DDRHumor

You might be a DDR addict if...

         You see a tiled floor and your first instinct is to start busting the moves to your favorite DDR song

          You've ever traveled over 40 miles to go play a DDR machine, when you have local ones back home

          You take a road trip to go play DDR, then come back to your local DDR machine afterwards for more DDR.

          You've ever used DDR moves on a crowded dance floor

          You've ever begged next to a DDR machine with a sign saying "Will dance for money"

          When you hear music you automatically think in arrows

          Your friends have suggested a twelve step program for your DDR addiction, and you automatically thought, "Twelve steps...down, left, left, right, up....."

          You've ever called up your local radio station and tried to request some Smile.dk or E-rotic

          You've ever tried to apply for a job at an arcade as a professional DDRer

          You've ever tried to create a homemade version of DDR (I.E. Chalk arrows on sidewalk)

          You've ever considered pawning semi-valuable things for money to play DDR

          Your sexual fantasies involve DDR machines

          You can't go out of the house without someone reconizing you as "That person who plays that one dance game"

          Before visiting relatives you make sure there's a DDR machine in the vicinity so you can get your fix

          Your parents tell you to get some direction in your life and you respond with, "Left, right, up, or down?"

Your knees stay permanately bruised 'cause every time someone so much as looks in your direction while you're DDRing, you feel the need to show off

You rent a limo to go somewhere important, but end up arriving at an arcade in it and DDRing
(Submitted by KMFDMjerk@aol.com)

You actually play so long that the machine overheats and shuts down
(Submitted by lordpan@hotmail.com)