Aug. 26, 2001
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Writers:

                        Ivy                    Seinfeld10@aol.com
                        Chris                Seinlang@home.com
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                        Allie                Allie52927@aol.com
                        Andy                Johntrvlt1@aol.com

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News
By: Ivy

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here, then click yes.

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
Sein Language Online!
(will be on later monday night)

A few few things...
I know we told you that just for the summer, we'd be sending the newsletter out bi-weekly, but we're going to be keeping it bi-wekly alittle longer. Many of us are busy with school, work, and have things to do, we don't have as much time to work on the newsletter. Sorry.

Get those VCR's ready...
On Comedy Central on Sept. 5 at 10:30pm & again on Sept. 7 at 12:30pm, legendary interviewer Jiminy Glick goes primetime and interviews Dennis Miller and Jerry Seinfeld.

What else...
Ah, ok, this is nothing to do with Seinfeld at all, but I'm doing a favor for a friend. Do you all remember our old writer Bryan (SomethingSane)? Well, he has a band called Chugwater. (In Miami) It's a great band, really, I'm not just saying that b/c he's my friend. lol. It's good music and he has a GREAT voice! If anyone is interested in taking a look at his site and possibly buying a cd (very cheap) please e-mail him at Chugwatermail@aol.com.
(By the way, he's single!!)  :o)  Thanks!
Chugwater's Official Web Site

A lookalike?...
This guy named Randy believes he looks like Jerry. He thinks he could be his twin. What do you guys think? You can check out his picture here:
Randy's Kingdom!
Think he could play his double?
E-mail: randyking2@Juno.com.

What are they doing now?...
Well, I'm not sure if any of you have seen the movie Rat Race, but Wayne Knight (Newman) has a very small part in the movie. It seems like all his parts in movies are small, lol. Anyways, It's a very very funny movie!!!
Ah, The moive Big Trouble is coming out soon which stars Tim Allen. Our favorite guy is in the movie - Patrick Warburton (Puddy!). It looks pretty funny.

Last but not least...
Following this week's newsletter, you will be receiving a SPECIAL EXTRA SECTION which will include Andy's Trivia section. This extra section is a special bonus for you, our subscribers, and it's self-explanatory. 
We hope you enjoy it!

Once again...
MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade/sell with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld Video Exchange

My boyfriend Mark has a FRIENDS newsletter. I write for it too. If you would like to subscribe, please e-mail me (Seinfeld10@aol.com) or Mark (CHINAND0L0R B0NG@aol.com).
Thank you!

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If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy


Aug 26 Sunday - The Butter Shave
Aug 27 Monday - The Voice
Aug 28 Tuesday - The Serenity Now
Aug 29 Wednesday - The Blood
Aug 30 Thursday - The Junk Mail
Aug 31 Friday - The Merv Griffin Show
Sept 1 Saturday - The Slicer
Sept 2 Sunday - The Betrayal
Sept 3 Monday - The Apology
Sept 4 Tuesday - The Dealership
Sept 5 Wednesday - The Reverse Peephole
Sept 6 Thursday - The Cartoon
Sept 7 Friday - The Strongbox

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Friday, August 31--The Merv Griffin Show 

Kramer discovers the set of the old " Merv Griffin Show" in a dumpster. George's girlfriend, Miranda, is disgusted when George runs over some pigeons with his car. The pigeons have broken their deal with the humans. Jerry is fascinated with his girlfriend's old toy collection that she won't let him near. Elaine's new co-worker is a real sideler, he causes her to spill coffee that creates a stain that looks like Fidel Castro. Kramer reconstructs the set in his apartment and begins to conduct interviews of everyone who enters his apartment. Elaine schemes to out-sidle the sideler who might be sidling her out of a job. While George swerves to avoid a pigeon, he hits a squirrel. Jerry schemes for an opportunity to play with the toys. Kramer adds Newman as a co-host for his show to help relieve the pressure of being a host. Miranda insists that George pay for the special surgery required to fix the squirrel. Elaine gives Tic Tacs to the sideler to make him noisy, unfortunately the sound reminds Peterman of an old Haitian torture. Jerry and George execute a turkey, wine and home movie scheme in an effort to play with the toys. Elaine is disgusted by this unconscionable behavior, until she hears about the Easy-Bake Oven. Kramer decides to change the format of the show, to " Scandals and Animals." On the show, Jerry's girlfriend finds out about the schemes and animal expert Jim Fowler is there with a hawk. George brings the squirrel over to the set to get Jim Fowler's opinion. Hawks like to eat squirrels.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

