May 28, 2001
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10) Poppy- "Poppy is a little Sloppy."
9) Bania- "Why do they call it ovaltine, the mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it roundtine. That's gold Jerry, Gold."
8) Jack Klompus- "Take the pen."
7) George Steinbrenner- "I have two words for you George, Hot Tub, Hot Tub."
6) Babu- "He's a very very bad man, very bad!"
5) Soup Nazi- "No Soup for you. Come back, 1 year."
4) Puddy- "High Five, on the flip side"
3) Frank Costanza- "Serenity Now."
2) Jackie Chiles- "Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on, why'd you put the balm on? Who the hell gave you that damn balm anyway?"
AND THE NUMBER ONE SEINFELD MINOR CHARACTER- Actions speak louder than words.
1) "Hello Newman."
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"Susie" was missing at the meeting?
ELAINE - Mr. Peterman, Peggy, I.. guess we, should just get this over with.
PETERMAN - Just Hold On a minute. Still One Short.
ELAINE - Oh. No, we're not--
PEGGY - Susie has been very rude to me.
PETERMAN - Well, Elaine, has nothing but Good things to say about Susie.
ELAINE - Look. We don't have to name names, or, point fingers, or.. name names!
[indicating empty chair] Me and her, have had our problems. She and I have had our problems! You and I, and she and you--
PETERMAN - Don't you drag me into this! This is between you and her, and her. [indicating empty chair]
ELAINE - Yes! And I am convinced that if she were here with us today, she would agree with me, too.
PETERMAN - Who.
ELAINE - Her?
PETERMAN - Where is she?!
ELAINE - Ah--this is part of the problem!
PEGGY - I thought I was, part of this problem.
ELAINE - You're a, huuge part of the problem. But, I think that at it's core, this is a Susie-and-Elaine problem that requires, a Susie-and-Elaine solution! And, who better to do that than.. Elaine and Susie! Susie and Elaine!
PETERMAN - Well, now that we have that cleared up.. why don't the three of us have lunch.
ELAINE - What?! Oh! Oh, I'm, coming! I--I gotta go.
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NEWMAN IS JUST DEVILISHLY PLAYFUL. WE ALL KNOW PEOPLE WHO DELIGHT THEMSELVES IN PUSHING OTHER PEOPLE'S BUTTONS. NEWMAN'S GREATEST DISSATISFACTION WITH LIFE IS THAT HE LIVES DOWN THE HALL FROM THE WORLD'S FUNNIEST COMEDIAN AND HE CAN'T REALLY PUSH HIS BUTTONS TO HIS SATISFACTION. HE'S IN A LOSING GAME AND HE KNOWS IT. HENCE, THE ANIMOSITY HE PROJECTS TOWARD JERRY.