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October 29, 2000
Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
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Chris Seinlang@home.com
Vinney Dee VDiMattina@aol.com
Allie Allie52927@aol.com
Andy JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
James ian_fleming_mi6@hotmail.com
Kevin nanook143@yahoo.com

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News
By: Ivy

I have a Mailing List.
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here, then click yes.

Have a Happy Halloween!!!

REMINDER!!!
We will all be in the chat room tomorrow night! Please join us.
Monday, Oct. 30th at 10pm eastern.
Ivy's Seinfeld Page Click on the chat room.

Message from James!
Hey, everybody: You ever ask yourself "Where can I find a real swinging
shindig of some groovy Seinfeld-loving kats on-line?" If so, besides your
needing to lay off the Brady Bunch re-runs, I've got just the place for you!

http://community.warnerbros.com/pages/messageboard/board.jsp?board=-536882737 has everything you need to satisfy your Seinfeld-conversing needs.

If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

10/28/00 Saturday or 10/29/00 Sunday - The Visa
10/30/00 Monday - The Movie
10/31/00 Tuesday - The Shoes
11/1/00 Wednesday - Good News, Bad News
11/2/00 Thursday - The Contest
11/3/00 Friday - The Tape
11/4/00 Saturday or 11/5/00 Sunday - The Robbery
11/6/00 Monday - The English Patient
11/7/00 Tuesday - The Yada Yada
11/8/00 Wednesday - The Summer of George
11/9/00 Thursday - The Serenity Now
11/10/00 Friday - The Blood

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

10/31/00 Tuesday - The Shoes

Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive, one of their problems is they don't know how to do the Elaine character. Jerry meets an old girlfriend he never could kiss, later Kramer gets the opportunity. The ex-girlfriend talks about Elaine's shoes, mainly because she wants them. George is caught staring at the cleavage of the daughter of the NBC executive who is approving their script. Elaine's cleavage provides a means to turn the tables on him.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

This week's sound of the week is another .ram (Real Player) format with George talking about double parkers. Very rare and very funny! Have a great week!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris

Last Week
George Steinbrenner

Winners
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Jrdeis@aol.com
Cdavo@aol.com
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
Allie52927@aol.com
JGCrist@aol.com
LauraFul@aol.com
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KeyserS999@aol.com
YaadahYada@aol.com
GregWWD@aol.com
azncars@hotmail.com
willy44@prodigy.net
s_gavin@yahoo.com
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S1247298@cedarville.edu
Oren567@aol.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
Kleems44@aol.com

This Week
Going back to the animal theme, this week's secret character was a dog that Jerry was forced to "dog sit" for. He sat next to a drunk on the plane who had to be taken to the hospital and Jerry had to take this dog home. Because of this dog Jerry had to turn everything upside down, make sure he house was clean, walked the dog, feed it, and even picked up its "stuff" when he walked him. Because of this dog Jerry, George, and Elaine missed a movie they wanted to go see and Kramer was going to watch the dog for Jerry but he had to go break up with his girlfriend ("You contribute nothing to society!"-Kramer). Eventually the guy came back and picked up his dog with the excuse that he was at the Bells Palsy center. Who was the dog?

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Nov. 3rd.
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The Lucky Person is...
KeyserS999@aol.com got interviewed this week!
By: Chris

This week Dave (KeyserS999@aol.com) was interviewed. He recently subscribed to SeinLanguage and was eager to share his thoughts about Seinfeld. So read below to see what Dave thinks about Seinfeld, and that my friends IS TRUE ;)

