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November 12,
2000
Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld
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Kevin
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News
By: Ivy
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REMINDER!!!
We will all be in the chat room tomorrow night! Please join us.
Monday, Nov. 13th at 10pm eastern.
Ivy's Seinfeld Page Click on the chat room.
Message from James!
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real swinging
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besides your
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Thanks to Chris, Sein
Language on line, now has it's own domain name! You can now check
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He also has his own domain
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SEINFELD TODAY: THE
LATEST NEWS ABOUT SEINFELD
Maybe it
should be called Ben and Jerry and Jerry's.
The famous Vermont ice cream purveyors have teamed with Jerry
Seinfeld to license and create a new flavor, Festivus, inspired
by the comic's former TV show.
Named after the holiday George Costanza's father coined to
replace Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza, Festivus--according to
Seinfeld tradition--is a time for families to gather round and
air their grievances.
But for Ben, Jerry and Jerry, Festivus is also a time to
celebrate the silly side of the holidays, and what better way to
do that than to introduce a new bovine-based concoction.
The dairy-loving duo have whipped up a weighty holiday scoop made
up of a dreamy confection of brown sugar ice cream laced with
gingery caramel and chewy chunks of gingerbread.
The
limited-edition ice cream, which is on store shelves now, comes
in a container featuring a cartoon based on NBC hit, complete
with classic Seinfeldian holiday greetings, like, "Let's put
the fun in dysfunction."
Festivus is the latest Ben and Jerry's creation inspired by a
celebrity. Other famous flavors include Cherry Garcia, named
after legendary Grateful Dead guitarist Jerry Garcia, Phish Food,
in honor of the rock band Phish, and Dilbert's World Totally Nuts
Ice Cream, after the comic strip, of course.
To read about it yourself click here
Further news... Jerry
Seinfeld and wife Jessica Sklar became the proud parents of a
baby girl on tuesday Nov. 7th. Sascha Seinfeld was born at an
undisclosed New York hospital. Congrats Jerry!
To read more, click here
If anyone has any news on Seinfeld
or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!
Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy
Saturday
11/11 or Sunday 11/12 - The Cartoon
Monday 11/13 - The Frogger
Tuesday 11/14 - The Slicer
Wednesday 11/15 - The Betrayal
Thursday 11/16 - The Apology
Friday 11/17 - The Strike
Saturday 11/18 or Sunday 11/19 - The Burning
Monday 11/20 - The Stand-In
Tuesday 11/21 - The Wife
Wednesday 11/22 - The Fire
Thursday 11/23 - The Raincoats (Part 1)
Friday 11/24 - The Raincoats (Part 2)
Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris
Monday 11/13 - The Frogger
Jerry is looking to breakup
with Lisi, but discovers that she lives in Riverside Park area.
To avoid the serial killer, he takes Lisi back to his place where
she finishes one of his thoughts that takes their relationship to
the next level. Elaine tells Jerry and George about the cake and
she also tells Jerry that Lisi is planning a weekend trip for
them to Pennsylvania Dutch country. Jerry fears that Lisi
received the wrong message as that kind of a trip is for a
serious relationship. Elaine tries to even out Peterman's slice
of cake, but gets swept up in the moment and finishes it off.
George tries to coordinate the movement of Frogger machine.
Elaine looks for a replacement for Peterman's cake, Kramer
suggests an Entemann's cake. Jerry goes to Lisi's apartment,
where he tries to break up with her. It goes on for ten hours,
when he is ready to leave he discovers it is dark out. After
exiting her apartment, he sees a man whom he fears is the serial
killer and pleads to be let back in. Peterman has his piece of
cake appraised at $2.19. When George finds "Slippery
Pete" playing his Frogger game on battery power; it is
discovered there only about three minutes of power remaining. The
only available power source is across the busy street and Kramer
has run out of caution tape. It's up to George to get the Frogger
machine across the street; however there is no chance of a high
score in this game. Later, Peterman shows Elaine surveillance
videotape of her eating and "dancing" with the slice of
cake; he is convinced that the age of the cake and its effect on
her digestive system are all the punishment she needs.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris
This week's sound is
another real player file with George and Jerry talking
about their favorite explorers. Have a great week
everyone!
