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                        Ivy                    Seinfeld10@aol.com
                        Chris                Seinlang@home.com
                        Vinney Dee        VDiMattina@aol.com
                        Allie                Allie52927@aol.com
                        Andy                JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
                        James                ian_fleming_mi6@hotmail.com

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News
By: Ivy

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If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

Saturday 12/9 or Sunday 12/10 - Mango
Monday 12/11 - The Pilot
Tuesday 12/12 - Male Unbonding
Wednesday 12/13 - The Strongbox
Thursday 12/14 - The Dealership
Friday 12/15 - The Reverse Peephole

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Thursday 12/14 - The Dealership

Jerry plans to buy a car with an insider deal from Puddy, who's been promoted to a
car salesman. George warns Jerry to watch out for car dealers. Kramer takes the car Jerry is planning to buy for a test drive with another salesman. Elaine returns from a lunch with Puddy at Arby's. Puddy offers Jerry a "high five." Kramer misses the turn to go back to the dealership; instead, he plans to give the car a full test of a Kramer daily routine. Hungry, George seeks out something to eat and must settle for a vending machine candy bar. Only he can't get one from the machine with a crinkled dollar so he asks a mechanic (who he knows has a crisp dollar) for assistance and is refused service. Finally, when he gets the correct change, the Twix bar hangs. With his errands run, Kramer's next test is to take the car to the limits of its fuel tank. Irritated (when isn't he), George seeks assistance from a salesman. When they return to the machine, the Twix bar George had hanging and the one behind it are gone. George suspects the mechanic. Elaine and Puddy have a fight and break up. Jerry's insider deal is off. George confronts the mechanic. Jerry wants George to help him get a good deal; however, George is only interested in getting back at the mechanic. The car salesman riding with Kramer really gets into driving below empty. George tries to complain about the mechanic, but gets into a debate about candy bars. In an attempt to get a great deal on his car, Jerry tries to put Elaine and Puddy "in a relationship today." George sets up a candy bar lineup, to implicate the mechanic, only to find his lineup being eaten. Elaine and Puddy get back together and Jerry is going to get his deal, until Puddy says "high five me" to Jerry, one time too many. Kramer and the salesman, with the dealership in sight, decide instead to go for it.

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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

This week's sound of the week is Kramer talking about his life now that he has moussed up his hair. Have a great week everyone!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris

Last Week
Leapin' Larry

Winners
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KeyserS999@aol.com
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
nirbraves@yahoo.com
TSnyder752@aol.com
forever_red2@hotmail.com
YAnk85rsg@aol.com
GregWWD@aol.com
AofSpades7@aol.com
Kleems44@aol.com
LauraFul@aol.com
Oren567@aol.com
AmyClem2@aol.com

This Week
This person is not one that we meet in person but we do hear his voice, so to speak. When Jerry calls his girlfriend Sophie in "The Burning" he uses the "It's me" with Sophie because she used it when calling Jerry. And for some reason Sophie thinks that Jerry is this week's mystery person that you have to guess. Jerry asks about himself using this voice and somehow finds out about some Tractor story. Later, she says that he is sounding funny so then Jerry says that he should get to a doctor, and hangs up. He tries to tell George about the tractor story but the moment is ruined by his "beep-beep-beep". Do you remember what the name of the person was theJerry was imitating?

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Dec 15th.
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The Lucky Person is...
http://I got2pee@aol.com/ got interviewed this week!
By: Chris

This week I had the extreme honor of interviewing Ivy's mother, Rose
(mailto:I%20got2pee@aol.com). She really did know a lot about Seinfeld and gave us a real insight into the REAL Ivy. So read on for a very interesting interview.

SeinfeldLang: Let me start out by asking you this:  What is Ivy like in real life, for all of us that haven met her?
I got2pee: she's smart
SeinfeldLang: Anything else? :-)
I got2pee: she's very talented with her hands and with her mind
I got2pee: everyone likes her
I got2pee: especially kids
SeinfeldLang: What about her personality?
I got2pee: wicked at times
I got2pee: has a short fuse
SeinfeldLang: I've witnessed that before :-)
I got2pee: and most of the times she is a sweetheart
SeinfeldLang: and that side I'm not so familiar with
I got2pee: likes to be the boss
I got2pee: likes to be in charge
I got2pee: on time for every appointment
SeinfeldLang: She's definitely a great person :-)  Let me ask you some Seinfeld related questions now
I got2pee: never late
SeinfeldLang: Have you seen the show very much?
I got2pee: when I am not on the computer, yes
SeinfeldLang: and what is your review of the show?
I got2pee: I always laugh because what Jerry does is so true to real life
I got2pee: very funny person
I got2pee: wonderful sense of humor
I got2pee: I grew up with kids like him all of my life and this is why I enjoy the show so much
SeinfeldLang: Jerry definitely knows how to make people laugh!
SeinfeldLang: Do you have a favorite episode?
I got2pee: yes I like the one about the frogger
I got2pee: we have it on our computer here and I enjoy playing it
SeinfeldLang: Definitely a classic.  Why is it your favorite?
I got2pee: a lot of the quotes were very funny - "I need holes!"
I got2pee: I thought it was so funny when he was crossing the street with the frogger machine
I got2pee: I'm still laughing
SeinfeldLang: Yeah, that is one of my favorite parts too.
SeinfeldLang: Well, those are all the questions.  Thanks for sitting down with me today, and have fun dealing with Ivy! :-)
I got2pee: nice meeting you Chris
I got2pee: i will give ivy a smack for you
I got2pee: thanks for the interview
SeinfeldLang: :-) Thanks again

