May 14, 2001
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Allie Allie52927@aol.com
Andy JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
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News
By: Ivy
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy
May 14 Monday - The Busboy
May 15 Tuesday - The Baby Shower
May 16 Wednesday - The Chinese Restaurant
May 17 Thursday - The Apartment
May 18 Friday - The Stranded
May 19 Saturday - The Note
Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris
Wednesday, May 16 -- "The Chinese Restaurant"
Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of "Plan 9 From Outer Space"on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time to get a table, Jerry sees a woman whose name he can't recall; George needs to use a phone he can't have and Elaine needs food, more than those seated ahead of them.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris
This week's sound is a classic montage of all the characters talking about themselves during the contest. Have a great Seinfeld filled week everyone!
What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"
The Top Ten Foods Mentioned
10) Big Salad - She took credit for my big salad!
9) Non fat yogurt - This is f@#&ing great!
8) T-Bone Steak - You can just call me "T-Bone!"
7) Muffin Tops - It's the best part. It's crunchy, it's explosive, it's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does it's own thing. I'll tell you. That's a million dollor idea right there. Just sell the tops.
6) Snapple - Snapple?
5) Kung Pao - George likes his chicken spicy.
4) Twix - Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch.
3) Bosco - It's Bosco. You know, the chocolate syrup? I love that
stuff, I pour it in milk, it's my favorite drink.
2) Black and White Cookie - If people would just look to the cookie, all our problems will be solved....look to the cookie!
1) Junior Mint - Who's going to turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's pepermint, it's delicious. It's very refreshing.
Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for us to do, e-mail us.
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
Last Week
Jack aka The Wiz!
Winners
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AofSpades7@aol.com
SayVandelay1@aol.com
This Week
This week's Bio is a rather obscure and never seen character. He is the physician for Jackie Chils and all his patients. Jackie has his secretary get Kramer an appointment many times. Once for the burn from the coffee, and for when smoking turned him into a goblin. So if you can name this little known doctor, you are a Seinfeld Master!
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, May 18th
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The Lucky Person is...
RazaL527 got interviewed this week!
By: Allie
Allie52927: Hey Razal! Thanks for doing this interview!
RazaL527: My pleasure! Anything for Seinfeld!
Allie52927: How long have you been watching Seinfeld for?
RazaL527:Ever since it started. I always loved Jerry Seinfeld's standup act.
RazaL527: I love his kind of humor
Allie52927: Me too, he is by far one of the best comedians!
RazaL527: I agree.
RazaL527: Everyone can relate to his humor because it is about everyday things
Allie52927: That's why I love him!
RazaL527:Yeah, I have encountered many incidents in my own life which parallel the show!
Allie52927: Me too! I think that's a main reason why he is so popular!
RazaL527: I agree.
Allie52927: Soo, do you have a favorite episode?
RazaL527: I really enjoy all of them, it's so hard to pick one favorite one.
Allie52927: That's how i feel too.
RazaL527: I definetly like the 3rd season.
RazaL527: I like the earlier ones much better than the last season.
Allie52927: Season 3 was very good, personally i like The Subway, The Alternate Side, The Limo, and who could forget the Pez Dispenser!
RazaL527: Yeah, those are great episodes. I like the ones when both Larry David and Jerry wrote for the show.
Allie52927: Me too, they are a great combination.
Allie52927: Do you have a favorite character?
RazaL527: All of them are so funny, but if i have to choose one it would be Kramer. I can start hysterically laughing just when Michael Richards walks in a room. His body language says it all!
Allie52927: What did you think of The Michael Richards Show? Did you watch it?
RazaL527:I must say I was very disapointed. It had poor supporting actors and writers. I think it would have been an excellent show if it was a spinoff on Seinfeld, calling it "Kramer," having writers from Seinfeld.
Allie52927: Yeah, kind of like Frasier with Cheers. I think that would have been a good idea too. It could help keep Seinfeld alive! :)
RazaL527:Yeah, that would have been awesome if Kramer had his own show!
Allie52927: Yes, that would be great! Well, it's getting late, and time for me to go to bed. Thanks so much for doing this last minute.
RazaL527: My pleasure, we should do it again sometimes! I am flattered to be your first interviewer, you did a wonderful job!
Allie52927: Haha, yeaa right! But thanks for the encouragement.
Allie52927: Any last words you want to leave the fellow Seinfeld fans??
RazaL527: Yes, keep watching Seinfeld and keeping it alive!! They are thinking about taking off reruns, but if people still watch then they won't!! LATTERR! thanks allie!!!
Allie52927: Goodnight Razal...thank you! IM OUT
**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang@home.com or look for me online AOL SN: SeinfeldLang. Thanks all!**
What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Allie
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Trivia
By: Andy
HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What did Elaine use to defend herself against Crazy Joe Davola?
-Binaca
2) What's the name of the woman George met in "The Opposite?"
-Victoria
3) What board game was George playing with the "Bubble Boy" that caused the feud?
-Trivial Pursuit
4) Name one of the four places that Kramer hid his key in "The Strongbox."
