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October 9, 2000
Sein Language
The
Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter: Sein Language Online!
(Will be on late Monday night)
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Writers:
Ivy Seinfeld10@aol.com
Chris Seinlang@home.com
Vinney Dee VDiMattina@aol.com
Allie Allie52927@aol.com
Andy JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
James ian_fleming_mi6@hotmail.com
Kevin squirt10_@yahoo.com
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News
By: Ivy
I have a Mailing List.
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here, then click yes.
REMINDER!!!
We will all be in the chat room tomorrow night! Please join us.
Monday, Oct. 9th at 10pm eastern.
Ivy's Seinfeld Page Click
on the chat room.
The Contest!
Well, here's the winners SO FAR. Now, keep in mind, others that
are not on the list, are not too far behind and can still catch
up. I listed the people who have 25 points or more. You get more
points by answering trivia quickly!
This is the last newsletter for the contest so try to catch up as
quick as you can!
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com 131
RazaL527@aol.com 92
anachloe@zaz.com.br 91
RhodeDawg@aol.com 65
TSnyder752@aol.com 61
ElyseElyse@aol.com 55
Seinfeld10@aol.com 50
nirbraves@yahoo.com 50
FELHONEY@aol.com 39
squirt10_@yahoo.com 36
Zup999@aol.com 35
seinlang@home.com
35
Oren567@aol.com 37
Pasta36685@aol.com 31
smuckers55@hotmail.co 29
OleMissReb@aol.com 28
YaadahYada@aol.com 27
Vwb6@aol.com 26
Another way you can get
more points...
Chris has a Seinfeld club on yahoo...now, you can
easily get points by joining Y! Seinfeld Club. Just go to http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/theseinboysclubhouse to join
and you can get points! Inside the club there are many members
who will talk about everything Seinfeld; from quotes, to trivia,
to odd references, it has it all. There is also a "Member
Contest" going where you try and gain more members. If you
bring in members, you could win a full Seinfeld episode in
RealPlayer format! So come and join Chris' Y! Seinfeld Club today
at http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/theseinboysclubhouse.
Thanks for signing up!
Razal527@aol.com
Rhodedawg@aol.com
actinin@aol.com
Another way you can get
more points...
Hey everyone! Ok, I
have done this awhile back on my poll section, but I thought
since we have more subscribers, more would like to participate.
Well, I want all of you to write a poem again, of course Seinfeld
related. No more than about 10 lines, give or take. We will post
them all, but the best 3 will be judged by the writers for EXTRA
points. (Sorry Andy, you can't vote!) You do not have to race to
get this to us in a hurry. Please take your time and be very
creative. You can e-mail anyone of us (Except Andy) for your
poems. Thanks! :o)
If anyone has any news on Seinfeld
or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!
Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy
10/9/00
Monday - The Clip Show (Part 1 of 2)
10/10/00 Tuesday - The Final (Part 2 of 2)
10/11/00 Wednesday - The Good Samaritan
10/12/00 Thursday - The Letter
10/13/00 Friday - The Parking Space
10/14/00 Sat. or 10/15/00 Sun. - Male Unbonding
Go
here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris
10/11/00 Wednesday - The
Good Samaritan
Jerry sees a hit-and-run accident and catches up with the
fugitive driver, an attractive redhead. He is so taken by her
beauty that he forgets about the accident and asks her out on a
date. When Jerry discovers that the woman she hit is a beautiful
blonde, he feels torn. He tries to act as a mediator between the
two women with disastrous results. George has an affair with
Elaine's friend. Kramer has violent reactions to Mary Hart's
voice
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris
Hey Seinfeld fans!
This week's sound is Kramer telling Jerry and
George about his great tee shot into the ocean. Have
a great week!