This weeks sound is a good one, one of my favorites...Jerry and Elaine had just slept together (in The Deal) and Jerry had just told George. Jerry: Sorry, can't give details, not in the mood. George: Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job. I have no place to go. You're not in the mood. Well, you get in the mood!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"


Top Ten Lies Told by George
(Taken from TV Guide -'98)


10) Crime Story - Turned on by conjugal visits with his jailbird gail, George tells the warden she'll return to a life of crime if paroled. (The Little Jerry)
9) Racial Blur - George didn't cause the damage to his dad's car - it was that driver yelling racial epithets from his swastika - covered automobile. (The Handicap Spot)
8) Whale of a Tale - A tag-team effort: Jerry helps hook George up with a college buddy Diane by telling her that George is now a marine biologist. And George can walk the walk: He dislodges a ball from a whale's blow hole. (The Marine Biologist)
7) Time to Confess - George steals his girlfriend's alarm clock, then hides it in a paper bag. He claims it's a sandwich. Then the alarm goes off. (The Chicken Roaster)
6) White Lie - George makes up a boyhood pal, "Whitey Fisk, his "summer Jerry," who supposedly snuck him into see "Last Tango in Paris." To this day, he hasn't seen the Brando movie. (The Junk Mail)
5) Dead Wrong - After a death in his girlfriend's family, George needs a death-certificate copy to get the bereavement-rate plan fare. He tells a doctor that he's crafting a "scrapbook." (The Implant)
4) Sex, Lies, and Videotape - George tried to get out of a relationship by claiming he's gay. That fails, so he tells her he's a porn star Buck Naked. (The Outing)
3) Pants on Fire - Smoke pours from an ATM center, but George, to protect his secret code, tells J. Peterman he can't save the man trapped inside because he isn't carrying his ATM card. (The Secret Code)
2) Artful Dodger - George pulls out trusty pseudonym Art Vandelay and a fake job whenever he needs it. Our favorite: "importer-exporter." (The Stakeout)
1) Mission Accomplice - George helps Elaine renege on being legal guardian to a friend's child; he alternately tells the kid's mom that Elaine is going to live with her grandparents in Reading, Pennsylvania; she's being deported to Scotland; and she has been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next Biosphere project - which is underwater - for charity. (He adds, "I'm also an architect.") (The Blood)

Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
Ivy
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris

Last Week
Crazy Joe Divola

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BCALLALILLY@aol.com

This Week
He lives in Elaine's building and has his own cable access show. He talks about Elaine and the gang after she told him about them in confidence. So because of that, George found out what Elaine thought about him getting married. He also let Elaine know of the whole "Shiksa" philosophy. And in fact he even invited Elaine to a lake house for a week.

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Friday, Sept. 7th.
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The Lucky Person is...
Benuts4 got interviewed this week!
By: Ivy


