A Song by Seronia Merritt
(OOG: Sung to the Tune of "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies)
It’s been one week since we got to see,
Hooch undercover and gorbe named Roxi,
Five days since we saw the show,
Where the leviathans were beaten by Keno,
Three days since the certain doom,
We still got the sword marks in Nekros’s tomb,
Yesterday, the kraken was beat,
But it’ll still be two days ‘til we have calamari.
Hold it now and watch the MWE, perhaps the Marquis,
I think they said he’s called Shadowman,
I summon fey, ‘cause it’s May, although I like to make a wish,
I like Kivuli ‘cause he’s never been a dead man.
Hot like Du’kratha when I save Time,
I don’t commit crime,
‘Cause I wanna be like Ryu.
Sir Solud’s got the mad hits,
And Kes will match wits,
You try to web me but I bust through.
Gonna make a break and shoot like Blake,
I’d like to cool off in the lake,
I’d like the orange, it’s the finest of the flavors,
You see them throw, it’s vertigo,
and down you go, ‘cause it’s so dangerous,
you can’t be any braver.
We’re always hackin’, slashin’, kickin’ butt and taking name,
I met Ifrit, he don’t care, ‘cause he throws flame.
There was one guy who I’m sure felt a little strange,
When he found out that the shrooms cause a race change.
Mary Death’s got a tendency to send banshees,
Cal’s got a history of taking off his shirt.
It’s been one week since we had the fight,
With Baronus and Sietche and their undead might,
Five days since the awful brawl,
It’s lucky for us that Sathen stood tall,
It’s been three days since the bitter feud,
Between the Nemesai and that hiveload of brood,
Yesterday, was the King of Space,
He brought us a game that he called Katamari.
Wild elf Kaiya, the plot it thickens,
You see a Morgis and your run best quicken.
Cedric’s your man for confrontation, Zug’s a sensation,
Duncan’s the king of all creation.
Like a man with no sword I’m getting frantic,
I'm not romantic,
What kind of formal needs a dragon’s eye?
Like Katherine von Sering I cast mad spells,
Okay I don’t cast spells,
But if I did I’d be like Nicholai.
Got a stake of woe, just so you know,
In just a couple hours it’ll go,
And so I’m lookin’ for a vamp queen.
Pretty soon some ugly goon comes from the tomb,
And then it’s boom,
Because the evil monster just got slayed by Nasreen.
We’re always hackin’, slashin’, kickin’ butt and taking name,
Fought Logaris, and I found, he’s got no shame.
There was a wolven who I’m sure felt a little strange,
When he found out that his mate had a race change.
Mary Death’s got a tendency to send banshees,
I’ve got a history of taking off my shirt.
It’s been one week since we talked about,
The assassin’s guild and issues they should work out,
Five days since the big surprise,
When all by himself the Viscount beat up twenty guys.
It’s been three days since the afternoon,
When I promised you this song would end soon.
Finally, an apology,
The song is still going and for that I’m sorry.
The song is still going and for that I’m sorry.
The song is still going and for that I’m sorry.
Blackstone Stadium, home of our hobby.