What sound would you like
to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Silly
Little Bios
By: Chris
Last Week
Little Jerry Seinfeld (The Chicken)
Winners
ArmyGl98@aol.com
ElyseElyse@aol.com
JGCrist@aol.com
Pasta36685@aol.com
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
Stephy1@aol.com
TSnyder752@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
Allie52927@aol.com
RazaL527@aol.com
Oren567@aol.com
Seinfeld10@aol.com
RhodeDawg@aol.com
YaadahYada@aol.com
Cdavo@aol.com
Beagle1795@aol.com
lenglisbe@hotmail.com
Zup999@aol.com
PHOXZI85@aol.com
OleMissReb@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
Actinin@aol.com
Laughs182@aol.com
Seinfan12@aol.com
This Week
This week's BIOS is on one of George's
boss, but its not the Big Stein you have in mind. However, George
did meet him while he was working for the Yankees and have many
funny run ins. One time, George was following him around when he
went into the bathroom and continued to give George an assignment
while in the bathroom. George kept trying to figure out what the
project was, but he ended up in a mental hospital. George also
tried to fool this guy by thinking he was really busy by looking
annoyed all the time. This led George to show some guys from
Houston around town. Later, this guy left the Yankee's when he
got fired by Stein because he was tired of all his macho head
games.
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Oct.
13th.
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The Lucky Person is...
Chris got
interviewed this week!
By: Chris
This week we decided to
switch things up a little bit. Instead of me interviewing people,
we had Ivy interview me! We didn't really talk much of Seinfeld
the show, but new shows that Seinfeld character are going to have
coming up.
Seinfeld10: So Chris, I thought I would interview you
for a change....
Seinfeld10: So, tell our viewers...what do you think
of the idea of the new Michael Richards show?
WaughNAtor: Well, I
hope it can be as funny and as popular as Seinfeld was, but I'm
not sure if it will take off. I don't know if people can relate
to a wacky detective like they related to the 4 friends drinking
coffee. But who knows!
Seinfeld10: I don't know how they can take the same
character (in a way) and put him on another show...what do you
think about this?
Seinfeld10:
Do you think it's wrong? Should they not use his
"same character?"
WaughNAtor: How can
Michael be anything but Kramer? He brought his brand of physical
comedy and made it into Kramer. I think if anything the show will
be funny because of "Kramer"
Seinfeld10: That I agree. He is a star on the show.
I'm just wondering. How funny can he play a detective? Will he
use his same funny "stunts?"
Seinfeld10: I heard that the writers of his show are
some that wrote Seinfeld. Are you aware of this?
WaughNAtor: Yeah I
heard about that, and Jerry helped out with the retooling of the
show
Seinfeld10: He did? That I didn't know. I would love
to maybe see Jerry, Elaine or George come on Kramer's show as
guests.
WaughNAtor: That would
be something great!
Seinfeld10: Of course play "their" character
on Seinfeld.
Seinfeld10: I can just see Jerry now, helping Kramer
with a case....
Seinfeld10: and somehow, Kramer gets in jail! LOL
WaughNAtor: Again!
Seinfeld10: I would love for the show to me like
Seinfeld
Seinfeld10: Hey, did you know what?
WaughNAtor: What's
that?
Seinfeld10: Peterman is also having his own show? To
Tell the Truth! He was talking about it on the radio station by
me...and get this...
Seinfeld10: It's going to be HIS Peterman character
and he said, "Don't be surprised if you see any of the cast
members from Seinfeld on!"
Seinfeld10: So far I think he has "George"
lined up. It's going to be on this station by me called WAMI at
6:30pm eastern.
WaughNAtor: Woah! I
heard he was going to have his own show but I didn't know that! I
can't wait now!
Seinfeld10: Ha ha. That will be great! Now we have two
great shows to look forward to!
WaughNAtor: Yep! And
only if The Jackie Childs Show took off
Seinfeld10: Oh yeah! Too bad!
Seinfeld10: Hey..what about....
Seinfeld10: ta ta ta....a new...
Seinfeld10: Elaine (Dharma) and George (Greg) show!
WaughNAtor: Now that
would be something to see...
Seinfeld10: Now, that would be a show!
WaughNAtor: The
definite Odd Couple
Seinfeld10: Jackie is in the Love Boat: New Wave
show..
Seinfeld10: Did you know about that?
WaughNAtor: Yeah I
heard about that
Seinfeld10: But I don't think it's going to be his
silly character.
WaughNAtor: That's a
shame
Seinfeld10: In fact, I doubt it. I have never seen the
show. I mean the old Love Boat eps.
Seinfeld10: So now we have 3 new shows to watch! LOL
WaughNAtor: Yep!
Seinfeld10: Well Chris, thanks for the interview. I
know we were off a bit on Seinfeld, but I thought we'd talk about
something different.
