
however, the Angel slowed and tilted so that it was parallel to 
the ground. Rei said, "It's trying to lure us away from the city. 
I'll go. Suzuhara, stay here. If it attacks me before I hit the AT 
Field, fire on it. Ikari, Langley, what are you doing?"

Shinji's HUD appeared. "We still have power, so we're trying to 
get back and help you. But it's starting to get muddy."

Asuka added, "We'll have to get out of this valley before we see 
the Angel. Wonder Girl can keep it busy until I get a good shot."


The distance between EVA-00 and the Angel was less than 200 
meters over flat terrain. Rei dropped her pistol in mid-step and 
readied her knife. At 100 meters the Angel stopped moving and 
deployed its AT Field. Without hesitating Rei slashed at it, then 
changed her grip to stab. It was to no avail; the field held.

Then the field dissipated. Rei's EVA, off-balance, slipped down 
and fell into the mud at the Angel's feet. She planted her hands 
and tried to push up, but the soil below them gave way and she 
landed on her face. For an instant she was powerless, and in that 
instant the Angel acted. It warped into a teardrop shape, and its 
apex formed a pseudopod that bent perpendicular to the ground. 
The pseudopod pressed against her neck and held her helpless. 
Rei let out a cross between a gasp and a grunt, smarting from the 
pain and the foolishness of the act.

"Dammit!" Touji fired his gun, one-handed, towards the Angel. 
It missed by such a margin that the Angel didn't react. Touji 
cursed again. "Shinji! Asuka! Where are you guys?"

Asuka's HUD showed her sweat visible within the LCL. "I 
just got up the mountain. We're at least a kilometer away. I see 
the target. I'm firing--now!"

Touji watched the projectile flash through the air and smack 
against the AT Field. Its force was significant, and the field 
shuddered. The Angel withdrew its pseudopod and began 
floating silently away from the flatland and the city it bordered. 
Touji, mindful of the wet ground, started to jog over to Rei. 
"Rei, are you OK?"

"Yes. The Unit is functioning perfectly." She struggled up from 
the mud. "Langley, you may fire when ready."

Asuka hadn't waited for directions. She fired off a three round 
burst and watched the impact of the missiles; the Angel held its 
course and did not threaten Rei. Asuka walked her EVA along 
the ridge, careful in the mud to keep her weapon aimed. 
"Shinji," she said, "get in closer to the Angel. I'll--SCHEISSE!!!"

She stumbled, and the EVA sprawled prone, its gun falling and 
tumbling down the mountainside. Shinji watched in horror as 
her fall was cut short with a jerk on her power cord. He looked 
to see the Angel, once again teardrop-shaped, with its apex 
wrapped around one end of the cord. _The Angel's pulling her 
right toward it!_ he thought.


Shinji jumped up into the air, letting his own safety escape his 
mind. His Evangelion landed with its belly on Asuka's back. He 
clamped one hand around Asuka's power cord, and swung his 
axe with the other. Asuka was free. A moment later, he had 
jerked his own power cable out. Free from assault, they skidded 
in a muddy mess to the foot of the hill.

Rei had redrawn her progressive knife and charged at the Angel 
again. The Angel immediately raised its AT Field; but it was 
weaker, and Rei's knife began to cleave it. She groaned with the 
effort. Battle tired her. She succeeded in cutting into the AT 
Field, but her efforts were in vain: her opponent replaced it with 
yet another field, so weak as to be nothing more than a haze.

Rei stepped back, still on her guard. "Suzuhara," she said, "fire."

Touji was a moment in responding. He clasped the pistol in 
both hands, took careful aim, and fired. The bullet did not seem 
to affect the AT Field, nor did the second or third shots. Touji 
threw down the pistol. "Gimme a bigger gun!"

Misato spoke. "Touji, there's a projectile cannon behind you. 
You'll have to go back to the city to pick it up. Rei, engage the 
Angel. It can't attack you with its AT Field in place. And Shinji, 
Asuka, HURRY UP! You have less than three minutes left!"

