A Song by Sir Seronia Merritt
(OOG: Sung to the Tune of "We Didn't Light The Fire" by Billy Joel)
Elves and humans, seelie fey, Kale fighter, Darksands Bay,
Pacifistic, life spell death spell, stop the killing blow
Gypsy party, resurrection, Og’s a baker, fey connection,
North Baddira, South Baddira, and Count Siranot
Juniper, Niman, Adrafae, Little John
Kaz, Ro, the Nemesai, and the King came in July
Lady Finna, Nasrine, Lochwood’s got a winning team,
Elenaro, Elintari, Sir De’kiernan goodbye
CHORUS
We didn’t light the pyre,
It was always burning since the world’s been turning,
We didn’t light the pyre,
No we didn’t light it, but we tried to fight it.
Squire Roc, Tivorak, magic missile, Xantorax
Fellmist, Mordakai, and the gypsy Nicholai
New Taylon, Featherfall, kobolds playing skullball
Hard leather, regicide, and it sucked when Ramsus died…
Winter jolly, render, Quentari mafia,
Royal troops, Blackstone, Cedric is a noble,
Bless two, Saxony, Nicola, and Therendry,
Monster wrecker, Keno, undead down in Greyhelm
CHORUS
Voice control, bind web pin, resurrection, back again
Too hot, shield block, Farengade, pick locks,
Dalken, Falcon, Mystic wine, Sir Telaris deals with time,
Ellis Pinetree in Norland, elves that can resist command
Count Valoric, Belmont tribe, iron metal, suicide,
Spider pets, no forgets, Zug, Jack, Baroness,
Crocodiles, Sathen Gor, nobles that uphold the law,
Evendarr’s got civil wars, I can’t take it anymore.