A Song by Sir Seronia Merritt
(OOG: Sung to the Tune of "Snoopy vs. The Red Baron" by the Royal Guardsmen)
After the turn of the century,
In the mucky swamps down in Therendry,
Came a nose so humungous it was quite absurd,
Like the giant beak of a dodo bird.
Out of the sky,
A man of great fame,
Davy of Lochwood was his name.
Davy he tried,
To beat Mordakai,
But his troops got splattered on the countryside.
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more,
And Mordakai Pennance was running up the score,
Many men died trying to end that spree,
Of Mordakai Pennance, in Therendry.
In the nick of time, a hero arose,
A glorious fighter, that everybody knows,
He fought Mordakai, to seek revenge,
But the slaver went gaseous, curses foiled again!
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more,
And Mordakai Pennance was running up the score,
Many men died trying to end that spree,
Of Mordakai Pennance, in Therendry.
Now Darkforge swore that he’d get that man,
So he asked the Viscountess for a new battle plan,
Mordakai got dropped, but got a cure light,
And the squirrely slaver, went running out of sight.
Now Mordakai Pennance was in a fix,
He tried to escape, but he’d run out of tricks.
Darkforge swung once, and then he swung twice,
And just like that he ended the bloody fight.
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more,
And Mordakai Pennance was running up the score,
Many men died trying to end that spree,
Of Mordakai Pennance, in Therendry.