Hell's Belles
A Hellacious Tag Team!
Cristy Creem's Write-up
2-5-00 Show in Selma, AL
Well the night started off with a bang as usual. We had a great crowd - this time around 600, I believe.
The Hellacious Tag Team of Hell’s Belles along with the rest of The Cartel went out to the ring to show support to their newest member, The Master of Hardcore, OZ, in his debuting match!
OZ was absolutely amazing. By the time OZ was done destroying his ever too flashy and worthless opponent, Mr. Wannabe wrestler looked as if he was ready to run home to his momma. *evil laughter* Our mischievous bunch of hoodlums brought a multitude of hardcore accessories to the ring -- all of which were used with great force on the head of the worthless one! Oz completely dominated the match; repeatedly beating the flashy boy's brains in with numerous foreign objects until that worthless piece of stinky cow dunk got a hold of a steel chair and smacked it on top of Oz's skull, putting a mere momentary lull to The Master of Hardcore’s reign of terror. Flashy boy brought Oz to his feet threw him off the ropes and hooked our wonderful one up for the Rock Bottom. The world's finest vixen, MzVenom, and I started screaming at the ref knowing that flabby boy...uh...I mean flashy boy had been pulling OZ’s hair. But, of course, that danged blind, good for nothing referee didn’t see anything. Although it did give Dangerous Donny and The Fugitive a moment to dim the lights of Mr. Wannabe. The ref turned around in complete confusion only to see the limp flashy boy sprawled out on the mat. Our wonderful Oz quickly rolled over and covered the poor miserable boy who never had a chance against the Master. 1-2-3 The Master of Hardcore “OZ” WINS his debut match!!!!!!!! Being the hardcore hellion that he is, Oz pulled out a table from under the ring, propped it up in the corner against the turnbuckle and slamming flashy boy clean through it, breaking the table into three peices. Our amazing Oz is, of course, the new SEPW Hardcore Champion and flashy boy ended up just being a flash in the pan. Whoooo Hoooooo!!!! Congrats, Oz!!!! Seems like everyone in The Cartel is wearing gold these days. We love you, babe.
Our next appearance for the night happened as we were backstage celebrating Oz's
victory. We heard that stupid ring announcer interviewing that new women's tag team “The Blonde Bombshells”, or more suitably “The Blonde Bimbos”.
Well after the first two words that fell out of her mouth Venom and I had quite enough so we made our way to the ring announcers table. Venom, being the spicy the little thing that she is, grabbed the mic from the announcer and told those girls that it would take actual talent to be a superstar in SEPW that a little T&A wasn’t enough to be a wrestler. Venom put down the mic and shoved Delta Dawn damn near half way to hell. Delta wasn’t going down without a fight though. She came back with a vengeance punching Venom in the face. Venom flew back into me and Candy Cane. At which point I took a head lock on Candy and moved that girl out of Venom’s way and into the wrath of Cristy’s world. Venom lunged back on Delta throwing punch after punch upside the blonde bimbos head trapping Delta against the railing, continually beating on her until Delta Dawn catches Venom by the hair and lays a blow right on Venom’s cheek tossing Venom backward. As Venom turned trying to regroup Delta Dawn ruthlessly laid blow after blow into Venom’s back, beating her down and tossing her back into the ring. As Delta Dawn followed Venom in. While toss Venom in the ring Delta had ripped Venom’s fall right off her head. So what’s a girl to do except turn around and start choking the culprit with it. And you bet that’s exactly what Venom did...she started choking the daylights out out that dang bimbo! Then, Venom viciously pulled Delta Dawn up by her hair punching her upside her head thrusting Delta Dawn helplessly in the corner. Venom jumped up on the second rope and 1...2...3....you know it, all the way to 10, punched that girl upside her head ending it with Venom’s finishing move The Bimbo Buster (AKA the Face Buster) off the second rope smashing Delta Dawn’s face into the center of the mat. Delta Dawn had that coming after messin’ with my tag team partners pretty locks!
