January 15, 2001
Sein Language
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News
By: Ivy
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If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!
Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy
Jan. 15 Monday - The Fatigues
Jan. 16 Tuesday - The Checks
Jan. 17 Wednesday - The Chicken Roaster
Jan. 18 Thursday - The Abstinence
Jan. 19 Friday - The Pothole
Jan. 20 Sat. or Jan. 21 Sun. - The Nap
Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris
Jan. 17 Wednesday - The Chicken Roaster
Kenny Rogers Roasters opens in the neighborhood and the large neon chicken sign beams right into Kramer's apartment window. Jerry meets an old college buddy who he talks into missing a meeting that it turns out was important enough to get him fired. Elaine makes liberal use of the Peterman expense account. Including a big hat for George, that he tries leaving at the saleswoman's apartment in an attempt to get a second date with her. Elaine tries to justify her expenses to the accounting department and needs the hat. Jerry's college friend becomes "manager" of the chicken place. Kramer and Jerry switch apartments; however, more than just the apartment gets switched. Newman gets Kramer hooked on Kenny's chicken. Elaine brings George to the saleswoman's apartment, dragging George by the ear, in an attempt to retrieve the hat. Jerry's "friend"" Bob sells fake Russian hats, but it doesn't help Elaine. Jerry demands his apartment back when he finds out Kramer is hooked. Elaine goes to Burma in search of Peterman to get her expenses authorized. George keeps scheming to get that second date. The fake Russian hat has an impact on the chicken business.
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Seinfeld Site Of The Week
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This site doesn't have too much. It has some pictures and sounds, but what's really cool about this site, is that it has this neat Seinfeld - Mix & Match game. I even downloaded it myself! When you make a match, your hear a wav! After you find all the matches, a picture appears! It's really fun and it's for all ages to play and enjoy. So download it and let me know how you like it! :o)
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A Tribute To
SEINFELD
By: Actrss16@aol.com (Theresa)
Jerry and George were when it first began
Jerry a comedian, George…a man….
High school together at JFK High
Knew they'd be best friends until they would die.
Jerry met Kramer (or, Kramer met him),
Jerry moved in, Kramer let himself in.
Living across the hall from each other
Jerry to Kramer: he played the mother.
Then came Elaine, a spiritual gal,
She and Jerry didn't start off as pals.
They had a couple of dates at the start
Who knew they'd wind up having heart to hearts?
These four friends were happy with each other
With four pals like these-who needs another?
Finding joy in the faults of their lovers
Celebrities, too, and Sally Struthers.
High-talkers, low-talkers, close-talkers, slow
Importer-Exporter, even "Bosco"
Beach-smelling fragrances and muffin tops
Were some of their inventions that were flops.
About that Cosmo: Should I say Kramer?
Out of the group, not one of the saner.
Kramerica, cigars, we all now know
Crazy enough: putting men in bureaus.
He entered the room like no one else could
He helped good turn to bad, or bad to good?
Kramer's one line in a movie, said he;
With: "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
Newman was his most specialist buddy
But wait! Let's not forget about Puddy!
Yes, Puddy played Elaine's spongeworthy guy
Being her boyfriend or "ex" on the fly.
Broken up? Back together? Who can tell?
Except that Elaine IS going to Hell.
Let's discuss that gentlewoman Elaine,
Who, when they were near her, no man was sane.
Whether sparing a square or make-up sex,
Elaine always knew just what to do next.
Those re-gifters and bad breaker-uppers
Could not stand a chance to Elaine's suppers.
Cooking was not her favorite past time.
She enjoyed things, but, like me, could not rhyme.
J Peterman and Urban Sombreros
Were what Elaine did. Yes, it's Bizarro.
Jerry's Pez dispensers made her crack up,
And his obsession with Sidra's D-cup.
Getting in fights with George and his baldness
She had no life, and she'd always be "Miss"
Mannequins look like her; Wait! So do I!
She made fun of kids who had lazy eyes.
Dating half of the men in NYC
Still not knowing what she wanted to be.