SeinfeldLang: Hey Dave! Thanks for takin' the time to do this Seinfeld interview
KeyserS999: No problem
SeinfeldLang: Let me start out by askin you what makes Seinfeld such a great show for you personally
KeyserS999: I love the dialogue in the show, it's unlike any other show ever on television. And the characters don't go out of their way to be likeable to the audience.
SeinfeldLang: Very good point
SeinfeldLang: Which was your favorite character?
KeyserS999: That's a tough call. I think I'm most like Jerry in that I just like to make sarcastic comments and observe. George is really neurotic. Kramer is hilarious, he probably gets me to laugh the most. Elaine was funnier in the early seasons, near the end she wasn't funny at all really.
SeinfeldLang: You know that's what a lot of people say that they make sarcastic comments like Jerry, why do you think that is catching on?
KeyserS999: I really don't know, I guess it's the show's effect on the public. A lot of people watched it.
SeinfeldLang: Which oddly enough brings me to my next question, why do you think the show was so popular?
KeyserS999: I really don't know, all conventional wisdom would say that it wouldn't be popular. It goes against every sitcom rule.
SeinfeldLang: And then in the end it rewrote the rules for a good sitcom
KeyserS999: Exactly, even Friends was a Seinfeld rip off in many ways
SeinfeldLang: Yes very similar plot lines
KeyserS999: A lot of sitcoms are more dialogue-heavy now and are more or less "about nothing"
SeinfeldLang: Yeah about nothing and their families
SeinfeldLang: With The Michael Richard's show comming out this Tuesday (October 24) how do you think the show will do?
KeyserS999: I don't think it will do well. From the looks of it, it won't be that good. And Seinfeld wasn't successful right away, it became popular because of word of mouth because the show was so good.
SeinfeldLang: Very true...hopefully it will catch on like Seinfeld did. Did you see Michael Richard's on The Tonight show last night?
SeinfeldLang: by any chance
KeyserS999: No, I missed it, what'd he say about his show?
SeinfeldLang: He didn't talk that much about it but he did a lot of crack falls and taught Jay how to do it...quite funny as far as Jay Leno goes ( I prefer Letterman myself)
KeyserS999: I like Leno better that Letterman, but I think Conan is considerably better than both of them
SeinfeldLang: Yeah...his show has kinda gone down hill since Andy left.
SeinfeldLang: but anyway...Thanks for doing this Interview Dave! Do you have any last words for all Seinfeld fans out there?
KeyserS999: Keep watching the reruns and keep saying the lines from the show
KeyserS999: Thanks Chris
SeinfeldLang: :-) Thanks again Dave, talk to you later!

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Chris
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Ask the Staff

You can e-mail anyone of us. You can ask us anything you like. It can be personal (not too personal, haha) or
something related to Seinfeld. Feel free to ask us anything!

Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy James Kevin
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Trivia
By: Kevin

HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!

LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Who didn't go to the Chinese Restaurant with the group on the way to "Plan 9 From Outer Space"?
-Kramer
2) Who's limo did George and Jerry take?
-O'Brien's
3) What's does Kramer name his rooster?
-Little Jerry Seinfeld
4) What was Elaine slicing-up while she banged up Kramer's blade on his slicer?
-her high heels shoe
5) What boyfriend of Elaine's got his glasses from Malaysia?
-Jake Jarmel

Winners
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
Kleems44@aol.com
mkadlub@aol.com
RUDY4523@aol.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
How much did the ten-pound bag of cocktail meatballs cost?
-17.50 ("You can't beat that"-Kramer)

Winners
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
mkadlub@aol.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com
dcole@usd.edu

Trivia Masters
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
mkadlub@aol.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com

THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
"Girlfriends & Boyfriends"
1) Which boyfriend of Elaine's wore a fur coat?
2) Who got a discount on "dry cleaning" (haha) for pretending to be Jerry's wife?
3) Who did George try to get a date with the day after Susan's funeral?
4) What was the deaf-lineswoman's name?
5) Who got engaged to Jerry after she saved his life?

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
Name Kramer's girlfriend who liked to scratch his back. That name is a food that Elaine took out of who's fridge ("ever hear of asking?")?

Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Kevin
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Nov. 3rd.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
Name as many baseball players as you can that appeared in the show as themselves.

Answer
Bernie Williams, Keith Hernandez, Roger Mcdowell,
Paul O'Neill, Danny Tartabull,
Derek Jeter, Buck Showalter

Winners
MKadlub@aol.com
GregWWD@aol.com
Zup999@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
Seinfeld10@aol.com
Oren567@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
Kleems44@aol.com

This Week
What two morning news (i.e The Today Show) reporters appeared on Seinfeld as themselves?

Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Nov. 3rd.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
According to Jerry what population of the world is undateable?