At the same time that Venom had been roughing up Delta Dawn, I was making my attack on Candy Cane. I got the upper hand on Candy Cane and grabbed her in
a headlock. I walked her around to the other side of the ring and bounced her head off
the canvas. She come back up with fire in her eyes as she popped me clean across
the face. She grabbed my pants and threw me in the ring. I got to my feet and caught
her coming in and laid my boots deep into her back. I pounded away on her as Venom
had Delta Dawn in the corner. I dropped to my knees and choked Candy Cane
out then laid my knee across her throat just for the sheer affect of it all. *evil laugh*
I picked Candy Cane up by her blonde locks and brought her into the middle of the
ring where I gave her The Creem-Filled Special. The girl was damn near out cold but managed to roll her way near the ropes where I once again laid my boots into her.
About this time I saw Delta Dawn laid out face first on the mat, not moving and Venom scream to The Cartel for the chair. The Fugitive with a wicked look on his face tossed the chair to Venom over the top rope. Venom, with her evil intentions intacted, sat the chair up in the middle of the ring and grabbed Delta Dawn up by the hair. Venom started to pick Delta Dawn up for the atomic drop in the chair when she eyed “Sensational Sherry” Martel storming like spit fire into the ring. Venom tossed Delta aside just in time to receive a devastating blow to her chest from Sherry tossing Venom out of the ring. As Venom struggled to catch her breathe “Sensational Sherry” Martel was staring me right in the face. I was scared shitless when I saw the look in her eye. She chopped me across my chest so hard I had to look down to make sure my boobs were still attached. They were and I was flying back into the corner where she buried
her knees deeply into my abdomen knocking the wind out of me. She grabbed me by the hair and walked me across the ring and threw me into the ropes. She eyed Venom who was climbing back into the ring and grabbed her hitting her then picking her up and doing an atomic drop on her into a chair. I was laying against the ropes in the
corner when Sherry comes after me again raking my eyes twice and with the
help of Donny I just barely escaped. We were about to make our way to the dressing
room as Sherry grabbed a mic and suggested those Blonde Bimbos should have a match
with us next month with Sherry Martel, herself, as the Special Guest Referee. Venom and I were absolutely outraged at hearing this. Sherry scolded us for beating up two newcomers and added a special stipulation to our match. If we win, those Armstrong boys have to shave the golden locks from their head. Of course this will NOT happen The Cartel will have to wear a dress for a month and that includes that very night in their championship match. *Yikes* But we aren't worried about that happening though cause we are going to be too busy buying razors to shave heads of the good ol' Armstrong Brothers. Sherry also made the comment that she was going to train these girls for the next two and a half weeks to get them ready to face us. Although Sherry is just about the wickedest, meanest woman one could ever run paths with Hell’s Belles isn’t too worried because The Blonde Bimbos will never be ready to face the wrath of the most hellacious Ladies Tag Team Champions in the history of SEPW. We made
our way back to the locker room having to listen to the sickening sounds of the happy crowd as Delta Dawn and Candy Cane pranced around the ring like two rabbits in heat with Sensational Sherry cheering them on.
Next up was the ever so bad and nasty Fugitive against the ladies favorite, Sugar Ray. The match started off fast as our Fugitive took control. After a consistent slaughter of beating by the Fug, Sugar Ray toss our Fugie out of the ring and the bully won’t let our sweet thing back in. Mad as hell, the Fug finally made his way back into the ring only to encounter Sugar Ray taking control of the match. Throwing him off the ropes and knocking
down the Fug with an elbow. Once again Venom and I had to point out all the mistakes that
the referee was making. The Fug was trying to get to his feet and accidentally nailed
Sugar Ray with a low blow. Fug took advantage of the opportunity *snickers* and laid into Sugar Ray. We proudly looked on as The Fugitive knocked Sugar
Ray off his feet nailing him with a leg drop. The Fug tossed Sugar Ray out to the floor
where we full-hearted began to beat the tar out of The Ladies Favorite. Oz, Venom and myself were
laying our boots into him. We then picked him up to help him back inside the ring so Fug
could finish him off. He grabbed Sugar Ray and threw him off the ropes as Sugar Ray came
back at The Fugitive, Fugie caught him and suplexed The Ray onto the mat rolling on top for the cover.
Dangerous Donny made his way out to the ring to congratulate his partner and they decided
they would have a little fun with this pretty boy. They placed him on the top turnbuckle and
superplexed him from the top rope. Oz was in the corner holding the referee back who was
trying desperately to escape. Our wonderful men, once again, totally devastated
another defenseless soul.