WaughNAtor: I'm sure
people love the change from my style of interviewing :) Talk to
you later!
Seinfeld10: Ha ha!!! But we will see it again next
week! :o)
Seinfeld10: Thank you for the interview. Take care!
Bye! :o)
WaughNAtor: :) I'm
sure some people might be disappointed hehe. Thanks again!
WaughNAtor: Bye!
What to be the
next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Chris
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Ask the Staff
You can e-mail anyone of
us. You can ask us anything you like. It can be personal (not too
personal, haha) or
something related to Seinfeld. Feel free to ask us anything!
hey I don't know if you watched the
show in the early seasons but I'm a big fan and now thst i have
every episode on tape I want more. I know that the new friend,,
bottle deposits, cadillac,.....all aired as 1 hour episodes and
now they air them as two seperate episodes on the re-runs and I
was wondering if you by chance had those original hour long
episodes on tape or if you know anyone because I would be very
interested in buying them.
YoYoMa1839@aol.com No, sorry, but
if anyone has, please e-mail YoYoMa, thanks....Ivy
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy James Kevin
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Trivia
By: Kevin
HEY, DO YOU
HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
LAST WEEKS
TRIVIA
1) What cookie makes Jerry break his vomit streak?
-black and white cookie
2) What space did Kramer put the air conditioner in "The
Parking Garage?
-Purple 23
3) What odd item of dress does Frank Costanza wear in the pool?
-sneakers
4) What piece of furniture do two "street toughs" rob
from Elaine?
-an armoire
5) Who gave Kramer chinese balm for his coffee burn?
-the Maestro (Bob Cobb)
Please note: If any of you said: Pink eleven for the parking
space, please e-mail me letting me know. I will give you credit.
It turns out that pink eleven was mentioned in the Parking Garage
script. So if anyone of you got it from there, just hit reply and
let me (Ivy) know. Thanks!
Winners
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
seinlang@home.com
PHOXZ185@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
RazaL527@aol.com
TSnyder752@aol.com
IMPOSSIBLE
QUESTION
While heading to Linda Van Grecks' dinner party, how much
does the bottle of wine cost George?
-$12 ($13.05 with tax, both answers accepted)
Winners
anachloe@zaz.com.br
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
RazaL527@aol.com
Zup999@aol.com
Trivia Masters
nirbraves@yahoo.com
RazaL527@aol.com
THIS WEEKS
TRIVIA
1) Who kicked Kramer in the head?
2) What was the busboy's cat's name?
3) What does George finally use to get the marble rye into the
Ross's house?
4) Which two of the main four were NOT thrown out of the soup
kitchen?
5) What is the name of Jerry and George's show on NBC?
IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What TV show was
Kramer watching with Madeline?
Respond to the trivia by
sending E-mail to Kevin
Responses must be recieved
by
Friday, Oct. 13th
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on
Seinfeld
By:
Chris
Last week
What "Drew Carey Show" star played Paula in
"The Doodle" where she was George's girlfriend? If you
remember, George got grossed out when she sucked on a discarded
Peach pit which were Kramer's favorites that time of year.
Answer
Christa Miller
Winners
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
TSnyder752@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
Seinfeld10@aol.com
RhodeDawg@aol.com
Beagle1795@aol.com
Oren567@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
RazaL527@aol.com
This Week
What "Longtime
Companion" star played Wyck, the Susan Ross Foundation
President?
Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Oct. 13th
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Guess?
By: Allie
Last
Week
What is the name of the psyco killer that looked like Jerry?
(*Bonus: Where did he roam?*)
Answer
The Lopper
*Riverside Park*
Winners
*RazaL527@aol.com*
*JohnTrvlt1@aol.com*
TSnyder752@aol.com
*anachloe@zaz.com.br*
Oren567@aol.com
*seinlang@home.com*
RhodeDawg@aol.com
*lenglisbe@hotmail.com*
*Goodfella1423@aol.com*
*squirt10_@yahoo.com*
This Week
If Kramer ever had a child, what did
he want to name it?
Send answers to: Allie
by Friday, Oct. 13th
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Remember the Time
When...
By: Ivy
George got angry at the
movies in The Opposite?
George: Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying
to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna
take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You
understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut'em for ya, and
if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would
love it!