-Any one of these four answers is acceptable: 1) Jerry's kitchen drawer, 2) Jerry's Intercom box, 3) Jerry's shirt/jacket pocket, 4) Fredo's cage (Phil's parrot's cage)
5) What did the gang buy for "The Drake?"
-A big screen TV
Winners
Allie52927@aol.com
RocknRollDied@aol.com
RhodeDawg@aol.com
PoetAl Orlando@aol.com
tdigiano2@yahoo.com
Shembee05@aol.com
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Sanmich@aol.com
Flutebug4@aol.com
AmyClem2@aol.com
ranonsen@yahoo.com
BoneSpirits@aol.com
IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
There is nothing finer than being in your diner.
Winners
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Flutebug4@aol.com
AmyClem2@aol.com
BoneSpirits@aol.com
lot16@hotmail.com
Trivia Masters
Allie52927@aol.com
RocknRollDied@aol.com
RhodeDawg@aol.com
PoetAl Orlando@aol.com
tdigiano2@yahoo.com
Shembee05@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
Sbertha@aol.com
PKeenoy@aol.com
Spongwrthie@aol.com
SammyDean3@aol.com
smuckers55@hotmail.com
Creed5075@aol.com
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abasscube@mac.com
Sanmich@aol.com
Flutebug4@aol.com
AmyClem2@aol.com
ranonsen@yahoo.com
BoneSpirits@aol.com
THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What material was George's winter coat made from in "The Dinner Party?"
2) How tall was Jerry's model girlfriend in "The Pick?"
3) Who did Kramer think he saw in the health club in "The Implant?"
4) What caused Jimmy to fall and break his leg in "The Jimmy?"
5) What two people finally ended up going to the superbowl in "The Labelmaker?"
IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
Name the full names of Jerry's, George's, Elaine's, and Kramer's parents (at least the ones that we actually saw/met on the show)
Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, May 18th
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris
Last week
What NewsRadio star played a banker in a Seinfeld episode where Kramer wanted his $50 because the teller did say "Hello"?
Answer
Steven Root aka Jimmy James from Newsradio
Winners
PoetAlOrlando@aol.com
CMAT11530@aol.com
SammyDean3@aol.com
tdigiano2@yahoo.com
This Week
If you can name one of the 11 Talk Show Hosts mentioned or seen anytime in Seinfeld, you win!
Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, May 18th
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Guess?
By: Allie
Last Week
How did George's hand modeling career come to an end?
Answer
The "low talker" pushed George into an iron
Winners
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Feelalrite1@aol.com
This Week
Whose voice causes Kramer to have seizures?
Send answers to: Allie
Friday, May 18th
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy
The gang found the cabin burning?
Susan: Do you smell something?
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: Smoke.
George: Yeah, definite smoke.
Elaine: Oh my God, it's a fire!
Jerry: Holy cow! Look at that!
Susan: It's my father's cabin!
Elaine: The cabin is on fire!
George: (to Susan) I just remembered, you never gave me the change from the tolls.
Elaine: How could this have happened?
Kramer: (singing) He's a big, wild, funky mountain man!
Naomi: Oh my God, the cabin!
Jerry: What are you two doing here!?
Naomi: Wow, look at that!
Jerry: (to Kramer) You didn't uh... (gestures smoking)
Kramer: (snaps his fingers) My cubans! (runs to the cabin)
Thanks to nirbraves@yahoo.com
If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy
Last Week's Question:
Continuing with the Survivor theme, since TINA (GO GIRL) won the Million Dollars this past Thursday on Survivor. Pretend Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer are the last four left on the island or wherever they are stranded. Based on what you know about them from their TV persona, tell me who's gonna be the Ultimate Survivor, walk away with $1 million, and the title of "SURVIVOR: SEINFELD!"
Not Jerry, because he always comes out even. Not George because he is the loser of the bunch (unless maybe he does things opposite), not Kramer because his ideas always backfire on him, but Elaine always seems to get what she wants.
KelSpirit12@aol.com
Elaine would definitely win... As we saw in The Contest Kramer would get knocked out first. George would cheat and thus be voted off by Jerry and Elaine. Then Elaine would yell "Get OUT!" and just shove Jerry off the island!
BklynRat@aol.com
It would be Kramer, because he always has money by doing weird things
Stephie0385@aol.com
jerry will win because they all think of him as their best friends
Zup999@aol.com
Hmm... George wouldn't last more than 30 minutes. He needs lots of food. Jerry wouldn't last because it would be too messy and he wouldn't be able to eat cereal. Elaine wouldn't last because she never would be able to survive under the extreme conditions. I suppose Kramer would be the one that would survive. Due to the fact that he liked listening to the tribial music at Elaine's house, I think that he would greatly enjoy the island.
Shembee05@aol.com
Definitely Lainey cause she got those million dollar looks!!
Buckphila@aol.com
Of course it's going to be Jerry. He said it himself at the Leno interview, "I'm the only character left."
SammyDean3@aol.com
I'd have to say Elaine would win. Eventually, she'd just say... "You want off this stinkin' Island, don'tcha? We have sex right now, and it can all be over. I'll give ya 30 minutes."