What sound would you like
to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
Last Week
Farful the dog
Winners
mailto:PierceMeAgain10@aol.com*
Seinfeld10@aol.com
SomethingSane@aol.com
matanky@etzion.org.il
RhodeDawg@aol.com
YaadahYada@aol.com
GregWWD@aol.com
ArmyGl98@aol.com
RazaL527@aol.com
Pasta36685@aol.com
JujjyFruit@aol.com
GT1432@aol.com
RickyRoma7@aol.com
Oren567@aol.com
KRDYLAN@aol.com
AofSpades7@aol.com
Xpoc50000@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
DemimBoy@aol.com
AmyClem2@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
BlueByrd14@aol.com
Buckphila@aol.com
TSnyder752@aol.com
NYgirl843@aol.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com
CshMoNy699@aol.com
* mailto:PierceMeAgain10@aol.com
* answered last weeks correctly and I forgot to add his name
This Week
This week's silly bio is about another one of the gang's friends.
He was an alcoholic that was going through the 12 steps of
AA, one of which was to apologize to everyone he ever did any
wrong to. He apologized to Jerry for calling him Gary a few
years ago but failed to apologize to George for the "drafty
apartment, give a way met life wind breaker" situation.
George took great exception to this and demanded for his
apology. He eventually gave an "apology" which
George did think was an apology and this drove him back to being
angry and then we never hear from him again.
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Nov. 17th.
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The Lucky Person is...
No one got
interviewed this week!
By: Chris
Due to lack of interest by
the people asked to be interviewed this week there is now
Interview section. If you would like to be interviewed PLEASE
e-mail me at seinlang@home.com. Thanks!
What to be the next person
to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Chris
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Ask the Staff
You can e-mail anyone
of us. You can ask us anything you like. It can be personal (not
too personal, haha) or
something related to Seinfeld. Feel free to ask us anything!
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy James Kevin
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Trivia
By: Kevin
HEY,
DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
Nothing was sent to me!
Respond to the trivia by sending
E-mail to Kevin
Responses must be recieved
by
Friday, Nov. 17th.
Remember: you need to
get ALL trivia
right!
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Celebrities on
Seinfeld
By: Chris
Last week
What two morning news (i.e The Today Show) reporters appeared on
Seinfeld as themselves?
Answer
What I was thinking
when I asked this question was the Bryan Gumble and Al Roker were
the 2 TV Anchor people in the morning. But other people
said Regis and Kathie Lee and I counted that too.
Winners
Kleems44@aol.com
GregWWD@aol.com
JujjyFruit@aol.com
Zup999@aol.com
Xpoc50000@aol.com
OleMissReb@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
DemimBoy@aol.com
TSnyder752@aol.com
mailto:NYgirl843@aol.com
This Week
What animal expert appeared
in Kramer's apartment on his edition of "The Merv Griffen
Show" and brought an Eagle with him?
Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Nov. 17th.
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Guess?
By: Allie
Last Week
What is the law firm that Vanessa (in "the
Stakeout") worked for?
*This is the first time we here of Art Vandelay!*
Answer
Sagman, Bennet,
Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft
Winners
http://Seinfeld10@aol.com/
http://TheSeinfeldGuy@aol.com/
http://RazaL527@aol.com/
http://Kleems44@aol.com/
http://ElyseElyse@aol.com/
http://JohnTrvlt1@aol.com/
http://anachloe@zaz.com/
http://smuckers55@hotmail.com/
http://ArmyGl98@aol.com/
This Week
What company
did George persuade Jerry into investing in the stock market?
Send answers to: Allie
by Friday, Nov. 17th.
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Remember the Time
When...
By: Ivy
When Jerry and Kramer
switch places (The Kenny Rogers Roasters Episode)?
Jerry: Hey Buddy, I'm on no sleep, NO SLEEP! You don't know what
it's like in there! All night long things are creeping and
crawling, and that red light is burning my brain!
Elaine: You look a little stressed.
Jerry: (With the waving hand motion that Kramer does) Oh I'm
stressed!
(Thanks to CshMoNy699@aol.com)
Small funny moments
Jerry: THe wheels and the
bus go round and round
Kramer: THe woman across the street's got nothing on nothing on
nothing on
Jerry: THe wheels on the bus go swish swish swish swish....- The
Contest
Jerry: Whos watching the factory?
Kramer: Factory?
Jerry: The saab factory
Kramer: Jerry thats in sweden - THe Puerto rican day
(Thanks to smuckers55@hotmail.com)
If
anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they
want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy
Last Week's Question:
Between Jerry, George,
Elaine, & Kramer, whose apartment is the nicest and why?
Whose would you want to live in?
Even though
Kramer's was wild and crazy, I would still prefer Jerry's, nice
and clean!