Seinfeld10:   Thank you Jason for taking the time to do this interview with me.
Benuts4:   My pleasure
Seinfeld10:   So Jason, please tell me, What did you think about the final episode of Seinfeld?
Benuts4:   Very creative. I liked the first part recapping different scenes from the episodes then seeing all the past characters end up visiting them in court was just a scream!
Seinfeld10:   Not too many people liked the final. But I too found it to be great! I extremely loved how they brought back all the past characters too. I loved how the judge was Vandelay and how they ended the show the same way they started it, with the button. It was well done.
Benuts4:   Jackie the attorney and then the "old bag" with the marble rye! Just seeing Jerry's face when she showed up!
Seinfeld10:   And how Jackie said, "You have a pet name for everyone." LOL.
Seinfeld10:   Do you find yourself in everyday life using quotes and expressions heard on the show?
Benuts4:   Oh just about every day at work. We all come up with expressions for each other.
Seinfeld10:   Can you give an example of which you use?
Benuts4:   When we play cards on break and someone has a good hand and they will say, just as Kramer did the night before the big aids walk, "Do these ladies look scared!"
Benuts4:   I have tons of sayings and expression we like to do!
Seinfeld10:   Haha. I find myself saying "alright." a lot. Once in awhile I'll use the "yada yada." But just the other day I asked my friend if he could "do me a solid." And the funny thing was, I wasn't even thinking about Seinfeld at the time. It just came out. lol.
Benuts4:   Yeah we have a lady at work who yells "Get Out" just like Elaine.  Without even trying.
Seinfeld10:   THAT I've never done before.  :o)
So Jason, what is your favorite Kramer idea that has be done on the show?
Benuts4:   "You know the way you smell when you first come home from the Beach?  I wan to capture the essence of that smell, oh yeah the Beach!"
Benuts4:   That one always comes to my mind instantly!
Seinfeld10:   KRAMER: You know I got a great idea for a cologne. The Beach. You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach.
JERRY: Hmmm, a cologne that smells like the beach. I can't believe I'm saying this, "That's not a bad idea."  LOL
Benuts4:   Poor kramer, he ends up doing underwear ads then! lol
Benuts4:   "Thats why people take showers when they get home from the beach, so they don't smell like one!"
Seinfeld10:   I liked his Make your own pizza - "Yeah, we give you the dough, you smash it, you pound it, you fling it in the air; and then you get to put your sauce and you get to sprinkle your cheese, and then - you slide it into the oven."....."It's all supervised!"  LOL
Benuts4:   It's all supervised! LOL. That's the best part!
Seinfeld10:   HAHA. yeah, very cute. Well, before we wrap this up, do you want to tell me your favorite episode and why?
Benuts4:   I have 2 actually!
Seinfeld10:   Ok, lets hear them  :o)
Benuts4:   The first is Ass-Man just because everyone is hootin & hollerin at Kramer yellin "Hey Ass-Man!"  Kramer replies: "You got that right buddy!"
Seinfeld10:   Ah, you mean The Stranded. That's a good one.
Benuts4:   My other fav is the wooden Indian. Just how Jerry portrays a Native American in front of one. And then Kramer is in the back of the taxi with it driving past Jerry making Indian noises! LOL
Benuts4:   I can't believe you asked me to pick a favorite episode! You know how hard that was?
Seinfeld10:   Estelle and Frank are separated. Puddy steals Jerry's move. Kramer makes a "somewhat" pass at Estelle in the car. hehe.
Ah, that one is the Cigar Store Indian. You mean..."AN INDIAN GIVER!"
Benuts4:   Estelle and Frank! LOL!  Perfect parents for Georgie boy!
Seinfeld10:   I don't know which is worse, an Indian Giver or a Re-Gifter? LOL
Seinfeld10:   Haha, that can be a good poll question.
Benuts4:   Ah the lable maker! LOL and Superbowl tix
Seinfeld10:   Bad switch if you ask me, lol. Well, thank you Jason for taking the time to do this interview with me. Do you have any last words for the readers?
Benuts4:   Lets cross our fingers for a reunion sometime in the future.  
Seinfeld10:   Jason, you better cross them hard.  :o)
Thanks again.
Benuts4:   Thank you. It's been fun!


What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Put me on your buddy list and IM me anytime after 9 (eastern time).
Send a e-mail to Ivy
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Trivia
By: Andy


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Who ended up with George's toupee in "The Beard?"
-Rusty, the homeless guy who Kramer "gave" Jerry's tupperware.
2) How did George find out what the "bald woman" looked like before he met her in person?
-He used Kramer's police sketch artist friend at the local precinct.
3) Who gave Kramer the balm that cleared up his coffee burn?
-The Maestro
4) How did George actually end up "reading" Breakfast at Tiffany's?
-He went to the apartment of the father and daughter who rented the movie from the local video store and "attempted" to watch it.
5) In "The Wink," what type of fruit pulp did Jerry squirt into George's eye?
-Grapefruit.

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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
The homeless guy in "The Beard" was also featured in a later episode, also as a homeless guy. Which episode was it?
-The Bookstore (he pulled and stole Kramer & Newman's rickshaw, his name was also Rusty). 

