A Song by Sir Seronia Merritt
(OOG: Sung to the Tune of "Californication" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers")
This song is dedicated to Elrashah, Unicorn of Evendarr
Evermores from Greyhorn,
Try to steal your concentration,
Those that know, know Dar Khabad
Is just imagination,
And if you want to fill your dreams,
Then Evendarr’s your nation.
It’s the end of the world,
And soon we’ll face annihilation,
From Protomorg or Traegor or some
Other manifestation.
It’s understood that common good,
Makes Evendarr your nation.
Pay your army well,
Because you know it’s war your waging,
Drink the gin, and to your chagrin,
You’ll see the world you’re razing.
Firstborn unicorn,
Too late to mourn,
Dream an everlasting nation,
Dream an everlasting nation.
Now Duncan he is a very good guy,
He’s the king of all creation,
And Fenrir he is very good too,
But he lacks appreciation,
And if you want to meet these types,
Then Evendarr’s your nation.
Now if the fighting gets severe,
Then you better keep a good formation,
You may just be a volunteer,
But you’ll pay for hesitation,
You still have got your one more slay,
For Evendarr your nation.
Born and raised by those who say,
Defend the population,
Everybody here’s been there,
And I don’t mean on vacation.
First born unicorn,
Too late to mourn,
Dream an everlasting nation,
Dream an everlasting nation.
Destruction may just be a subplane,
But I can’t say its location.
The earthquakes come in Whitestaff,
And we all feel the vibration.
And if we’re gonna save the world,
Then Evendarr’s the nation.
Pay your army well,
Because you know it’s war your waging,
Drink the gin, and to your chagrin,
You’ll see the world you’re razing.
Firstborn unicorn,
Too late to mourn,
Dream an everlasting nation,
Dream an everlasting nation.