Answer
95%

Winners
Laura Ful@aol.com
MKadlub@aol.com
Zup999@aol.com
CshMoNy699@aol.com
RazaL527@aol.com
PHOXZI85@aol.com
SBFL1@aol.com
Freakout6286@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
AofSpades7@aol.com
Kleems44@aol.com
azncars@hotmail.com
Actrss16@aol.com
Oren567@aol.com
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
Larla1128@aol.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com

This Week
What is the law firm that Vanessa (in "the Stakeout") worked for?
(Hint: 5 names starting with Stagman....)
*This is the first time we here of Art Vandelay!*

Send answers to: Allie
by Friday, Nov. 3rd.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

George got caught in the Contest?

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
Assume the hot tub heater hadn't broken, Kramer hadn't fallen asleep in it, and Jerry hadn't overslept. But remember, this is Seinfeld. So Hypothesize another way that Jean-Paul would've lost the marathon race.

Jean Paul in some way would have been distracted by one of the 4 characters and thus lost the race, probably something where he would have been winning he gets distracted and some how turned the wrong way and doesnt realize it till hes hours of his way and then he has no chance to win.
GregWWD@aol.com

just the way he did, he would've taken a cup of coffee to pour on himself thinking it was water
Zup999@aol.com

During the race Jean Paul took George's coffee. Another way Jean Paul could of spilled the coffee and burned himself and lost the race.
PHOXZI85@aol.com

Jean-Paul could have either been tripped by one of the guys, or they could have gone to the wrong location of the race.
xxxchickadieexxx@yahoo.com

This Week's Question:
Between Jerry, George, Elaine, & Kramer, whose apartment is the nicest and why? Whose would you want to live in?

Send all poll responses to: Andy
by Friday, Nov. 3rd.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.

Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Sein Chat
Host: Allie

Greetings and Salutations fellow Seinfeld fans! This Monday, Oct. 30th at 10PM Eastern will be the Sein Chat! Now, if you are a TRUE Seinfeld fan you will come! No excuses...just go to Ivy's Seinfeld Page (click on chat room). I will be your host! Come and chat about Seinfeld, play some trivia, or get the wonderful opportunity to talk to the 7 brilliant people who bring you this newsletter every week! I know I will see ALL of you there!
If anyone has a better time for the SeinChat please feel free to e-mail me!
Adios Muchacho!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

Jerry's dad was played by two different actors
~MKadlub@aol.com

Speaking of former Seinfeldians getting new shows, Larry David actually has a new show that premiered on HBO last night. It's a sitcom called "Curb Your Enthusiasm," and it's Larry David at his Seinfeld best. The pilot was hilarious. The show is based on his real life; he plays himself, and we watch the various encounters with all the people in his life (his wife, agent, celeb friends). The pilot tackled such pressing issues as the section of fabric that always sticks up in the "private area" of a man's pants, the ignorance of people who have to move their legs to let other people pass by them in a movie theater row, and the audacity of people who have you on speaker phone but don't tell you that other people are listening in as well. Does that not sound like typical Seinfeldian humor to you? We're finally getting to see the man behind Seinfeld in front of the camera. I highly recommend watching it if you're a Seinfeld enthusiast, because this might be the closest thing to a sequel that we'll get. I wouldn't be surprised to see cameos by the original Seinfeld players, particularly Jerry.
~JohnTrvlt1@aol.com

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By: Chris

Any day that you had gym was a weird school day. It started off kind of normal. You had English, Geometry, Social Studies, and then suddenly you're in Lord of the Flies for forty minutes. you're hanging from a rope, you have hardly any clothes on. Teachers are yelling at you, "Where's your jockstrap?!" Kids are throwing dodge balls at you, snapping towels - you're trying to survive. And then it's History, Science, Language.
There's something off in the whole flow of that day.
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy

The Man behind Cary Elwes (David)...
(The Wait Out)

His real name Ivan Simon Cary Elwes. Cary was born on October 26, 1962 in
London, England, UK. Cary Elwes is the third son born to Interior Designer, Tessa Kennedy, and the late Portrait Painter, Domonic Elwes. He grew up in London and attended Harrow. After graduating from Harrow he moved to the United States and studied acting at Sarah Lawrence. He left school after several years to begin his film career. Cary is well respected by colleagues and fans alike and considered by many to be one of the finest young actors working today. He is interested in history and says, "It's deliberate that a lot of my films have been period pieces."

