A Song by Sir Seronia Merritt
(OOG: Sung to the Tune of "U + Ur Hand" by P!nk)
Check it out,
Gonna scout,
Here in Firelight.
Looking right,
At a wight,
In the moonlight.
Can’t you tell,
Don’t you know,
That it’s going down tonight?
The undead, desecrates, a beginning,
I hit him, six shots, and I’m winning.
That’s when skull head summoned a banshee,
But you see…
CHORUS
I’m not here with a peaceful intent,
You don’t really want to mess with me tonight,
Just stop and think a second,
Figure out if you would value your own life,
‘Cause you know it’s over,
Before it began,
Before you blink I’ve taken your money,
And left you in the sand tonight.
All right,
Good luck,
I know you suck,
Necromance,
By yourself,
On a small duck,
Your touch,
As such,
Just like a shun,
So goodbye.
Listen up it’s just not happening,
You can say what you want to your minions,
Just know that you’re undone tonight,
All right?
CHORUS
In the tavern with your boys and you run amok,
But then you see that I walked in and know that you’re stuck,
Killing zombies to a permanent degree,
The necromancers getting sick of me.
You know who you are, un-livin, raisin’ ghouls,
But you’re missing all your bones, aren’t ya?
CHORUS