Kramer would be the first to cave, then, Jerry. George would take his time in hopes Elaine would reconsider her offer, and be too disgusted by him (George) to actually have sex with him. Then, he'd mutter, "Who am I kidding. I want Sex. I need Sex. It's my life's ambition, and I'm getting it for nothing! I hafta do this."
Elaine would boink him, and complete her triumph!
BFS07@aol.com
This Week's Question:
If the show didn't take place in New York City, where do you think it would've been best to locate the Fab Four, besides California where the show was actually taped?
Send all poll responses to: Andy
by Friday, May 18th
Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.
Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie
There was a little known movie called "Jack the Bear" starring Danny Devito as a widowed father of two sons about 8 or 9 years back. The movie took place in the 1970's in Oakland, CA. I noticed that it was on cable a few weeks ago so I caught it because it's one of my favorite movies, even though it's not well-known. Anyhow, as the movie got to one scene, I noticed that Julia-Louis Dreyfus had a small role in this film. She played Danny Devito's girlfriend/co-worker/executive at a local television station where he worked. She was adorable as always, wearing her typical "Elaine-esque" hairstyle and purely innocent (she's not going to hell in this one =).
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
Have a fact? Please e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By: Chris
I consider myself something of a sportsman. Been scuba diving. Another great activity where your main goal is to... not die. That's pretty much all I thought about that day, just:
(singing) "don't die, don't die don't die don't die"
"there's a fish, there's a rock"
"who cares, don't die. (singing) I don't wanna die, don't let me die, let's swim and breathe and live. Because living is good and dying... not as good".
They got me all setup with the scuba guy, that has all the... you know, stuff for ya. Made sure that I bought a nylon wallet, water-proof wallet, in case we run into a sea turtle that can break a fifty, I guess. Water-proof watch, that's important, "gee, I'm completely out of oxygen, and look at the time ! Now I'm dead and I'm late".
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Andy
Last Week
"Cuz if you don't get that I love you return..."
(Finish the quote)
Answer
"...that's a pretty big matzah ball hanging out there."
Winners
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Feelalrite1@aol.com
This Week
"Love that bobka."
(Name the episode that this quote came from)
Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, May 18th
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Ivy's Stuff
Seinfeld's Good Manners
You need only keep a thankyou card for two days after receiving it, unless you have a mantle.
Crazy Ideas
Jerry - making out with someone and not knowing their name.
Elaine - Doing a favor for Kramer
Terms & Phrases
Uromysitisis poisoning - a fictitious ailment that someone invents as an explanation as to why they urinated in public
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Food Trivia
By: Andy
Last Week
What was George's NEW order at Monk's in "The Opposite."
(I need the exact order)
Answer
Waitress: Tuna on toast, coleslaw, cup of coffee.
George: Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.
Winners
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PoetAl Orlando@aol.com
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Shembee05@aol.com
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Sanmich@aol.com
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ranonsen@yahoo.com
AmyClem2@aol.com
tdigiano2@yahoo.com
BoneSpirits@aol.com
This Week
What food Elaine look for under her refrigerator in "The Stock Tip?"
Send Food Answers to: Andy by Friday, May 18th
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
In "The Doodle" Newman's door read 5F, but it is supposed to be 5E. In "The Conversion", Jerry's girlfriend was subletting the apartment of some woman named Carol and it was 5E, which is Newman's apartment.
Thanks to nirbraves@yahoo.com
In "The Pick," Kramer takes Elaine's picture where Jerry says that Kramer has equipment in his apartment to take pictures. However, when George gets his picture taken from Kramer, Kramer needs to use George's camera because he doesn't have any equipment.
Thanks to Shembee05@aol.com
Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Vomiting is not a deal breaker. If Hitler vomited on Chamberlain, he still would have given him half of Czechoslovakia." - Jerry
"This terrorist had an unusual demand-no more cheap hats with the adjustable tabs. He wants fitted hats just like the players wear." - Steinbrenner
From the Fans
"I love you, Jerry."- George
"Right back atcha, Slim."- Jerry
(from Presspaul@aol.com)
"Who goes on vacation with no job? What do you need a break from getting up at 11"? - Jerry
(from nirbraves@yahoo.com)
"Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can’t do it in one push. You got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over." - Jerry (from Seinfeld10@aol.com)
Send in your quotes! Click here.
Last Week
"I've seen your show six times. It's great. You're great. It's so great to see a show about something." - Newman
What was the show Newman saw?
Answer
It was Sally Weaver's (Kathy Griffin) one woman show - Jerry Seinfeld is the Devil
Winners
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This Week
"She's your Lex Luther."- Jerry
Who is Elaine's nemesis?
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, May 18th
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That's a wrap for this week's issue of Sein Language. Don't hog the newsletter all to yourself, you're a very greedy person you know. You need to share with other people and force them to subscribe. As always if you want to send any of our writers a good word, do contribute to the newsletter in anyway with ideas or trivia questions, or heaven forbid, report an error, etc. We'd be more than happy to get your letters!
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy