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December 25, 2000
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Chris Seinlang@home.com
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Allie Allie52927@aol.com
Andy JohnTrvlt1@aol.com

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News
By: Ivy

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All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here, then click yes.

Thanks to Chris, Sein Language on line, now has it's own domain name! You can now check out past newslettters along with the most recent at:
http://www.seinlanguage.com/

He also has his own domain name for his page!
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SeinLanguage would like to wish everyone a Happy Holiday and a Wonderful New Year! Oh, and of course, a belated Festivus! (I tried the new festivus ice cream, it's not bad!, hehe - Ivy)

If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

Monday 12/25 - The Lip Reader
Tuesday 12/26 - The Barber
Wednesday 12/27 - The Non-Fat Yogurt
Thursday 12/28 - The Masseuse
Friday - 12/29 - The Cigar-Store Indian

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Friday - 12/29 - The Cigar-Store Indian

Jerry helps George out with a coffee stable stain and makes Elaine take the subway home and gives her Mr. Costanza's TV Guide to read. While on the train Elaine meets a strange man obsessed with television. George meets a woman at a refinishing store who he brings back to his parent's home and passes it off as his. A female Native American that he is interested in, thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering. George gets grounded when his parents return from vacation and find an unused prophylactic in their bed and a missing TV Guide. Kramer has an idea for a coffee table book on coffee tables that Elaine doesn't like but Mr. Lippman does.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

This week's sound is one of his stand up bits after the show. This one is Jerry talking about the use of mannequins in today's society. I don't know about the rest of you but I've never heard this before so I thought it was very funny. Enjoy!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris

Last Week
Ralph (Pronounced "Raif")

Winners
lenglisbe@hotmail.com
RhodeDawg@aol.com
MissWorld10@aol.com
tbone@yourinter.net
AofSpades7@aol.com
Pasta36685
xxxchickadieexxx@yahoo.com
erolland@online.no
Seinbest@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
Beagle1795@aol.com
MKadlub@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
KRDYLAN@aol.com
forever_red2@hotmail.com
Qwerty1359@aol.com/

This Week
This week's silly bio is of a character that Kramer found that helped George move his Frogger machine that he had the High Score on. He was called by Kramer to be the best truck driver, but he thought himself to only be "good, not the best". Also, when George was showing a diagram of Mario's Pizza, he though that the oven's were in the bathroom and got everyone confused so they had to change locations. And finally he was called a Frog by the other helper of the cause, Prickly Pete.

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Dec 29th.
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The Lucky Person is...
No one got interviewed this week!
By: Chris

**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang@home.com or look for me online AOL SN: SeinfeldLang. Thanks all!**

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Chris
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Trivia
By: Andy

HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!

THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What "excuse" did Elaine use in Male Unbonding?
2) How Long did it take Kramer to get Jerry to Yankee Stadium in traffic?
3) What organizational dinner did Kramer attend as a guest of Mel Torme?
4) How much did George pay for the wine in The Dinner Party?
5) In what episode did Kramer make his first real "entrance" into Jerry's apartment?

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
In The Abstinence, What kind of comedy bit did Jerry write for the school assembly?

Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Chris
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Dec 29th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What famous female comedian's show did Kramer appear on with the nickname Steven Snell.

Answer
Candice Bergen (playing Murphy Brown)

Winners
KeyserS999@aol.com
Seinfeld10@aol.com
Allie52927@aol.com
RhodeDawg@aol.com
AmyClem2@aol.com
MissWorld10@aol.com
AofSpades7@aol.com
tbone@yourinter.net
RUDY4523@aol.com
PHOXZI85@aol.com
ClumsyShyBoy@aol.com
MINIMEZ@aol.com
Pasta36685@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
Beagle1795@aol.com
MKadlub@aol.com
DemimBoy@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com
GregWWD@aol.com
PierceMeAgain10@aol.com
PezzLTJ@aol.com
AMYLOU3@aol.com
CshMoNy699@aol.com
Kmanskrip@aol.com/

This Week
What news anchor and former talk show host appeared on Seinfeld in the Final season as the narrator of the whole "New York Four" trial?

Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Dec 29th.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
How much money did the lady in "The Subway" rob George for?

Answer
Eight Dollars

Winners
tbone@yourinter.net
RUDY4523 @aol.com
PHOXZI85 @aol.com
TSnyder752 @aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
JohnTrvlt1 @aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
KRDYLAN @aol.com
Xpoc50000 @aol.com
MKadlub @aol.com
ElyseElyse @aol.com
Kleems44@aol.com
Kmanskrip@aol.com/

This Week
What book did George use in Brentano's book store that was "flagged?"

Send answers to: Allie
by Friday, Dec 29th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

George and Jerry were in Jerry's apartment the day after he
broke up in "The Bubble Boy"?

Jerry: How could you leave a message like that on my machine?

George: How could you play your message in front of anybody?

Jerry: Because I didn't think anyone would leave it.

George: I didn't think anyone would play it.

Jerry: Well, she's not going away for the weekend.

George: What do you mean? Call her up, we got plans.

Jerry: It's better like this anyway. I'm a comedian, how can I go out with a girl with a laugh like that? It's like Co-Co Chanel going out with a fish monger. (George gives a
look) You know, cause she's with all the perfume's, and a fish monger's got a pretty bad smell.

George: Why don't you ask Elaine?