Having some fun stealing those recipes
From the infamous, scary Soup Nazi.
Taking Jer, George, and Krame under her wing
This girl has yada yada'd everything!
Hoochie Mama and Elaine's big huge hat
Hey-not that there's anything wrong with that.
Marble ryes, Puerto Rican Day parades,
And who can forget Kramer's butter shave?
Big salads, Junior Mints, shrinkage, and Monk's
Jerry's folks, George's folks-who would've thunk?
Black-and-white cookies making Jerry sick
The envelopes George's fiancée licked.
This group had everything, this we all know
It is truly a shame they had to go.
Get out! Giddyup! Serenity now!
Jerry ended the show with a long bow.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris
Hey SeinFans! I know I've done this sound before, but it is a favorite of mine and I'm sure plenty of other people's too. So I hope you enjoy George's Answering Machine message!
But before you go I do have one more favor to ask you: if any of you have some spare time, my site (http://www.seinboys.com) is involved in a site scuffle. So if you could go to http://www.oocities.org/tvcitycom/home/fun-and-contests/scuffle/vote.html Thanks all!!
What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
Last Week
J. Peterman
Winners
**A Special thanks to everyone who responded!!**
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FarleyZ57@aol.com
Actrss16@aol.com
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lenglisbe@hotmail.com
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
GregWWD@aol.com
azncars@hotmail.com
matanky@etzion.org.il
Freakout6286@aol.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com
N0toyz4OJ@aol.com
MKadlub@aol.com
SwtBabe84@aol.com
Allie52927@aol.com
RhodeDawg@aol.com
Oren567@aol.com
DoorsX316@aol.com
KRDYLAN@aol.com
PHOXZI85@aol.com
YAnk85rsg@aol.com
Zup999@aol.com
PHOXZI85@aol.com
xxxchickadieexxx@yahoo.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
KWeiler854@aol.com
s_gavin@yahoo.com
Laughs182@aol.com
steve@seinfeld-fan.com
Schlomo67@aol.com
MissWorld10@aol.com
maurice_rowinkel@hotmail.com
abasscube@yahoo.com
This Week
Tall, Oh Henry bar heiress, being a "braless wonder," inspired Peterman's "Gatsby Swing Top," nearly outbidded Elaine on JFK's golf clubs, issued Elaine a "unvintaion" to her wedding, made Kramer crash George's car b/c of her cleavage (wearing a bra in public), seducing Jerry (the witness) in her lawsuit, was going to marry Pinter (Elaine's old fling).
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Jan. 19th.
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The Lucky Person is...
No one got interviewed this week!
By: Chris
I asked Chris not to do an interview b/c of Theresa's poem. It would take too long to load. But next week you'll see an interview. As always, e-mail Chris if you would like to be interviewed. Just set up a time and date! He's flexible. Thanks!
**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang@home.com or look for me online AOL SN: SeinfeldLang. Thanks all!**
What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Chris
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Trivia
By: Andy
HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What is Jerry's cousins' name (the one who works at the park)?
-- Jeffrey
2) How much did George pay for his suit in "The Subway?"
-- $350
3) Jerry was caught making out during what movie?
-- Schindler's List
4) What is Elaine's favorite movie?
-- "Shaft"
5) Why does George never carry a pen?
-- He's afraid he will puncture his Scrotum
Winners
Pasta36685@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
Lovbowling@aol.com
IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What was the tallest woman Jerry has ever slept with? (Looking for height
please)
-- 6'3"
Winners
nirbraves@yahoo.com
Lovbowling@aol.com
DemimBoy@aol.com
Trivia Masters
nirbraves@yahoo.com
Lovbowling@aol.com
THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What did Elaine talk about in front of Marla "The Virgin?"
2) Where did the Maestro say Jerry couldn't rent a house?
3) What boss did George airbrush out of a photo?
4) Where does George go with his "girlfriend" for her family's funeral in "The Implant?"
5) How does Jerry know he was "violated" by Whatley and his nurse?
IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What is George's reason for not wanting to have sex with a virgin?
Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Chris
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Jan. 19th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris
Last week
What "My Cousin Vinney" star had a crush on short, stocky, bald men that are whitty and funny?
Answer
Marisa Tomei
Winners
Actrss16@aol.com
Seinfeld10@aol.com
AofSpades7@aol.com
RUDY4523@aol.com
DemimBoy@aol.com
lenglisbe@hotmail.com
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
GregWWD@aol.com
YaadahYada@aol.com
azncars@hotmail.com
PierceMeAgain10@aol.com
matanky@etzion.org.il
CMorri0419@aol.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com
FHGAGeno@aol.com
MKadlub@aol.com
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Allie52927@aol.com
RhodeDawg@aol.com
SwtBabe84@aol.com
Oren567@aol.com
DoorsX316@aol.com
LauLiPoP114885@aol.com
Zup999@aol.com
Lovbowling@aol.com
xxxchickadieexxx@yahoo.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
JujjyFruit@aol.com
Laughs182@aol.com
s_gavin@yahoo.com
MissWorld10@aol.com
Schlomo67@aol.com
This Week
What two hit TV Stars did George talk to behind the scenes of "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" when him and Jerry were in LA to try and find Kramer?
Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Jan. 19th.
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Guess?
By: Allie
Last Week
What was the date Susan died?
Answer
May 16, 1996
Winners
nirbraves@yahoo.com
This Week
What condition does Kramer find that he has from the encounter with
Sister Roberta?
Send answers to: Allie
by Friday, Jan. 19th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy
Jerry and Kramer argue over the bet in "The Pony Remark"?
Jerry: So when do I get my dinner?
Kramer: There's no dinner, the bet's off. There's no bet if I'm not doing it.
Jerry: I know. That's why I bet.
Kramer: I could do it, I don't want to do it.
Jerry: We didn't bet on if you want to do it, we bet on if it would be done.
Kramer: And it could be done.
Jerry: Well of course it could be done! Anything could be done, but it only is done if it's done!
(Thanks to nirbraves@yahoo.com)
If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy
Last Week's Question:
Jerry, Elaine, George, and even Kramer have all dated many people on the show...Name the best break up you can think of!
Elaine's random break-ups with Puddy...and then the back-togethers! Actrss16@aol.com
Elaine and Puddy...then later....Puddy and Elaine....and even later still..Elaine and Puddy.. ; - )
YaadahYada@aol.com
"He's a bad breaker upper"
Jerry: What's the matter?
Elaine: Nothing... except that a bird ran into my
giant freakhead.
daniel_cueto@yahoo.com
You have a big head.
ElyseElyse@aol.com
Eating peas one at a time! That can be annoying!
Seinfeld10@aol.com
One breakup that stands out in my mind is Elaine with the "bad breaker upper." When Elaine dumped him, he went crazy and started insulting her--calling her 'big head' and it goes well with the bump on her nose...in return he got a fork shoved into his forehead! Another breakup I can think of is a famous line with George and one of his girlfriends: "I am breaking up with you!" And who can forget the infamous "It's not you, it's me."
Allie52927@aol.com
Jerry and The Virgin!
KWeiler854@aol.com
elaine and puddy, elaine and puddy, elaine and puddy........get the picture?
Zup999@aol.com
The best breakup was when George kept avoiding this girl so she wouldn't
break up with him so she had Kramer break up with George for her
Laughs182@aol.com
This Week's Question:
If Newman was your mailman, would you get him a Christmas gift? If so, what would you give him?
Send all poll responses to: Chris
by Friday, Jan. 19th.
Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.
Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie
December 31, was when Newman's millenium party was scheduled for (since he scheduled it for the millenium and not for New Years Eve 1999.)
Jusrangers@aol.com
Kramerica Industries was first mentioned in "Male Unbonding" in conjunction with Kramer's pizza idea.
The first time Jerry has ever used his computer was in the Stall. The second time was in the Strong Box.