Seinfeld10@aol.com
I'd want to live in George's bachelor pad. He's got the
baseball bed sheet set, the dinosaurs on his headboard, mets
throw pillows in his living room, he's stripped down to the waste
eating a hunk of cheese, and somehow it still looks nice tidy!
TheSeinfeldGuy@aol.com
The neatest person's appartment has got to be
George. We all know probably the longest George has ever
kept a job was for a month so it's easy to say "George can't
afford anything!" I would most prefer to live in
Kramer's appartment. He has a lot of usless junk and it
seems to be a rockin' kind of place. I think Mr. Marbles may
scare me a little though.
Freakout6286@aol.com
I personally think Elaine has the nicest apartemnt,
although they didnt show it as much as Jerrys, it was pretty huge
I thought and it always seemed very very clean,and the one thing
that makes it better then Jerrys, is you dont have Kramer living
right across the hall, ready to barge in whenever he wants to.
GregWWD@aol.com
I would want t o live in Jerry's apartment because it is
the neatest and it is where most of the action occurs. I
would like my place to be where everyone meets. Plus he
always has good cereal around. And I love that pic of the
Porsche on the wall.
Jujjyfruit@aol.com
Jerry's and Jerry
Xpoc50000@aol.com
definitely Elaine's! Hers was so nice, and decorated.
OleMissReb@aol.com
I would want to live in Kramer's apartment because I 've always
wanted an indoor hot tub.
PHOXZI85@aol.com
Jerry's apartment is the nicest because he is a clean
freak and everyone seems to always hang out there.
BlueByrd14@aol.com
I'd totally want to live in Jerry's apartment. It's
so cool. It has toys, food, a comfy couch and it just has that
"come in and hang out" appearance.
PierceMeAgain10@aol.com
Kramer's for sure......it is like a never ending cavern
that has things like screen doors and hot-tubs just show up in
it. And it seems to change every time you see
it......definately the most exciting to live in!!
MOthe1st12@aol.com
This Week's Question:
Of the fab four, who
has the best wardrobe and why? Base your answer on the total
transition from the first episode to the last (because let's face
it, the wardrobe did change).
Send all poll responses to: Andy
by Friday, Nov. 17th.
Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll
responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.
Do you know of a
poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Sein Chat
Host: Allie
Greetings and
Salutations fellow Seinfeld fans! This Monday, Nov. 13th at 10PM
Eastern will be the Sein Chat! Now, if you are a TRUE Seinfeld
fan you will come! No excuses...just go to Ivy's Seinfeld Page (click on chat room). I will be your host! Come and
chat about Seinfeld, play some trivia, or get the wonderful
opportunity to talk to the 7 brilliant people who bring you this
newsletter every week! I know I will see ALL of you there!
If anyone has a better time for the SeinChat please feel free to
e-mail me!
Adios Muchacho!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie
Kramer was named Kessler in
the first episode: The Seinfeld Chronicles?
The character of Elaine wasn't in the first episode: The Seinfeld
Chronicles?
Have a fact? Please e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By: Chris
The thing I don't understand about the suicide person is the
people who try to commit suicide, for some reason they don't die,
and that's it. They stop trying. Why don't they just keep trying?
What's changed? Is their life any better now? No, in fact, it's
worse, because now they've found out here's on more thing you
stink at. And that's why these people don't succeed at life to
begin with. They give up too easy.
I say, pills don't work? Try a rope. Car won't start in the
garage? Get a tune-up. There's nothing more rewarding than
reaching a goal you've set for yourself.
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy
The Man behind Bruce Mahler
(Rabbi Glickman)...
Bruce was born on Aug. 2, 1950. Now works for Jerry Seinfield as
his writer and stars on Jerry live on HBO (or if you get it)
Bruce's last movie was Police Academy 6 but show was 'Seinfeld'
and now buys company stock off of All That which airs on
Nickelodeon and helps out with Lance Kinsey on WCW light
co-ordinator. Has appeared several times on All That and
Seinfeld.
Is there someone you would
like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote"
Finisher
By: Andy
Last Week
"You can't keep this
up, don't you know what's gonna happen, every time you shave
it..."
Answer
"...it's gonna come in
thicker, and fuller, and darker." (Oh the perils of a man
shaving in areas others than his face. Kramer to Jerry in
"The Muffin Tops.")