Jerry: Yeah, but if I ask Elaine, then Kramer'll feel slighted.

George: Don't say anything to Kramer, Susan can't stand him. He vomited all over her.

Jerry: Do you smell smoke? (Kramer comes in with a lit cigar in his mouth) Ah, Kramer.

Kramer: Top of the morning, to ye boys. What do ye say? What do ye be?

Jerry: Would you put that thing out before you start a fire? (to George) You had to give him a box of cigars.

Kramer: So, what are you guys doing this weekend? (they are obviously caught off guard) Becuase I'm going to be playing golf at the Winchester Country Club.

Jerry: Isn't that a private club?

Kramer: Yeah, buddy. It's private. Very private. But I met the pro at the golf shop on 49th street and I slipped him one of these cigars. He invites me up to play a free round. Then he says anytime I slip him one of these babies, it's going to be the same deal. (George moves) I'm going to be hitting the links all weekend. (pretends to hit a shot; Jerry looks)

George: Well, that's too bad. (Jerry agrees)

Kramer: Why's that?

George: Well, we we're going to invite you to come up to the country with us. Susan's father has a cabin up there.

Kramer: Are there any golf courses up there?

George and Jerry: No, no.

George: That's pie country, they do a lot of baking up there.

Jerry: They sell them by the side of the road. Blueberry, blackberry.

George: Blackberry, boisenberry.

Jerry: Boisenberry, huckleberry.

George: Huckleberry, raspberry.

Jerry: Raspberry, strawberry.

George: Strawberry, cranberry.

Jerry: Peach. (Kramer looks puzzled)

(Thanks to nirbraves@yahoo.com)

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
Due to computer difficulties, we don't have last weeks poll reponses, sorry!

This Week's Question:
Being that the Holidays, Christmas, Channukah, Festivus, Kwaanza are here, tell me the one present you'd get Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer (and any other characters if you want).

Send all poll responses to: Chris
by Friday, Dec 29th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.

Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

Did you know that Lammar the guy in the Marron Golf in The Puerto Rican Day
is actualy a close friend of Jer's in real life? His name is Mario Joyner.

Did you know that writer Dave Mandel who has written hilarious eps such as
The Bizarro Jerry made a cameo appearance in The Summer Of George? He was
the guy that invited George to play frolf.
(Thanks to smuckers55@hotmail.com)

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By: Chris

The one movie ad I don't get is this one:
"If you see only one movie this year......."
If you see only one movie this year, why go at all? You're not going to enjoy it. There's too much pressure. you're sitting there, "All right, this it for 51 more weekends, this better be good!"
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy

The woman behind Kathy Griffin (Sally Weaver)...

Kathy was born on November 4, 1966 in Chicago, Illinois. Kathy's mother was a hospital administrator. Her father managed home electronics stores. She has two brothers. At age 18, her family moved to Los Angeles where she joined the improvisational group, The Groundlings. She pursued stand-up comedy at various clubs until she was discovered. She always knew she wanted to be in show business and says she staged Johnny Carson shows as a youth.
She appeared in rapper Eminem's music video, "The Real Slim Shady".
In September 23, 2000 - Became engaged to computer technician Matt Moline, age 32, in Punta Mita, Mexico. They have scheduled the wedding for February 2001.

Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy

This Week's Quote Finisher
"I don't understand these pigeons, they're breaking the deal; it's like..."

NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Dec 15th.
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Games
By: Andy

This Week
Name as many animals as you can that were mentioned on the show. Whoever names the most, will be the ultimate winner!

Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Dec 29th.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Don't double dip your chips!

Crazy Ideas
George - Combining Sex, TV, and Food all in one!

George - Getting the lip reader to lip read for him!

Terms & Phrases
Hand Fruit - a type of fruit which is normally eaten out of a person's hand, such as; apples, pears, Hampton Tomatoes, or onions (for people who are nearsighted)
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Food Trivia
By: Andy

This Week
How long do the Macinaw Peaches stay Ripe?

Send Food Answers to: Chris by Friday, Dec 29th.
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!

In episode 112 "The Postponement" George has trouble smoking the cigarette
to get Susan to dump him, but in episode 5 "The stock tip" he has no
problem puffing on that cigar at the end of the show.

Thanks to tbone@yourinter.net

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!

Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy James
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Sleeping with the cleaning lady...was that wrong?" - George

"Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing." - Jerry

From the Fans
"Dark and disturbed his whole life revolves around Superman and
cereal." - George (from smuckers55@hotmail.com)

"Who would turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's
peppermint, it's delicious!" - Kramer (from nirbraves@yahoo.com)

"All right! You go ahead, you keep it secret! But, you
remember this! When you control the mail, you control ...
information!" - Newman (from nirbraves@yahoo.com)

Send in your quotes! Click here.

Last Week
"Jerry, you're like Rosa Parks. You opened the door for all of us. I can't wait 'til the next time someone heckles me."
Who said this? Hint: He's a prop comic.

Answer
This was a tough one! The comic is Ronnie Kay (remember the water gun and George) played by Dom Irrera (a real standup). As a fellow standup comic, it is dream come true to heckle a heckler at their job, well next to murdering them.

Winners
http://TSnyder752@aol.com/

This Week
"How are you going to make it in this business, if you can't take it"?
How said this? Hint: The person from last week's question.

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Dec 29th.
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