Winners
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THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
Andy's Trivia section is part of this ADDITIONAL section we are sending out. Again, it's self-explanatory! Enjoy!  :o)


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Sept. 7th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What celebrity car did George think he was buying in "The Mom and Pop Store" episode?

Answer
Jon Voight

Winners
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This Week
Ok, this week its kind of a tricky one but what is the name of Julia Louis-Dreyfus sister who played a waitress in a few episodes of "Seinfeld?"

Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Sept. 7th.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What did Tim Whatley give Jerry for Superbowl tickets?

Answer
The Lable Baby Jr.

Winners
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This Week
Who parks cars for the people in Jerry's apartment building?

Send answers to: Allie
Friday, Sept. 7th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

George was talking about Tatiana in the Chinese Restaurant?


Jerry: So what happened with Tatiana?
George: I shouldn't even tell you this.
Jerry: Come on...
George: Well, after dinner last week, she invites me back to her apartment.
Jerry: I'm with you.
George: Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom. It's like right there, you know, it's not even down a little hall or off in an alcove. You understand? There's no... buffer zone. So, we start to fool around, and it's the first time, and it's early in the going. And I begin to perceive this impending... intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm gonna have to stop. And as this is happening I'm thinking, even if I can somehow manage to momentarily... extricate myself from the proceedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me with the privacy that I know I'm going to need...
Jerry: This could only happen to you.
George: So I finally stop and say, "Tatiana, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think it would be best if I left".
Jerry: You said this to her after.
George: No. During.

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
Recently, they aired "The Beard," a memorable episode in which Jerry is administered a polygraph/lie detector test in order to prove that he lied about the fact that he does watch Melrose Place. Put yourself in Jerry's shoes: Pretend you are being administered a polygraph- what TV show(s), music, or movies would you end up admitting that you like (shows that you might not want people to know that you like)? It's time to let the cat out of the bag. 

I think the music I would have to admit is. um.. Hanson... recently I popped it in and I was jamming to MMM Bop.. LoL.. SHHHH dont tell
XoXNoSoup4uXoX@aol.com

Okay fine!! I admit it!!! I watch Dawson's Creek.  There, I've said it ... my secret is safe right? :-)
ranonsen@yahoo.com

I wouldn't want people to know I like Tele-tubbies, because I'm almost 40 years old and I have two kids.
Arniekins1@aol.com

I stumbled upon NBC's Passions during the first episode while I was on pregnancy leave and I've been hooked ever since! I was never into soap operas before that week. It is the only one I watch. I tape it every day and fast forward through the flashbacks. (probably 1/3 of the show is old footage)
KelSpirit12@aol.com

I really love watching cartoons especially "tom and jerry."  Also I love "three's company" and the "brady bunch!!!"
PierceMeAgain10@aol.com

I'd have to admit that I watch S-Club-7 on the Fox Family channel, its so bad, but they end each episode with a catchy song.
GregWWD@aol.com

gilmore girls
Zup999@aol.com

I could admit to listening to Spice Girls CDs once in awhile, and perhaps that I highly enjoy the Babysitters Club Movie :)
Stephie0385@aol.com

I LOVE MOVIES ABOUT SERIAL MURDERS,i.e.'THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS";"BONE DADDY";"THE BONE COLLECTOR",ETC. ANYTHING IN THAT GENRE CATCHES MY ATTENTION, YET I AM A KIND AND GENTLE PERSON.
GO FIGURE!
BCALLALILLY@aol.com

Yeah yeah, I got plenty hidden in my "vault." LOL. Ok, um, to start off...who doesn't like cartoons? haha. Yeah, I'll admit it, almost all of them on Nickelodeon. Rugrats, Catdog, Spongebob...Ok, on for my secret shows I shouldn't be telling you guys, lol. I love 7th Heaven! I love family shows, lol. I don't know why. I love Full House, The Brady Bunch, Growing Pains.... Shhhh, don't tell anyone! It's our little secret.
Seinfeld10@aol.com


This Week's Question:
Which would you rather be? A "Regifter" or a "Degifter?" State your reasoning also.

Send all poll responses to: Andy
by Friday, Sept. 7th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.

Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

I'm not 100% sure but I remember reading somewhere that Larry David was
also in the episode The Airport, he was the guy coming out of the bathroom when Elaine  had to use it (he was in disguise, though)!!
shazam@ptd.net

Did you know that Jason Alexander, Michael Richards AND Jerry Seinfeld are all left handed??
razal527@aol.com

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By: Chris

I had a parakeet that used to fly around the house and crash into these huge mirrors my mother put in. Ever heard of this interior design principle, that a mirror makes it seem like you have an entire other room? What kind of jerk walks up to a mirror and goes, "Hey look, there's a whole other room in there. There's a guy that looks just like me in there." But the parakeet would fall for this. I'd let him out of his cage, he'd fly right into the mirror. And I'd always think, "Even if he thinks the mirror is another room, why doesn't he at least try to avoid hitting the other parakeet?"
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Andy

Last week's Quote Locator
"You're not out there! You can't be, because *I* am out there. And if I see
*you* out there, there's not enough..."

Finish the WHOLE quote.


Answer
"...voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence." (Georgie boy does love his mama doesn't he? His reaction to her being back in the dating world in "The Fusilli Jerry.") NOTE: Because this was a popular quote, I was very lenient on the responses, even though most of them were not word for word.

Winners
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ranonsen@yahoo.com
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daniel_cueto@yahoo.com
Shembee05@aol.com
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MastrOfMyDomane@aol.com

This Week's Quote Finisher
"We had a deal."

NAME THE EPISODE that this famous quote came from.

Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, Sept. 7th.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
When asked to wear something as ridiculous as a puffy shirt, make sure you actually "hear" the question.  :o)

Crazy Ideas
Kramer - Staying up all night playing poker and then trying to do the aids walk.

Jerry - Returning clothes b/c of spite.

Terms & Phrases
Hand Fruit - a type of fruit which is normally eaten out of a person's hand, such as; apples, pears, Hampton Tomatoes, or onions (for people who are nearsighted)
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Food Trivia
By: Allie

Last Week
Elaine is a self-professed vegetarian, although she occasionally eats one
kind of food that is not on the vegetarian diet.
What is this food?

Answer
Fish (She also eats Chicken in the Bubble Boy- thanks to XoXNoSoup4uXoX@aol.com for that note). OK NOTE: Many of you sent in different foods with different explanations... I should've clarified that this is a specific quote from Episode 27- "The Stranded." She is a "self-professed anti-fur vegetarian who occasionally eats Fish."

Winners
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KelSpirit12@aol.com
daniel_cueto@yahoo.com
BCALLALILLY@aol.com
MastrOfMyDomane@aol.com
MKadlub@aol.com

This Week
What type of pie did Jerry's girlfriend refuse to eat from Monk's Coffee Shop?

Send Food Answers to: Allie by Friday, Sept. 7th.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!

In the episode with the Millennium Party, Jerry tells Newman that since there was no Year Zero, the new millennium actually begins in the year 2001, making Newman's party (in 2000) one year late.  But actually, Newman's party would be one year EARLY.  Wake up, Jerry!
Arniekins1@aol.com


Jerry gets a two line phone for his birthday, plugs it in and uses it without ever actually getting a second line installed! (Or maybe he was using "call waiting" on one line - no mention of that either!)
KelSpirit12@aol.com

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!

Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"With a piece of Tupperware you just assume." - Kramer

"She has lost all use of her muscles. She can only communicate by blinking. I would so love to see her...bring a ray of sunshine into her tragic life. But, alas, I can't afford it, for I am, as you know, but a simple postal worker." - Newman

From the Fans
"You like Bania's act? You're a closet Bania fan"! - Jerry (from Dano50@yahoo.com)

Send in your quotes! Click here.

Last Week
"It should be the traditional route- years of failure and rejection, until she's spit out of the bottom of the porno industry." - Jerry

Who should suffer such a fate?

Answer
It is aspiring actress Sally Weaver, played by Kathy Griffith.

Winners
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KelSpirit12@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
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This Week
"You think I'm going to spend my life with a guy who can get me a deal on nails?"

Who did George tell he had an early job interview at a hardware store as an excuse  to end their date? A name please. This is a tough one.

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Friday, Sept. 7th.
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