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News
By:
Ivy
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Sorry
about the long delay with the newsletter. I have been soooo busy
lately it's not even funny. I was away for a bit for the holiday.
My first vacation in over a year! I think I deserved the time
off, hehe. We are going to try our hardest to start sending the
newsletter out weekly again. Again I apologize for the delay. And
I told Chris that if I was to be this late again, I would write
his name really big, lol.
Chris is the best!
And a
Special thanks to Andy for the extra help in this NL! Thanks so
much!
If anyone has
any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we
would love to hear them!
Thanks!
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This Week
On Seinfeld
By: Ivy
Saturday
12/2 or Sunday 12/3 - The Nose Job
Monday 12/4 - The Frogger
Tuesday 12/5 - The Maid
Wednesday 12/6 - The Voice
Thursday 12/7 - The Junk Mail
Friday 12/8 - The Merv Griffin Show
Go
here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of
The Week
By: Chris
Saturday 12/2 or Sunday 12/3 - The Nose Job
Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide
whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the
"sex is great" but not anything else. George is dating
a woman with a big nose, Kramer tells her it like it is and she
gets a nose job; however, there is a complication. Kramer gets
Elaine to help him retrieve the jacket.
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Sound Of
The Week
By: Chris
After a LONG
break, this week's sound of the week is George talking about Kramer
and his like. Have a great week!
What sound
would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Silly
Little Bios
By: Chris
Last
Week
Jason Hankey
Winners
nirbraves@yahoo.com
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
GregWWD@aol.com
Zup999@aol.com
Larla1128@aol.com
This
Week
This week's Silly little Bio is about a store own that Jerry is
going to do a commercial for him, and Kramer also knows him. He
has a prosthetic leg and is very self-conscience about it. While
sitting in this character's office, Jerry's leg falls asleep
causing him to have to walk around with a limp. This character
sees him and think he is imitating this character with his limp
and cancels the commercial. Jerry tells him what really happened
and he gets his commercial back. Unfortunately, Jerry's foot
falls asleep again, but this time it spills a bucket causing a
huge fire in the characters store. Ironically this fire
caused George to have to give up his ATM code.
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Dec 8th.
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The Lucky Person is...
mailto:Denim%20Boy@aol.com got interviewed this
week!
By: Chris
This week Matt
(mailto:Denim%20Boy@aol.com). He have been wanting to
do this interview for a while and we finally found a time where
we could do it. He has a lot of great things to say about the
show he loves so much, so read the interview to find out more
about our good friend, Matt!
SeinfeldLang: Hey Matt! Thanks for taking
the time to do this Seinfeld interview. Let me start out by
asking who your favorite character is and why?
Demim Boy: George, cause I can like
totally relate to the man, and he's the funniest person, not
being able to keep a job or a woman, he's just awesome.
SeinfeldLang: I'm not sure how awesome
that was :-) but he definitely was funny. Don't you that George
was more pathetic than a good person?
Demim Boy: No, he was a good person
down deep, he just had a rough childhood
SeinfeldLang: And adulthood too since
his parents were so close to him. Do you have a favorite Seinfeld
episode?
Demim Boy: Yeah, I don't the name of
it but it is the one were Jerry and Elaine are on a plane and
Jerry is in first class, and Elaine is in coach, and George has
to pick them up
Demim Boy: bling, bling yo
SeinfeldLang: That was a classic
episode, what part did it for you?
Demim Boy: the whole episode, was just
awesome, no one particular part did it
SeinfeldLang: Do you think it was
realistic description of an airplane trip today?
Demim Boy: not really, but it was
funny
SeinfeldLang: Why do you think Seinfeld
was such a great show for so many people?
Demim Boy: cause it was a metaphor for
how we live in the nineties
Demim Boy: so many people could relate
to them too
SeinfeldLang: Do you think people made
examples of the characters and related them to their lives?
Demim Boy: yes, I'm sure of it, I try
to pattern the whole way I talk after them
SeinfeldLang: What about your
personality? Do you find yourself being as self centered as they
were?