Venom and I made yet one more appearance as we valeted for the most talented tag team not to mention
the tag team champs of SEPW “The Cartel”. They were wrestling the Armstrong Brothers, Scott
and Steve, a pair that work together like a well-oiled piece of machinery. All five members of “The Cartel” stood in the ring glaring
at our opponents as they made their way to the ring stopping to shake every hand and kiss
every baby along the way. Hell you would think they are running for the presidency or something.
Oz, Venom, and myself made our way out of the ring. Donny and Steve locked up as Steve
threw Donny off the ropes and caught him coming back in with an elbow. Steve tagged in
Scott and together those danged Armstrong Brothers were double teaming our Donny. They knocked our Donny
down with a double clothesline and as he was getting back up nailed a double ax handle across
his back. Scott threw Donny off the ropes who quickly slid out to chat with his lovely ladies. hehe Donny made his
way back into the ring and locked up with Scott in a test of strength. You could tell Donny won
that hands down after all he does have the best physique in all of SEPW. Donny took control
over Scott beating The Armstrong Boy to the mat. He picked him up in a headlock and took him to the corner
where he tagged in the Fug. Fug stretched Scott out so tight he looked as if he were going to
pop. Fug locked in his death grip as Scott quickly started to fade. Hearing the sounds of the
crowd cheering him on though he somehow managed to come back to life and he armdragged
Fug right across the ring. Scott quickly made a tag to Steve as Fug somehow managed
to tag in Donny. Steve was hitting everything that moved. Knocking down Donny and Fug
with a succession of blows. He grabbed both of the by the hair and they had a little meeting
of the minds. Steve then covered Donny for the possible win and the tag championships, Just then,
everyone from the locker room flooded the ring. It was of all things an impromptu battle royal.
Venom and I stormed in the ring as we saw The Blonde Bombshells running in. Venom grabbed Delta Dawn as blondie was coming in and quickly took Delta Dawn down viciously choking her on the bottom rope. Candy Cane come at me fists flying everywhere. She nailed me again and again
backing me across the ring. Finally I saw my opportunity and nailed her in the stomach.
I nailed her over an over again as we both tumbled to the mat. I had the advantage and took
it beating away on her head. Then she flipped me over and took exception to the beating
I was giving her and gave me one of her own. I flipped her off of me and slid out of the ring
for a breath. By this time my partner in crime, Venom was standing by my side as we were both staring up at The Blonde Bombshells. Candy got a little to close to the ropes and I pulled her out to the floor. Next Venom goated Delta Dawn toward the rope grabbing an ankle and pulling Delta down and out for a pounding. I grabbed Candy Cane by the hair and bounced her
face off the canvas. She fired up and nailed me across the face I hit her back then I turned and
made my way to the locker room. Venom and Delta went at it a few more rounds before Delta chased Venom past the gimmick tables - where Steve Armstrong was slamming our sweet Fugitive onto the cement - and as Delta Dawn followed Venom into the heel curtain Venom turned around and laid one last punch into Delta knocking her back out where the little blondie belonged.
The match everyone had waited all night for the Casket Match. Maddogg Dan Sawyer vs.
Bullet Bob Armstrong. The loser to leave Selma in a casket. Venom valeted this match for
Maddogg of course being sneaky like she is *and I love her for it* Venom took a cup full of powder
to the ring with her hidden beneath an unsuspecting towel draped across her left arm. As Bullet taunted MadDogg from the ring apron Venom slipped Maddogg the cup who in turn threw it into the face of The Living Legend “Bullet” Bob Armstrong, momentarily with the powder. Venom having completed her task for the MadDogg, proceeded to return to the Dungeon of Darkness for the night.
Well it was another evil night in Selma we can't wait to get back there March 18, 2000 so
we can take those Blonde Bimbos apart. As for the Armstrongs your days are numbered
so grow some eyes in the back of your head you're going to need them. And you might want to get a towel to buff those shiny little heads of your, cause you know after our boys, The Cartel, beat your butts and you are left lying with shaved heads...you’re gonna want to buff them. *wicked chuckles*
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