A Song by Sir Seronia Merritt
(OOG: Sung to the Tune of "The Rainbow Connection" from the Muppet Movie)
Why are there so many songs about faeries,
And what are they trying to hide?
Faeries give visions, like the Lord of Illusions,
And seem to exist worldwide.
Tales have been told and some choose to believe them,
I know they’re wrong, wait and see,
Someday we’ll find it, the fey plane connection,
The satyrs, the mystics, and me.
Who said that every gift, would be one that’s wanted,
Some things are just too bizarre,
A gift from Jackarow, or maybe from Elliott,
Is best to be seen from afar.
What’s so amazing, that lets them do phasing,
And who gave the dolls to Binnie?
Someday we’ll find it, the fey plane connection,
The satyrs, the mystics, and me.
All of us under their spells,
We know that it’s powerful magic…
Have you been half asleep, and have you heard voices?
I’ve seen them stealing your name.
Is this the strong voice, of fey Anastasia,
Or might it just be Will and Way?
I tried and I tried but just can’t ignore it,
It’s time I just let them all free,
Someday we’ll find it, it’s Rainbow’s connection,
The satyrs, the mystics, and me.