- MAKE ABOUT 500 MORE LOAVES OF BREAD HONEY. WE'LL HAVE A GOOD START ON OUR NEW BRICK HOUSE.
- YOUR IQ IS IMPROVING! ALL ADULTS READ THE BEST SELLER 'BEAVIS GETS A BRAIN'.
- HEY I JUST SAW YOUR MOTHER AT THE POST OFFICE! 10 MOST WANTED LIST.
- WHEN IS MARRIAGE GONNA BE OFFICIALLY LISTED AS A SUICIDE?
- I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE SHORT. JUST TO QUIT BITING MY KNEES.
- I LOVE YOUR CROOKED TEETH. THEY GIVE ME IDEAS FOR CARVING THE HALLOWWEEN PUMPKIN.
- SHE IS NOT MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN YOU. SHE JUST HAS A BETTER BODY.
- I NEVER CALLED YOU A MIDGET. I JUST MADE A SHORT COMMENT…A SMALL OBSERVATION, THAT'S ALL.
- I WASN'T UNFAITHFUL! SHE WAS JUST HELPING ME MAKE THE BED.
- THE BEST THING ABOUT YOU? YOUR DOG.
- OF COURSE I'M YOUR FRIEND. I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR FACELIFT.
- I DID NOT SAY YOUR HEAD LOOKED LIKE A BLOCK OF WOOD. I SAID YOU WERE A BLOCKHEAD.
- IF LOOKS WERE PRAYERS YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ONE.
- I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD LOOSE MORALS. I JUST DON'T LIKE YOUR TATTOO THAT SAYS '3 MILLION SERVED.'
- YOUR FOREHEAD IS LOVELY. AND THAT WART SURE COMES IN HANDY FOR HANGING MY HAT.
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