"Yeah, I KNOW!"

Rei stepped up to the Angel. She thought that it was rotating at a 
constant velocity, greater than her own, but it was hard to see. A 
third time, she attacked with her Progressive Knife, but she 
didn't catch the AT Field. She slashed through space. The Angel 
had dodged her attack by warping itself. Its pseudopod now 
reached out and grabbed her left arm, wrapping around and 
around her wrist. Rei shrieked and hacked at the 
pseudopod. To her surprise, she cut through it with ease. The 
Angel reacted to the attack and drew back into itself, reforming 
the circle; the material on Rei's arm melted and started dripping 

Bolstered by her success, Rei lunged at it. She missed. Her knife 
arm shot into the air well above the Angel. Quicker than the eye 
could follow another pseudopod was against, around, pulling 
Rei's right arm. It whipped her halfway around the circle in an 
eighth of a second and then threw her against the side of the 

The feedback from the Evangelion was concentrated on her 
neck, the location of the impact; and Ayanami Rei, unable to 
assimilate the force of the impact, was thrown into shock an 
instant before her body could realize the pain.

Asuka and Shinji were powerless to intervene, but eager to 

With an awkward battle yell, Shinji leaped down at the Angel, 
swinging his axe. It caught against the AT Field; weak though 
the resistance was, the axe was kept from its target, and Shinji 
slipped and sprawled along the muddy slope. Asuka took more 
care, stalking down to meet the Angel midway up the slope. A 
pseudopod reached out towards her, but Asuka stepped aside, 
contenting herself with a surgical slice at her opponent. To her 
satisfaction, few blobs of Angel flesh were cut off. The Angel 
changed its tactics. It reared up, serpentine, and struck out 
towards her. Asuka ducked, almost kneeling. The Angel rose 
again, only to have a piece of its middle blown out.


"Touji? Was that you?"

"Yeah! LOOK OUT!"

Without hesitation, Asuka swung her knife up above her head. 
Her aim was true but her strength was lacking, and the tip of the 
knife was cleaved off. A moment later the Angel's pseudopod 
caught her on her shoulder, sprawling her against the ground.

>From 20 meters away, Touji blew the pseudopod off of the 
Angel. He could see that it had shrunk in diameter, and he 
chuckled, finding a bit of confidence in his heart. He dropped to 
one knee. The Angel was above and a few meters in front of 
him. He fired, tearing a new hole through the middle of the 

But the Angel fell onto him, wrapping the EVA up tightly...

"What the...???"
The three control room operators turned dumbly to Katsuragi 
Misato, who looked in turn to Commander Ikari. Speaking from 
beneath his fingertips, he said simply, "Well?"

Ibuki Maya glanced at her monitors. "Uh...we've lost all 
communication with the EVAs. All power supplies have been 
cut. Our sensors aren't indicating a blue pattern, and...hey, here's 
something...the seismic sensors recorded a tremor a few 
moments ago. That's all the information I have, sir."

Major Katsuragi's gaze returned to her commanding officers. 
"What should we do? We can't contact the EVAs, and we can't 
recover them in this weather."

"The thing to do is obvious, Major." Ikari adjusted his glasses 
and stood. "If the blue pattern is gone, then the Angel isn't a 
threat anymore. If the Angel is not a threat anymore, then the 
EVAs have done their duty. If they have done their duty, and if 
there is no way to recover them, then we can afford to leave 
them there until the weather has improved.

"Please alert the civil defense to keep all civilians in the shelters 
overnight--I don't think that that will cause a problem. Issue 
rations. Provide medical attention. As for the Geofront, all 
personnel are to switch to blue alert until such time as we can 
recover the EVAs. The pilots are expendable, but we should save 
them if they're still alive, or recover their remains if they're 

He turned to his second and lowered his voice. "Fuyutsuki, 
order the backups to monitor in the control room for four 
hours. Let's give these people some rest, we've had a long day."

"Yes, sir."

Daniel Snyder
in his new abode at
If I wasn't such a strange person,
this would all seem so confusing.