Name: Ibaad Lari
Aliases: "Mother Pimp" or "Mother" in short
Description: With an unknown and unexplained number of mistresses, maidens, damsels and dames at his side, Ibaad defies all laws of the "Anti-Pimpin' Force" charter BIG time. With kleptomaniac instincts pumping through his body, Ibaad is often seen filling his cargoes with a "certain" friend's CD Collection, wallets, phones, watches...
Future: Ibaad heads to LUMS to expand his pimpin' network to new extremes.
Name: Ali Iqbal
Aliases: "Goofy", "Doofus", , "Mother of Muftas", "Doo Beefburger..."
Description: Ali strikes when you should'nt expect anything from him...that is what makes him so unique. Ali by far is the most creative group member, especially when it comes to making excuses for not getting money with him. These range from the typical I-forgot-my-money-in-the-taxi to I-got-robbed-at-gunpoint-on-my-way-yaar.
Future: -30 Degrees Celsius will help Ali's already numb state of mind at Waterloo
Name: Muhammad Osman Yousuf Husain Shaikha
Aliases: "Boddha", "Tommy", "The Invisible Hand"
Description: The official stripper of KGS. Pants fell whenever his services were required for the gang's entertainment. Osman spearheaded the underground clan known to only a handful as "The Finger". This group of audacious soldiers of cheap thrills, perform the "Invisible Hand" maneuver now and then at selected public meetings. Osman will go down in history as KGS's very own Tom Cruise look-a-like, with the charm and muscles...that is Osman!
Future: "ISHALLAH he shall not get laid at GaTech."
Name: Malick Islam
Aliases: "Kodiak", "Deefus", "The Hulk"
Description: The brain of the gang, capable of tackling any problem ever known to mankind. Malick's temper simply known as "the switch" by the gang members, lives up to its name. Famous for giving roundhouse kicks with multiple karate chop combos to innocent pranksters trying to strip his back pack off his back!!
Future: Will perform "Green Light" activities at AKU...Hahaha...tsk tsk...Best of luck dude.
Name: Ahmed Zakaria
Aliases: "Zak", "Amaaarican".
Description: With his unbuttoned-chequered-shirt-over-a-white-shirt trademark attire, Ahmed is probably the most underestimated gang member. The gang took notice when our very hero took "Z3" out for a "ride". We all know how she "warned" him now dont we!!!! Things started to roll when he got his green card and considered himself as the "true Amaarican". Tension skyrocketed when Raza taught him the real Amaarican spirit...the Amaarican way!!!
Future: Fellow Amaaricans will brace themselves when our hero hits the halls of Notredame with his I-Believe-I-Can-Fly walk.
Name:Imran Siddiqui
Aliases: "Fullishtaap" (chota mota kala), "Chubbles"
Description: Underwent Nutty Professor like "dimension" changes, and by the end of it got something he always wanted...House captaincy! Probably the most influential person in the gang with his amazing convincing powers, known to have convinced both Ali and Zak into actually spending money. Personally responsible for shattering the "ulna nerves" of the webmaster and imitating the hell out of Mr. Munawwar.
Future: With the "bear" now unleashed by the Candian High Commission, Imran gets ready to charge things up at McGill.
Name:Aadil Nakhoda
Aliases: "Cartoon" , "PA" , "The Force", "Super-Flab", "The Quintessence".
Description: Considered the life, the mojo, the inspiration for the gang...to gang up on him! Aadil has suffered several waves of vicious "raids" by virtually every member of the gang, depriving him of his CD's, watches, passwords, wallets and even his car! Highlight of his life was in the form of a tight slap across the face, which incidently forced him into retirement from impersonating Romeo ever again on Valentines' Day...
Future: LUMS will provide the perfect ambience for some hardcore chicken eating bouts.
Name:Haissom Minhas
Aliases: "Little PipSqueak" (LPS), "Messiah".
Description: "Classic", "Hannibal", "DB" and God knows how many more dames are going to mentally torture this little fella. Infamous for castrating his poor pet cat, Haissom can only pray that none of the above mentioned ladies do what he did with the feline. As far as the gang can remember this guy always wanted some action...BIG time.
Future: His desire to score at LUMS can only be matched by the great Casanova himself!
Name: Omer Salahuddin
Aliases: "Fat Bastard", "He-who-has-done-it-all!!!".
Description: Life isnt complete for this man without starting arguments on inconceivable subject matters. These have known to be as diverse as "My airconditioner does better cooling than yours", to "PS/2 ports are better than Serial Ports". The conclusion to these arguments is pretty much stereotype, where Omer is seen making himself "clear" with the help of his heavy fists. He was recently setup, courtesy Ibaad's Network, and spends most of his time planning his alibis.
Future: If his parents dont ground him for life or his dentist transplants his set of teeth in time, we might see him kick some white ass at UFT.
Name: Syed Mohammad Raza
Aliases: "Kanji","Hot Pirate", "The root of all evil"
Description: The quietest in the gang, yet the most evil and lethal of 'em all. Often seen instigating life threatening fights, while retreating back to a safe distance, only to watch with pleasure other people spill each other's guts. The gang on several occasions took advantage of his empty house and turned it into a Royal Rumble arena with Boddha thumping Zak, fights instigated by the master himself.
Future: With the past behind him now, Raza will sieze upon the opportunity to start new fights between pakistanis and indians at Michigan Ann-Harbor, eventually resulting in World War III.
Name: Umer Habib
Aliases: "Haban", "DP", "Aaway".
Description: The man who introduced the gang to the G-Funk era. The virtue of travelling in packs and doing it from the back! DP is the laziest person you could ever come across except when it comes to: a)money, b)cricket, c)action! A proud owner of a now limited edition 486 CPU, Haban is often seen using the "chappan56" account, playing around with "Rubik's Cube" and saving millions of rupees in transport costs, while shuttling around in "Ashraf's car"! Gotta hand it to you man...there is no like you...except me!All the insatiable mufta...more to come...hehehe...
Future: Haban LUMS jaaway, neeend aaway!