If anyone has
any ideas to make this better or moments that they want
"remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's
Poll
By: Andy
Last Week's Question:
Do you
think Jerry should've gotten to perform in Las Vegas? (Back with
good reasoning)
If Jerry wants to perform
in Las Vegas he should! He is god!! whatever he wants, he gets!!
RazaL527@aol.com
no way....jerry
is an east coast guy, it was obviously fate that he went to jail
because he wasnt supposed to live out west.
Zup999@aol.com
This Week's Question:
If George hadn't burnt his hands, would
he have become rich and famous as a hand model?
(Give more than a simple yes or no)
Send all poll responses to: Andy
by Friday, Oct. 13th
Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll
responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.
Do you know of a
poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Sein Chat
Host:
Allie
Greetings and Salutations fellow Seinfeld
fans! This Monday, Oct. 9nd at 10PM Eastern will be the Sein
Chat! Now, if you are a TRUE Seinfeld fan you will come! No
excuses...just go to Ivy's Seinfeld Page (click on chat room). I will be your host! Come and
chat about Seinfeld, play some trivia, or get the wonderful
opportunity to talk to the 8 brilliant people who bring you this
newsletter every week! I know I will see ALL of you there!
If anyone has a better time for the SeinChat please feel free to
e-mail me!
Adios Muchacho!
Thanks to those who came
The
following got points!
Razal527@aol.com
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie
Did you
know that the man who sat next to Elaine on the plane ride back
from Europe (Vegetable Lasagne) also plays the second Phone
Company guy to come to Elaine's house and switch her area code
back to be "Gommy's"
Razal527@aol.com
I'm sure everyone has seen Patrick Warburton (Puddy) in the new
M&M's commercial. And even though Puddy is just a character,
we still look at him as Puddy. So, it sort of seems like an
ironic twist of fate that after looking up the definition of
plain for Red M&M, and Red asking him if he thinks plain is a
bad name, he quips "Let's look up stupid." Long live
Puddy!
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
Have a fact? Please e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By: Chris
I'm on the plane, we left late, and the pilot says, "We're
going to be making up some time in the air." I thought,
"Isn't that interesting. They just make up time."
That's why you have to reset your watch when you land.
Of course, when they say they're making up time, obviously
they're increasing the speed of the aircraft. Now my question is,
if you can go faster, why don't you just go as fast as you can
all the time? "Come on, they're no cops up here! Nail it!
Give is some gas! We're flying!"
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy
The Woman behind Sidra
(Teri Lynn Hatcher)...
She was born on December 8, 1964 and raised in Sunnyvale,
California. Teri Hatcher began studying acting at the American
Conservatory Theatre while pursuing an undergraduate degree in
mathematics and engineering. Although she was planning to
transfer to California Polytechnic Institute, she attended an
open casting call -- as a favor to a friend who needed moral
support -- and ended up in Hollywood.
Some personal info:
She's 5'6
--Gave birth to her first child, a daughter, Emerson Rose on
11/10/97
--Went to Fremont High School in Sunnyvale, CA (class of '82)
--Attended De Anza College in Cupertino
--San Francisco 49ers cheerleader/dancer in 1984
--Enjoys playing golf
--The October 1996 issue of "Movieline" (US movie
magazine) originally had a cover picture of Teri wearing nothing
but rope wrapped around her. This proved too controversial and a
2nd cover picture (Teri in a dress) was substituted.
--Was a San Franciso 49ers Cheerleader.
--Has a pierced belly button.
Is there someone you would
like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy
Last Week
"He
was buying quite a load of chicken, almost enough for two
people..."
Answer
"As long as one of them isn't him." (Jerry in his
classic interrogation of Kramer in The Chicken Roaster)
Winners
TSnyder752@aol.com
anachloe@zaz.com.br
nirbraves@yahoo.com
squirt10_@yahoo.com
This Week
"I work for Pendant Publishing, this is our book, if you can
call it that. Why is it that every..."
NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to
be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode
it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!
Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, Oct. 13th
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Games
By: James
Last Week
How many Seinfeld-related words can you form out of the
name
GEORGE LOUIS COSTANZA? Letters can only be used once, and you
don't have to use all the letters. The person to come up with the
most Seinfeld related words
out of GEORGE LOUIS COSTANZA will be the "Incredibly Smart
Person."