Cary is politically active for causes he believes in such as protecting the environment and helping Native American Peoples. Currently, he is engaged to model/actress Lisa Marie Kurbikoff and lives in Malibu."

Last name is pronounced El-ways. On December 12, 1997 he became engaged in Paris to Lisa Marie Kurbikoff. Cary has had cameo appearences in several movies that his brother, Cassian produced such as The Chase and Never on Tuesday (1988). He's the stepson of Elliott Kastner and brother of Cassian Elwes

Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy

Last Week
"I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea..."

Answer
... and feel the gonorrhea themselves." (Oh you know that's Kramer doin what he does best, giving his gonnorhea showmanship in "The Burning.")

Winners
smuckers55@hotmail.com

This Week
"You can't keep this up, don't you know what's gonna happen, every time you shave it..."

NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, Nov. 3rd.
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Games
By: James
Chris filling in!!!

James is taking a break for a bit so in the mean time send all responses to Chris!

Last Week
There was a comic strip on a web site that I made where the 4 were sitting around and you had to write what they were saying.

Responses
George - Well, what do we have here?!
Elaine - (thinking to herself) I wish I had a body like that!
Jerry - I wonder how she was able to fit in that.
Kramer - Giddy Up!
--Ivy

George- You don't wanna wear underwear fine; but cross your legs buddy, I
don't need to see big Jim and twins starin at me.
Elaine- My hair is looking awfully big today
Kramer- So is mine.
Jerry- What's the deal with ad posters on the subway cars? That's just what
we're thinking when we get off this God-forsaken, slow-moving, smelly,
broken-down, overcrowded box on wheels, "Yeah, I'm gonna get off and buy
myself season tickets to the Yankees."
--JohnTrvlt1@aol.com

This Week
Think!
Same or different?!

If I were to say hightalker...the answer would be low talker. That would make it different. Or like Monk's would be Reggie's....
If I were to say Rooster...you would say Little Jerry. I am referring to the same
"person." etc etc..

1) Cinnamon _ _ _ O _ _ _ _ _
2) 8-Ball _ _ _ _ O _ _
3) Susie _ _ _ _ O _
4) Frank _ _ _ O _
5) Golden Boy _ _ _ _ _ _ _ O
6) Newman _ _ _ _ _ O
7) Christmas _ _ _ _ _ _ _ O

What's the answer straight down?

Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Nov. 3rd.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Don't borrow someone's meat slicer to even out your heels.

Crazy Ideas
George: Using a wrist-deep "pick" to break up with Susan a second time.

The Close-Talker: Going way out of your way to treat someone else's parents nicely.

Terms & Phrases
Head-First Parker - 1) a person who tries to pull into a parking space head first as opposed to backing into the space 2) a person who pulls into a parking space head first with the intention of screwing someone else out of the space
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Food Trivia
By: Ivy

Last Week
What candy did Kramer give out on the Peterman reality tour bus that was rather "small?"

Answer
3 Musketeers

Winners
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Allie52927@aol.com
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
Laura Ful@aol.com
MKadlub@aol.com
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Oren567@aol.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com

This Week
In which episode do we see Kramer eating a Giant Lolipop?

Send Food Answers to: Ivy by Friday, Nov. 3rd.
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!

In "The Parking Space" George claims that he will never park in a garage and pay for parking....but in a later season episode he parks his car at "Jiffy Park" where hookers were having sex in his car.
~Allie

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!

Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy James Kevin
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)

"I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, 'That's why I'm not a heterosexual.'" - George

"People don't turn down money. It's what separates us from the animals." - Jerry

"The wheels are in motion. Things are happening." - Jerry

From the Fans

"I am breaking up with you." - Noel
"You can't break up with me, I got hand." - George
"And now, you're gonna need it!" - Noel (from RazaL527)

"You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist." -George (from AriesChica26)

Send in your quotes! Click here.

Last Week
"That is one tough monkey!" - Jerry
Who is the tough monkey?

Answer
That tough monkey is one of the New York Public Libraries' finest- Lt. Bookman

Winners
ElyseElyse@aol.com

Quote Trivia for this week
"Ah! Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch." Who said this- a name please?

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Nov. 3rd.
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