Demim Boy: no, I just try to be nice
to everyone and pass my Seinfeld knowledge unto other people
SeinfeldLang: That's good to hear :-) A
lot of Seinfeld people I talk to do take that part from
it...unfortunately.
Demim Boy: yeah
SeinfeldLang: Well Matt, thanks for
taking the time to do this Seinfeld interview...is there anything
else you would like to tell all the Seinfeld fans out there?
Demim Boy: keep watching the reruns
and enjoy them, also instill all your Seinfeld love and knowledge
into your kids.
SeinfeldLang: Thanks Matt! Talk to you
later!
**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we
haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at
seinlang@home.com or look for me online AOL SN:
SeinfeldLang. Thanks all! **
What to be the
next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Chris
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Trivia
By: Andy
HEY,
DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
This
Week
1. How much did George make (total) off of Frank's cabana
clothes?
2. What was George's mom serving for dinner when the Seinfelds
declined their invitation?
3. How much money did Elaine put forth in "The
Contest"?
4. Who did Jerry discover Elaine was dating in "The
Junkmail?"
5. What is Jerry's ATM password?
Impossible Question
What
joke finally sent Jerry to complain to the priest about Whatley's
"religion-joking?"
(Answer can be in the form of "Did you hear the one
about...")
Respond to the trivia by sending
E-mail to Andy
Responses must
be recieved by
Friday, Dec 8th.
Remember:
you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities
on Seinfeld
By:
Chris
Last
week
What animal expert appeared in Kramer's apartment on his edition
of "The Merv Griffen Show" and brought an Eagle with
him?
Answer
Jim Fowler
Winners
Seinfeld10@aol.com
VDiMattina@aol.com
DoorsX316@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
KRDYLAN@aol.com
RhodeDawg@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
TSnyder752@aol.com
GregWWD@aol.com
Actrss16@aol.com
LauLiPoP114885@aol.com
Zup999@aol.com
Larla1128@aol.com
YoYoMa1839@aol.com
http://CshMoNy699@aol.com/
This
Week
What famous Standup was trying to get Jerry a spot in the New
York Friars Club, before he fouled up and got the jacket stolen
by some "gypsies"?
Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Dec
8th.
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Guess?
By: Allie
Last
Week
What company did George persuade Jerry into investing in the
stock market?
Answer
Sendrax---Televising
Opera
Winners
anachloe@zaz.com.br
mailto:JohnTrvlt1
abasscube@yahoo.com
mailto:Larla1128
This
Week
What
country did Manya grow up where she had a pony?
Send
answers to: Allie
by Friday, Dec
8th.
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Remember
the Time When...
By: Ivy
Kramer fell asleep in the Hot Tub in "The Hot Tub"...
(Kramer walks into Monk's wearing winter coat, scarf, cap, and
gloves. They all look at him very surprised)
KRAMER:
Heeeeey..
JERRY: How many sweaters you got on?
KRAMER: Oh.. four. (To waitress) Yeah, could I have a cup o'tea?
Boiling hot.
GEORGE: What's goin'on?
KRAMER: I fell asleep in the hot tub and the heat pump broke.
Water went down to 58 degrees. I can't get my core temperature
back up!
JERRY: Your core temperature?
KRAMER: (To Jean-Paul) Here, feel my hand. (takes off glove)
Yeah, feel.
JEAN-PAUL: (Starts to talk like the three guys) Phew.. this son
of a bitch is ice cold. (Smiles)
(Thanks to Andy)
If
anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they
want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's
Poll
By: Andy
Last
Week's Question:
Of the
fab four, who has the best wardrobe and why? Base your answer on
the total transition from the first episode to the last (because
let's face it, the wardrobe did change).
George
was the best dressed. among his seemingly simple outfits was a
complex system. just as he tells jerry, "this is
morning mist".
RUDY4523@aol.com
kramer no questions asked
kramer- "how do i look jackie?"
jackie- "kramer you always look good"- the final
episode
Zup999@aol.com
Ok, Elaine has the best wardrobe BY FAR. From her
old-school saddle shoes and long flowered skirts with blazers and
poofy hair, she has done a complete turn-around to sexy business
suits and fabulous hair.
