So you know what's kinda scary? The fact that kids today--you know, like 8-yr-olds--have never seen a damn Care Bear. I mean shit, dude, you take a care bear and you show it to a kid nowadays and the kid will go, what the fuck? And then they'll go "Screw this shit, give me a friggin rugrat." Now that's just wrong. Cartoons for kids today are just not aesthetic like they were when I was a kid.

Am I wrong in concluding that we all grew up watching this--

And this--

  (Ok, maybe you didn't, but I did--that's Nils Holgersson)

And of course, this--

But anyway. Contrary to popular belief (not really), I like stuff other than 80s crap. I mean, shit you guys, it's not like the 80s were my life, it's not like everything was good back when I was a whiny little kid. There was also Mikey.

Mikey is a hot piece of ass.
I've always liked him.
He's kinda old now
 

The Maxx

Anne Rice and her foxy vampires

Fairies
 

I realize that this page is pretty gay. My pages can't all be exciting features like my log page. But hey, at least you're not staring at that god-awful purple background.

Anyway, till I further update this page, this is Hilli, saying,