Winners
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http://TheSeinfeldGuy@aol.com/
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http://smuckers55@hotmail.com/
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http://GT1432@aol.com/
http://Zup999@aol.com/
http://Oren567@aol.com/
http://KRDYLAN@aol.com/
http://Demim Boy@aol.com/
http://OleMissReb@aol.com/
http://AmyClem2@aol.com/
http://anachloe@zaz.com.br/
http://Stephy1@aol.com/
http://TSnyder752@aol.com/
http://PierceMeAgain10@aol.com/
http://ElyseElyse@aol.com/
This Week
"Yeah, interest, it's an amazing thing..."
NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to
be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode
it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!
Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, Nov. 17th.
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Games
By: James
Chris filling in!!!
James is
taking a break for a bit so in the mean time send all responses
to Chris!
Last Week
1)
Cinnamon
_ _ _ O _ _ _ _ _
2) 8-Ball
_ _ _ _ O _ _
3) Susie
_ _ _ _ O _
4) Frank
_ _ _ O _
5) Golden Boy _ _ _ _ _ _ _ O
6) Newman
_ _ _ _ _ O
7) Christmas _ _ _ _ _ _ _ O
What's the answer straight down?
Answers
1. Cinnamon - Chocolate
2. 8-Ball - Full Coat
3. Elaine
4. Morty
5. Baby Blue
6. Fargus
7. Festivus
Answer down is "CONTEST"
Winners
smuckers55@hotmail.com
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
This Week
Do you know your
Seinfeld numbers?
1. How many times according to Elaine have her and Jerry had sex?
2. How many times has George had sex in an inappropriate place?
3. What did George want to name his child if he had one?
4. What time did Jerry tell his deaf date (tennis player) he'd
pick her up at?
5. At the Chinese Rest., how many were to be seated (Seinfeld _
)?
6. How many Cubans did Jerry bring back from Florida for Kramer?
7. How much money does Jerry's grandma put in his b-day each
year?
What's your total? ___
Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Nov. 17th.
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Ivy's Stuff
Seinfeld's
Good Manners
If a guest brings food, such as a loaf of bread, to your dinner
party, serve it.
Crazy Ideas
Kramer - A roll-out tie dispenser.
Terms & Phrases
Double dipper - A person who dips a chip, takes a
bite, and dip same chip again!
(Thanks to Allie)
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Food Trivia
By: Ivy
Last Week
In which episode do we see Kramer eating a Giant Lolipop?
Answer
The Betrayal
Winners
mailto:JohnTrvlt1
mailto:Kleems44
http://anachloe@zaz.com.br/
http://smuckers55@hotmail.com/
mailto:YaadahYada
mailto:ArmyGl98
mailto:Actrss16
mailto:GT1432
mailto:Zup999
mailto:Oren567
mailto:KRDYLAN
mailto:AofSpades7
Demim Boy@aol.com
mailto:TSnyder752
mailto:PierceMeAgain10
NYgirl843@aol.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com
Cory505@aol.com
mailto:CshMoNy699
This Week
In which episode was
Jerry and George talking about how confusing Salsa and Seltzer
sound similar?
Send Food Answers
to: Ivy by Friday, Nov. 17th.
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
In the episode where George
is caught peeing in the shower at the health club, Elaine asks
Jerry and Kramer if they would do the same under the same
circumstances. Kramer responds by saying "I take
baths." But later on in the Germaphobe episode and also the
Low Pressure Spray Shower episode, Kramer is taking showers in
both of them.
(Thanks to Kleems44@aol.com)
Know of a spoof, any
mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy James Kevin
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
Vinney's
Picks (or No Pick)
"I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor
seats to every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So,
please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the
Idiots." - George
"Jerry, I discovered something better than conjugal visit
sex- fugitive sex." - George
From the Fans
"To me, that button is in the worst possible spot. The
second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the
shirt. Look at it. It's too high! It's in
no-man's land!! You look like you live with your mother!!!"
-Jerry to George (nirbraves@yahoo.com)
"How could anyone not like him?"- Helen Seinfeld
(Johntrvlt1@aol.com)
"My Home Elaine, My home, where I eat, where I sleep, where
I come to play with my toys." - Jerry (DemimBoy@aol.com)
Send in your quotes! Click here.
Last Week
"Ah! Elaine,
shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American
cousin, the Sasquatch." Who said this- a name please?
Answer
It's the lovable Rabbi
Glickman.
Several thought it was Mr. Peterman, because of the "Ah,
Elaine."
Winners
http://Seinfeld10@aol.com/
http://anachloe@zaz.com.br/
Quote Trivia
for this week
"Believe me, you can count on Slippery Pete." -
Kramer
What was Slippery Pete going to do?
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Nov. 17th.
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