Actrss16@aol.com
I LOVE JERRY'S
WARDROBE. NIKES, JEANS, COOL SHIRTS.
PierceMeAgain10@aol.com
Definitely Elaine's wardrobe. In the beginning she wore
looser skirts and kind of drab clothing but as the show got older
she dresses sexier with tighter clothes and high heels. Her hair
also was better towards the end!!
Buckphila@aol.com
This
Week's Question:
Being
that we just celebrated Thanksgiving, let's direct our attention
to "The Mom & Pop Store," the best
Seinfeld-Thanksgiving episode. Each of the fab four had a
particularly funny story line (see Ivy's Episode guide if you're
unsure of this one). Whose story line was the funniest?
Send all poll responses to: Andy
by Friday, Dec
8th.
Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll
responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.
Do
you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Sein Chat
Host: Allie
Greetings
and Salutations fellow Seinfeld fans! This Monday, Dec 4th at
10PM Eastern will be the Sein Chat! Now, if you are a TRUE
Seinfeld fan you will come! No excuses...just go to Ivy's Seinfeld Page (click on chat room). I
will be your host! Come and chat about Seinfeld, play some
trivia, or get the wonderful opportunity to talk to the 7
brilliant people who bring you this newsletter every week! I know
I will see ALL of you there!
If anyone has a better time for the SeinChat please feel free to
e-mail me!
Adios
Muchacho!
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Did you
know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie
Two of Adam
Sandler's leading "old" ladies were also guest stars on
Seinfeld in different episodes? The old lady in "The
Rye" played Sandler's grandmother in "Happy
Gilmore," and Peterman's mother in "The Secret
Code" played Sandler's singing patron in "The Wedding
Singer."
(Thanks to Andy)
Have a fact? Please e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By:
Chris
I'm on the plane, we left late, and the pilot says, "We're
going to be making up some time in the air." I thought,
"Isn't that interesting. They just make up time."
That's why you have to reset your watch when you land.
Of course, when they say they're making up time, obviously
they're increasing the speed of the aircraft. Now my question is,
if you can go faster, why don't you just go as fast as you can
all the time? "Come on, they're no cops up here! Nail it!
Give is some gas! We're flying!"
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Character
Bios!
By: Ivy
The Woman
behind Brenda Strong (Sue Ellen)...
Brenda was born in Brightwood, Oregon.. She graduated from
Arizona State University with Bachelor of Music in musical
theatre. She teaches yoga in Santa Monica, CA. and this past
January she got married to yoga instructor, Tom Henri. She also
has a 5 year old son.
Is there
someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy
Last
Week
"Yeah, interest, it's an amazing thing..."
Answer
"You make money without doing anything." (Sometimes you
have to absolutely love George's witticisms, like this one from
"The Junior Mint.")
Winners
None
This
Week
"No, no, no, you don't understand! I'm not a lesbian!....
NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to
be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode
it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!
Send
answers to: Andy
by Friday, Dec
8th.
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Games
By: James
Andy filling in!!!
James
is taking a break for a bit so in the mean time send all
responses to Andy!
Last
Week
1. How many times according to Elaine have her and Jerry
had sex?
2. How many times has George had sex in an inappropriate place?
3. What did George want to name his child if he had one?
4. What time did Jerry tell his deaf date (tennis player) he'd
pick her up at?
5. At the Chinese Rest., how many were to be seated (Seinfeld _
)?
6. How many Cubans did Jerry bring back from Florida for Kramer?
7. How much money does Jerry's grandma put in his b-day each
year?
What's your total? ___
Answers
1. 37
2. 4
3. 7
4. 6
5. 4
6. 3
7. 10
Total: 71
Winners
kimotol@hawaii.edu
Oren567@aol.com
Larla1128@aol.com
This
Week
Episodes and Numbers!