**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang@home.com or look for me online AOL SN:  SeinfeldLang. Thanks all! **

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Chris
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Trivia
By: Andy

HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!

LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1. How much did George make (total) off of Frank's cabana clothes?
$225
2. What was George's mom serving for dinner when the Seinfelds declined their invitation?
Paella (Spanish dish, not sure of the spelling there)
3. How much money did Elaine put forth in "The Contest"?
$150
4. Who did Jerry discover Elaine was dating in "The Junkmail?"
The Wiz
5. What is Jerry's ATM password?
Jorel (Superman's father)

Winners
http://TSnyder752@aol.com/
http://nirbraves@yahoo.com/

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What joke finally sent Jerry to complain to Father Curtis about Whatley's "religion-joking?" (Answer can be in the form of "Did you hear the one about...")
"Did you hear the one about the Pope and Raquel Welch?" 

Winners
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http://Xpoc50000@aol.com/
http://anachloe@zaz.com.br/
http://PHOXZI85@aol.com/

Trivia Masters
None

THIS WEEKS TRIVIA: This week- SEINFELD IDENTITY TERMS
1.  Who was the massage-teaser?
2.  Who is the bad-breaker-upper?
3.  Who's the maestro?
4.  Who's the low-talker?
5.  Who has man hands?

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What "vitamin shot" did George think he got by eating the "Mango?"

Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Dec 15th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What famous Standup was trying to get Jerry a spot in the New York Friars Club, before he fouled up and got the jacket stolen by some "gypsies"?

Answer
Pat Cooper

Winners
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nirbraves@yahoo.com
Pasta36685@aol.com
gregud@hotmail.com

This Week
What famous female comedian's show did Kramer appear on with the nickname Steven Snell. HINT: It's while he's in LA. I will accept the name of the show too if you can't think of her name.

Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Dec 15th.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What country did Manya grow up where she had a pony?

Answer
Poland

Winners
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anachloe@zaz.com.br
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TSnyder752@aol.com
RUDY4523@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
Zup999@aol.com
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ElyseElyse@aol.com
GregWWD@aol.com
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Demim Boy@aol.com
Beagle1795@aol.com
AmyClem2@aol.com

This Week
How much money did the lady in "The Subway" rob George for?

Send answers to: Allie
by Friday, Dec 15th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

(George is leaving the coffee shop and as he exits, Jerry
approaches, in "The Apartment")

(Thanks to nirbraves@yahoo.com)

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
Being that we just celebrated Thanksgiving, let's direct our attention to "The Mom & Pop Store," the best Seinfeld-Thanksgiving episode. Each of the fab four had a particularly funny story line. Whose story line was the funniest?

No one responded this week =(.  Ok, I'll respond:

I think Jerry's story line was probably the funniest because I loved the trademark way he kept nonchalantly asking people if they were "dentists," and his overexamination of Whatley's verbalisms (i.e. Did he say "Why would Jerry bring anything," or "Why would Jerry bring anything?"). Not to mention, how often is Jerry the one person out of the four who is shunned by society (or Whatley in this case)? That sounds like a George affliction to me. 

This Week's Question:
  What Seinfeld lines do you find yourself quoting a lot in everyday life?

Send all poll responses to: Andy
by Friday, Dec 15th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.

Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

In "The Dog" the fake movie Prognosis Negative  was the name of an unproduced screenplay written by Larry David?

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By: Chris

The main difference between the man's wallet and the woman's wallet is the photo section. Women carry with them a photograph of every person they've ever met every day in their whole life since the beginning of time. And every picture's out of date. "Here's my cousin, 3 years old, she's in the Marines now. This is my dog, he died during the Carter administration." They get stopped by a cop, no license and registration. "Here's my fifty-six people who know me." Cop goes, "Alright ma'am, just wanted to make sure you had some friends. Move it along.....Routine pal check."
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy

The man behind Sandy Baron (Jack Klompus)...