Winners
RhodeDawg@aol.com (9 words)
Zup999@aol.com (3 words)
anachloe@zaz.com.br (22 words)
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com (43 words)
Incredibly Smart
Person
Seinfeld10@aol.com (With a whopping 87 words!)
This
Week
JUMBLE!
Below is a SeinJumble.
Unscramble the words, then
unscramble the circled letters to form the Master Jumble.
DAM8OOCNM O _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
ONLAT _ O _ _ O
TANREMPE _ O _ O O _ O _
KNSMO _ _ _ _ _
MASTER: (Hint: Breakfast of Comedians)
LECARE _ _ _ _ _ _
Send answers to: James
by Friday, Oct. 13th
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Ivy's Stuff
Seinfeld's
Good Manners
Don't pretend to be handicapped, especially at work!
Crazy Ideas
George - Pretending to be handicapped
Jerry - Wanting
to re-do his kitchen
Terms &
Phrases
Deep Fried in Chocolate Sauce - a
figure of speech to use when accusing someone of collaborating
with someone else who appears to have a grudge against a fast
food restaurant, but secretly likes their food (ex. "You
wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate
sauce")
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Food
Trivia
By:
Ivy
Last Week
"I had five Chuckles. I ate a green one, and
the yellow one, and the _____ one is missing!"
Ambulance assistant
Which episode is
this?
*Can you tell me which color chuckle is missing?*
Answer
The Heart Attack
*The Red one was missing*
Winners
*ElyseElyse@aol.com* *JohnTrvlt1@aol.com*
*anachloe@zaz.com.br*
*seinlang@home.com*
*RhodeDawg@aol.com*
*PHOXZI85@aol.com*
*RazaL527@aol.com*
*squirt10_@yahoo.com*
Only knew which color
was missing
Oren567@aol.com
Zup999@aol.com
OleMissReb@aol.com nirbraves@yahoo.com
This Week
____ is the only candy with the cookie
crunch. --George
Send Food
Answers to: Ivy by Friday, Oct. 13th
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
In "The Statue",
George says his parents used to keep the statue in question on
their mantel. Buuuuut in a prior episode, "The Pledge
Drive", George says his life would have been different if
only his parents had a mantel.
Know of a spoof, any
mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy James Kevin
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
Vinney's
Picks (or No Pick)
"No, go ahead. I secondhand smoke two packs a day." -
Jerry
"The doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood
pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say,
'Serenity now'"! - Frank Costanza
"Are you supposed to yell it"? - George
"The man on the tape wasn't specific." - Frank Costanza
"Now, I have to sit at the singles table with all the
losers"! - Elaine
From the Fans
"I don't know what your parents did to you!" Elaine (to
George) (from Razal527@aol.com)
"I haven't vomited in thirteen years!" -Jerry (from
MissWorld10@aol.com)
"Everything I've ever done or said is the complete opposite
of what I've wanted." --George (from anachloe@zaz.com.br)
"I don't want to be remembered, I want to be
forgotten." -- George (from anachloe@zaz.com.br)
Send in your quotes! Click here.
Last Week
"It's like I'm Neil
Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of Tang, and you jump out
first!"- George
What was George referring to that The Gang got to do before he
should have?
Answer
It was that The Gang got to see George's
date Jane sunbathing topless while he was gone shopping for
tomatoes.
Winners
anachloe@zaz.com.br
Oren567@aol.com
Beagle1795@aol.com
JohnTrvlt1@aol.com
nirbraves@yahoo.com
Razal527@aol.com
Quote
Trivia for this week
This is a tough one!
"It's the pesto of cities."- George
What city is the pesto of cities?
Hint: It is west of the Mississippi River and it's not Los
Angeles- that's the marinara of cities.
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your
answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, Oct.
13th
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Do you have any ideas to make this
newsletter better and fresher? A new section, maybe? A contest,
perhaps? A weekly chat? A new design or page layout? Anything!
E-mail it to me at
Seinfeld10@aol.com
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That's a wrap
for this week's issue of Sein Language. Don't hog the
newsletter all to yourself, you're a very greedy person you know.
You need to share with other people and force them to subscribe.
As always if you want to send any of our writers a good word, do
contribute to the newsletter in anyway with ideas or trivia
questions, or heaven forbid, report an error, etc. We'd be more
than happy to get your letters!
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy James Kevin