Have a fact? Please e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By: Chris
Then you got that other genius down at the other end, looking in the TV screen. This Einstein has chosen to stand in front of x-rays 14 hours a day. As his profession. (imitates x-ray machine) vrrrr vrrrr vrrrr... He's looking in the TV set. I always look in the TV set, I cannot make out one object. I don't know what this guy is doing. It's my own bags, I can't understand one thing: "what was that ?". He's going "what is that, a hairdryer with a scope on it ?... That looks okay, keep it moving". "Some sort of bowling ball candle ? That's fine, just... we don't want to hold up the line, don't hold up the line".
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy
The Man behind Lawrence Tierney (Alton Benes)....
Lawrence was born on March 15, 1919 in Brooklyn, New York. Legendary Hollywood "tough guy", on screen and off. Remembered as the title character in Dillinger (1945) and as the consummately brutal lover of Claire Trevor in Born to Kill (1947). Notorious also for his frequent, well-publicized past involvements in public alter- cations - like barroom brawls - and other real-life manifestations of rowdiness. (In a 1973 incident, he managed to get himself stabbed.) Though now a puffy-faced, totally bald old man, he continues as screen actor to project the hard-as-nails mien that has been ingrained since his younger days, as he evidences quite amply in Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs (1992).
Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy
Last Week
"For 50 bucks? I'd put my...."
Answer
"....face in it and blow!"
(said by George in the Chinese Rest.)
Winners
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ElyseElyse@aol.com
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RhodeDawg@aol.com
This Week"J䁥rry I had some mil䁫, I made a sandwich..."
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<၂>Games
By: Andy
Last Week
We're going to try last weeks game again. None of you understood it, so I will give an example and explain again to you how to do it.
This Week
Ok, this may be alittle challenging, but fun! I want you to:
1) List one of Jerry's famous quotes,
2) List one of Kramer's crazy ideas,
3) List a reason why Elaine dumped one of her boyfriend's,
4) and lastly, why you think George is a loser....
Now, in less than 15 lines, write a story or a poem about the stuff listed above. How silly can you make it? All will win!
Example
There was this guy of great height,
who always who had an imaginary mind.
He had an idea to run a singles night,
and is always hard to find!
She had many men who lied,
but only one was "fake."
He had some really great lines,
"Elaine, find out if they're fake!"
And he, oh boy!
What a loser is he...
He tried to be someone's mentor,
but like always, he can't be!
Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Jan 19th.
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Ivy's Stuff
Seinfeld's Good Manners
Don't eat anything from the trash, especially in someone else's home.
Crazy Ideas
Elaine - Putting the Urban Sombreo on the cover of the J. Peterman catelogy.
Kramer - Having levels in his apartment.
Terms & Phrases
Bad Breaker-Upper - Someone who ends a relationship by saying mean things that people don't generally mean - but means them.
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Food Trivia
By: Andy
Last Week
The high school gym teacher's teeth remind George of what?
Answer
Baked Beans
Winners
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KWeiler854@aol.com
MINIMEZ@aol.com
This Week
What food did Jerry use to represent George's brain?
Send Food Answers to: Chris by Friday, Jan. 19th.
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
No spoof this week!
Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"I secondhand smoke two packs of cigarettes a day." --Jerry
"If it were sociably acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet." --George
"If you look at it, manure isn't such a bad word. You got the nure and the ma in front of it. Manure."--George
"I need the "home bed" advantage." - Jerry
From the Fans
"A George divided against itself cannot stand!"
"Worlds are colliding!" -
KWeiler854@aol.com
Send in your quotes! Click here.
Last Week
"If he's doing that bad, maybe he's in line for another promotion." - Jerry
Who is in line for a promotion? This is a tough one. Hint: He's a psychopath (who on the show isn't? But this guy really is spooky.)
Answer
It's Eddie Sherman from the J. Peterman mailroom, whose knife is his best friend. A lot of you thought it was Crazy Joe Duvola.
Winners
Oren567@aol.com
LOVBOWLING@aol.com
This Week
"And you figured, what the hell, I'll eat some trash." --Jerry
What was the trash George ate? Specific food item, please.
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Jan. 19th.
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