He was born on May 5, 1937. His birth name is Sanford Beresofsky. His nickname is Bez. Raised in the Brownsville section of Brooklyn, New York. Graduated from Brooklyn College. Attended the Public School system of New York City in accelerated program. Early years spent working summers in the Catskill Mountains of New York.

Wrote lyrics to Lou Rawls' 1971 hit "A Natural Man"
Was also a New York City disc jockey in the 1970s, before returning full-time to his acting career. Graduate of mid-'70s Werner Erhard seminars known as "est."

Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy

Last Week
"No, no, no, you don't understand! I'm not a lesbian!....

Answer
"I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian." (Sometimes Elaine's wittiness is unmatched to the rest of the guys, this being her keen remark in "The Subway.")

Winners
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smuckers55@hotmail.com
VDiMattina@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com
Kavorka123@aol.com
Calascione@aol.com

This Week
"Jerry we have to have sex..."

NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, Dec 15th.
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Games
By: James
Andy filling in!!!

James is taking a break for a bit so in the mean time send all responses to Andy!

Last week
match an episode with an episode number

Kramer can't get his core temperature back up
(The Hot Tub) Episode 5 (Season 7)
Elaine spends too much time looking for a grape
(The Stock Tip) Episode 5 (Season 1)
George scores a job with the Yankees 
(The Opposite) Episode 22 (Season 5)
Jerry's afraid of the Lopper
(The Frogger) Episode 18 (Season 9)
Newmania hits the airwaves (or mailboxes) 
(The Millenium) Episode 20 (Season 8)
Kramer tries to save a "pigman"
(The Bris) Episode 5 (Season 5)
The Seinfelds scorn Jerry for making out during "Schindler's List"
(The Raincoats Pt. 2) Episode 19 (Season 5)

When those those numbers are added, the Episode title that corresponds with that number overall is:

Final Answer: Episode 94 : "The Mom & Pop Store"

OGAMN      O_ _ _ _
SOMPSETTAR        O_ _ _ _ _ _ _ O _
RLCEIS       _ O _ O _ _
SOGMAR    O _ _ _ O _
ALPENI    RYRAL       _ O _ _ _ _    O _ O _ _
VTISNTAIOIN      _ _ _ _ _ O _ _ O _ _

Now Unscramble the circled letters to form the name of a "show" within the show, that was once the subject of an entire episode.

OOOOOOO   OOOOO

Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, Dec 15th.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Don't tell your girlfriend her stomach talks because it jiggles, give her stomach a voice, or say it looks like the Kool-Aid man.

Crazy Ideas
Kramer - putting a rubber ball around the oil in an oil tanker to prevent an oil spill if the tanker runs aground.

Terms & Phrases
Chucker - a person who never passes the ball on a basketball court, but always hogs the ball and shoots.

(Thanks to Allie)
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Food Trivia
By: Andy

Last Week
What food does Jerry not know why he buys because it's "Only good for a day?"

Answer
Bananas

Winners
http://Larla1128@aol.com/

This Week
What fruit got Kramer banned from fruit stand?

Send Food Answers to: Andy by Friday, Dec 15th.
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!

In "The Cinese Restaurant," Jerry mentions he has a sister. How come we have never seen her? Hmmm

How did Elaine get the Entemanns cake to look like the wedding cake?
(Thanks to Vinney)

In "The Library," Marion the Librarian says that Mr. Bookman has been working at the library for 25 years, however Lt. Bookman himself states that 1971 was his first year on the job, which would mean he's been working at the library for twenty years, not twenty five.

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!

Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy   James
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Jerry's under a lot of pressure. It's hard being a standup comic- sometimes they don't laugh." - Elaine

"Pity's very underrated. I like pity. It's good." - George

"Ask not what I can do for you. Ask what you can do for me." - Jerry

"You are way past the phone call break up stage." - Elaine

From the Fans
    "If you look annoyed all the time, people think you're busy." - George
(from Laura Ful@aol.com)


Send in your quotes! Click here.

Last Week
"Vault's not good, too many people know the combination" --Jerry
What is the combination?

Answer
The combination is that whenever Elaine gets drunk, she spills everything that is in the "vault." Specifically, she's a sucker for peach schnapps.

Winners
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Quote Trivia for this week
"Jerry, you're like Rosa Parks. You opened the door for all of us. I can't wait 'til the next time someone heckles me."
Who said this? Hint: He's a prop comic.

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Dec 15th.
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