A Song by Sir Seronia Merritt
(OOG: Sung to the Tune of "The Love Shack" by the B-52's)
Male:
Well I saw a jaded orc at the side of the road, he said
Fifteen miles to...
Female:
The lich shack! Lich shack, yeah!
Well I'm headed down the forbidden highway,
looking for the lich hideaway.
Headed for the lich hideaway.
Male:
I got me a sword, it's as big as a whale,
and we're heading on down to the lich shack.
I got me a +3, it swings about 20's,
so hurry up and bring your earth spells honey.
Female:
The lich shack is a little old place where,
we can make them deader.
Lich shack, baby...
Male:
Lich shack, baby.
Female:
Lich shack, baby lich shack,
lich shack, baby lich shack,
lich shack, baby lich shack,
lich shack, baby lich shack!
Male:
Sign says, Stay away, fools,
cause the lich rules, at the lich shack!
Female:
Well, it's set way back in the middle of a field,
just a dirty old shack, and a lich in the back.
Zombies on the mattress,
zombies moving sideways,
zombies on the front porch,
zombies in the hallway.
The lich shack is a little old place where,
we can make them deader.
Lich shack, baby...
Lich shack, that's where he's at!
Lich shack, that's where he's at!
Male:
Swinging and slashing, thrusting and hacking,
cutting through the zombies,
'cause they're practically nothing.
The whole shack shimmies,
the whole shack shimmies,
the whole shack shimmies when everybody's
swinging around and around and around and around!
Female:
Everybody's slashing, everybody's hacking baby!
Male:
Folks lining up outside just to search now
Female:
Everybody's slashing, everybody's hacking baby!
Male:
Funky smelling lich, funky smelling lich!
Grabbing my long sword, it's as big as a whale,
and it's about to set sail!
I got me a +3, it swings about 20's,
so come on and bring your earth spells, honey!
Female:
The lich shack is a little old place where,
we can make them deader.
Lich shack, baby...
Lich shack, baby lich shack!
Lich shack, baby lick shack!
(very softly) Bang, bang, bang, on the lich baby...
Male:
Swing a little harder, baby.
Female:
(soft) Bang, bang, bang, on the lich baby...
Male:
I can't hear you.
Female:
(normal) Bang, bang, bang, on the lich baby...
Male:
Swing a little harder, sugar!
Female:
(loudly) Bang, bang, bang on the lich baby...
Male:
I can't hear you!
Female:
Bang, bang, bang on the lich baby.
Bang, bang, bang on the lich baby.
Bang, bang!
Male:
On the lich baby!
Female:
Bang, bang!
Male:
On the lich!
Female:
Bang, bang!
Male:
On the lich, baby!
Female:
Bang, bang!
Male:
You're what?
Female:
King lich, busted!
All:
Lich shack, baby lich shack,
lich shack, baby lich shack,
lich shack, baby lich shack,
lich shack, baby lich shack!