April 29, 2001
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10) The Outing - "We're not gay...not that there is anything wrong with that." - Jerry
9) The Parking Garage - "Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation..." - Jerry
8) The Marine Biologist - The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George
7) The Opposite - "Everything I've ever done or said is the complete opposite of what I've wanted." - George
6) The Bubble Boy - "He's a boy that lives in a bubble!" - Jerry
5) The Hamptons - "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!" - George
4) The Pick - "It's not a pick!...No pick!" - Jerry
3) The Junior Mint - "Who's going to turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's pepermint, it's delicious. It's very refreshing." - Kramer
2) The Soup Nazi - "No soup for you! Come back, one year!" - Soup Nazi
1) The Contest - "But are you still master of your domain?" - Jerry
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Seinfeld10@aol.com
My favorite episode has to be "The Outing". Why? Well, for one, it was the very first Seinfeld episode I had ever watched, and it was the episode that got me hooked and led to be developing a slightly unhealthy obsession with the show (I was hysterical when I found out it was ending and after the finale one of my friends called me to ask if I was okay...and I was slightly teary-eyed. Yeah, that's an obsession all right). It also is wildly hilarious (especially when George attempts to break up with his girlfriend by telling her that he's gay and she won't believe him so he brings her to Jerry's apartment, finds Jerry making out with Sharon the reporter, feigns shock and betrayal, scares Sharon off, pisses Jerry off, confuses his girlfriend, and then tells her that he's a porno actor named Buch Naked, which impresses her tremendously). Funny funny stuff. I use the phrase "Not that there's anything wrong with that" ALL THE TIME (even for things not related to the episode whatsoever) and every time the episode reruns, I still find it as funny as I did the first time. It's simply one of the classics.
Beagle1795@aol.com
My favorite episode is "The Contest." I know that isn't very original or anything, but it is truly the best-written episode of "Seinfeld." It makes me laugh non-stop every time I see it. It has too many classic moments to even recall. and when people point to the high-point of "Seinfeld"'s run on top, this episode is its peak.
KeyserS999@aol.com
The Outing. Everything is just brilliant. Great pace. Especially classic is the army guy who decides to come out.
CMorri0419@aol.com
My favorite episode is "The Frogger"; I like the frogger because I really enjoy that game, and it was kind of an inside joke between me and some friends.
Stephie0385@aol.com
The Contest. I should think the reasons would be obvious. Brillant writing : )
LCCNTRYROX@aol.com
This is a very hard question, but I think that my favorite episode is "The Contest." Just the whole story line is too funny. The way that Kramer yells "I'm out!" (before they even get the check). And just watching all of the characters trying to cope with being "master of their domain" is wonderful. With the naked woman across the street, the virgin, and John F Kennedy Jr. there to make things harder and harder for them and watching all of them attempt to sleep at night and spaz at each other about little things like socks is great.
Shembee05@aol.com
The Kenny Rogers Roasters. Kramer: "Oh, the red."
Feelalrite1@aol.com
The Moviefone episode: I love Kramer's rendition of the moviefone operator/computer voice.
RavePunkerSpence@aol.com
i dont know the name of it , but its the one where jerry went down to florida for mortys birthday, and kramer went down to bcause he retirered. and thats the one where elaine is dating the "mixed guy" darrell. its just soo funny cause everything about that episode i laughed at!!!!
Nevermind135@aol.com
ive gotta take bizarro world
Zup999@aol.com
my favorite episode is the one when Elaine leaves the erotic message on jerry's tape recorder. I love the episode because Elaine thinks she is all cool and George is so adorable. Elaine Rules.
XoXNoSoup4uXoX@aol.com
My favorite episode is the Merv Griffin show because Kramer is so hilarious in that, he is funny throughout the whole show and so is Jerry, George, and Elaine.
JoeyAC@aol.com
summer of george...everyones conflict is amazing. george takes the summer off and helps jerry "team up" with his gf. kramer is a sit-filler and when he hits the man in front of him with the jerky i could die. elaine gets threatened by the "crazy straight-armed woman at peterman's" and when kramer hears the word cat-fight...he has the impulse to repeat it and get very excited. and the way it ends with george and the same doctor from the season before....that episode is simply amazing.
AofSpades7@aol.com
Winners
CMorri0419@aol.com