
Words on our match from Mr. Capone...
The ladies match (a first for TWF) between Lady Venom and Fire. Both ladies really knew how to work the audience, and when Fire pulled Venom's' hair weave off I almost died laughing.
Venom's view of the match. A friend asked me how the match went, so this is a copy of the e-mail I sent to him. I hope you enjoy it.....
Well........let's see.
We got in the ring and locked up, that is, after I pranced
around and shook my little tush. Yes, I was heel. After the lock up, Fire
put me in a wrist lock, I reversed it, she flipped, then kipupped (kicked up
Hardy Boys style), so I took her down again this time I swung one leg over
her head - she was still in a wrist lock - and then I flipped her - her arm
between my legs and my legs sending her over into the flip. From there I
kicked her a little and stood up grabbing her by the hair and thrusting her
into the turnbuckle - head first - a couple of times. I spun her around for
a couple of chops, then proceeded to kick the crap out of her, which led into
the head-sissors off the top rope take down. I went for the pin, but that
danged ref was too damn slow getting into position so I only got a two count.
Then I picked her back up by the hair and headed to another turnbuckle where
I gave her another quick, yet ever so painful, chop then climbed up on the
second rope so I could better position myself to beat the hell out of her
face. When all of a sudden I realized my gorgeous fall was coming loose.
Well, this pissed me off to know end. How could she treat my lovely lock in
such a vicious manner. I looked at the ref and showed him what she had done.
He was speechless, the bastard. So I smacked him with it for good measure
before noticing Fire looking at the crowd with a "what did I do" look on her
face. Well, screw that nonsense. I took that fall and wrapped it around
that wenches neck and dang near choked the life right out of her. Then back
to business. I took her sorry, good for nothin' ass back over to that same
damn turnbuck and once again climbed to that second rope and began to beat
the crap out of that little princess. Once I got to the count of 10 I
grabbed her by her ever too pretty braids and plummeted her face down into
the center of the ring. Bam! One. Two. that damned ref still wasn't in
position.
Well, I got up and started yelled and cussing at him. I noticed a couple
cute guys in the crowd looking at me and well.....okay, I admit it, I got
distracted. Fire took advantage of the situation by spinning me around and
kicking me in the gut. Then she gave me a couple stiff blows to the back and
grabbed me by the head and bulldogged my ever so precious face into that
awful, awful mat. I was in a lot of pain. She say my agony so she went off
to cheer for herself with the crowd, at which point I spun her around and
punched the little wench square in the jaw, not once, but twice. Then I
school-boyed her sorry little butt for the win.
Well, I'm sure I left some stuff at....like at one point Fire snapmeared me
somewhere in the middle there. But basically that should give you the jist.
Venom