This week's game will test your ability to match an episode with
an episode number. So what you're gonna do is match up the
episode description with the episode number. In order to do
that, you're obviously going to have to come up with the episode
title first. So this will challenge you in more ways than one.
Here's a quick example: Jerry welcomes an out-of-town female
guest whom he eventually finds out is engaged to be married- The
Seinfeld Chronicles (Episode 1). So that's how it works. Also,
when you give the episode number, give me the number of the
episode in that season, not the number of the episode overall
(ex. the last episode of the second season is 12- 12 episodes in
Season 2- not 17 (17th episode overall). So good
luck.
Kramer
can't get his core temperature back up.
Episode
Elaine
spends too much time looking for a grape.
Episode
George scores a job with the Yankees
Episode
Jerry's afraid of the Lopper
Episode
Newmania hits the airwaves (or mailboxes)
Episode
Kramer tries to save a "pigman"
Episode
The Seinfelds scorn Jerry for making out during "Schindler's
List" Episode
Now add those numbers up and tell me the Episode title
that corresponds with that number overall. (Example) If the
numbers added up to 169, you'd tell me "The
Finale." Go by Ivy's Seinfeld Episode Guide to help
you.
Final Answer: Episode
Send answers
to: Andy
by Friday, Dec
8th.
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Ivy's Stuff
Seinfeld's
Good Manners
Don't show your friend an apartment that you want to keep for
yourself.
Crazy
Ideas
George:
Using evens/odds to determine who will get an apartment.
Kramer: Using Bran and "The Big E" to remedy a
chronic "problem."
Terms
& Phrases
Postmaster-General - 1) A man who dresses up in funny pants
delivering pottery catalogues door-to-door. 2) A man whose
job is to By God get things done (and make whiners cry).
(Thanks to
Andy)
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Food
Trivia
By:
Andy
Last
Week
In which episode was Jerry and George talking about how
confusing Salsa and Seltzer sound similar?
Answer
The
Pitch
Winners
http://smuckers55@hotmail.com/
Kleems44@aol.com
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
http://abasscube@yahoo.com/
Xpoc50000@aol.com
mailto:YoYoMa1839
mailto:Larla1128
This
Week
What
food does Jerry not know why he buys because it's "Only good
for a day?"
Send
Food Answers to: Andy by Friday, Dec 8th.
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
I was just
watching the "Yogurt" episode (i tape all the re-runs)
and Llyod Braun comes by George's parent's house, and they
mention he's an advisor to Mayor Denkins, The Mayor of New
York. Well, in the same episode when Jerry and Elaine get
the yogurt tested for fat, the chemist says "here's is Mayor
Guiliani's blood sample." Go figure.
(Thanks to N0toyz4 OJ@aol.com)
In the episode where George moves back home, he says his mother
has never "laughed or cracked a smile", but in almost
every episode she's in, she is always at least smiling, except
for that one episode when they say that.
(Thanks to N0toyz4 OJ@aol.com)
Know of a
spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy James
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Seinfeld Quotes
By:
Vinney Dee
Vinney's
Picks (or No Pick)
"That's a hard minute. It's like standing in the shower
waiting for the conditioner to work." - George in "The
Busboy"
"The male kangaroo has pouch envy." - Elaine
"All right! But hear me, and hear me well! The day will
come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld! Your day of reckoning is
coming when an evil wind will blow through your little play world
and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there, in all
my glory, watching - watching as it all comes crumbling
down!" - Newman
From the Fans
"Fake, fake, fake, fake." - Elaine (from KWeiler854)
"Too many days, too much to do. It's all so convenient,
isn't it, you fiend!" -Newman
(from Buckphila)
Send in your quotes! Click here.
Last
Week
"Believe
me, you can count on Slippery Pete." - Kramer
What was Slippery Pete going to do?
Answer
Slippery Pete
was going to rig the Frogger game so that it could run on a
battery without losing George's high score.
Winners
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Quote
Trivia for this week
"Vault's not good, too many people know the
combination" --Jerry
What is the combination? Hint: The vault is reference to Elaine's
ability to keep a secret.
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Dec 8th.
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