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Name: Austen Chua
Class: 210
Year: 2005
Index number: 6
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Character Name; Van Hellspinx
Friends: Van Helsong and Van Hellsphinx
Enemies: All vampires
He met Van Helsong and Van Dam at
the Vampire Hunters Head Quarters. The only reason why they met there was
because he was paired up with these two other friends to go on a mission. It
was to kill all vampires including the ever powerful Count Dracula. What he
carries in his bag is a mystery to everyone including himself. He carries a
toothbrush, a few stakes, a shotgun, a crossbow and some holy water.
They were on their way to Count
Dracula’s castle when they spotted another vampire lurking suspiciously near
the castle of the Count. Van Hellsphinx and the gang followed it and managed to
corner it. Van Hellsphinx whipped out his crucifix and shattered the vampire
into dust. Then, all of them started arguing who killed the vampire with the
crucifix. Although they said that one another killed the vampire, deep down,
Van Hellsphinx knew very well that he killed it.
They proceeded on to the Count’s
castle when Van Dam fell and hurt his leg. He insisted on continuing the
journey, but Van Helsong kept on insisting that they look for lots of food and
lodging for the night. They all knew that he was the greediest in the group.
Then, they spotted a gypsy caravan and asked if they could stay in it for the
night. They gypsy gave them each a bed and food to eat. Van Helsong, because of
his greediness, asked for Van Dam’s and Van Hellsphinx’s share of the food. In
the end, Van Dam and Van Hellsphinx had nothing to eat but air. They took turns
to watch out for each other as they slept peacefully in the night. All of a
sudden, Van Helsong fell to the floor with an audible thump and slept like a pig.
Then, Van Dam woke Van Helsong up from his drunk-like stupor. Then, he saw the
gypsy looking at Van Hellsphinx. Van Dam took out his crossbow and pointed it
at the gypsy,” don’t come any closer and stop looking at my friend or I’ll
shoot you.” He said menacingly. Then, Van Helsong came and told Van Dam that
the gypsy was not a vampire in disguise. He had always boasted that he was good
at seeing through people (at least he thinks he is which obviously not true at
all). The only thing that he is truthful about is his size. You cannot argue
with that. He is the fattest and the greediest in the group. Even he does not
argue with that fact.
The next morning, Van Helsong said his
farewells to the gypsy and left. They traveled on for days and nights without
almost any sleep at all. Van Helsong had to eat. They found a bar at a small
town and went in to drink. They got their food and left quickly. The people in
there looked scary. They found out from an old lady nearby that that bar was a
vampire bar. We started making plans to kill all of them at once. Van
Hellsphinx got the others to take out all the flammable stuff in their bags and
hand it to him. Van Hellsphinx rushed into the bar, laid all the things on the
floor, took
out a match. He lit it and threw it onto the flammable mound which he asked it
in kerosene. The place exploded in flames. The flames engulfed the bar, Van
Helsong, Van Dam and Van Hellsphinx.
When Van Hellsphinx woke up from his
unconsciousness, he did not see his friends. Thinking that they were dead, he
left for the Castle Dracula.
When Van Hellsphinx got there,
he saw a vampire lurking near the woods of Castle Dracula. He immediately went
after it. He chased it for one whole day in the forest. Finally, Van Hellsphinx
cornered the vampire. He took out his crucifix and waved it madly at the
vampire. He expected the vampire to shriek and burst out in ashes but no, it
did not. Instead, it burst out in laughter. Van Hellsphinx got the shock of his
life. Then, he realized that he was holding his toothbrush instead
. He quickly put it back into the bag and suddenly realized something.
He had put the crucifix in the pile which exploded back at the inn, along with
his crossbow, bolts, and all his stakes. He was left with one shotgun and a few
bullets. It was going to be a tough fight. He loaded up his shotgun with one of
his three bullets, took aim and fired. He missed by a hair inch. He loaded his
next bullet, took aim and shot. He did a direct hit but did not manage to kill
the vampire. The vampire was hopping here and there in pain and in hopes that
Van Hellsphinx would miss. He opened fire a third time. He closed his eyes and
shot the bullet. Then, silence. Eerie silence. He
slowly opened his eyes. He saw a pile of ashes on the ground and jumped for
joy. He went back to castle Dracula to rest for the night.
The next morning, he was astounded to
find that all his wounds from the fight had healed. He packed his stuff and
went back to the Vampire Hunters Head Quarter to refill his stock of ammunition
and daily necessities.
The journey back was difficult and
rough. Van Hellsphinx had to go without food for almost one week before he got
back to the headquarters. Nevertheless, he got there. He shouted for the local
chef to cook him a wide spread of food which he ate voraciously afterward. That
one meal took Van Hellsphinx more than one and a half hours to finish. His
stomach skin was too tight for him to walk so he had to be carried into to room
to have a good nights sleep. From then on, Van Hellsphinx slept for three days
and three nights. When he finally awoke, he went to the gents to do some
business and then went to the weapons room. There, he took four stakes, a
canister of oil, two shotguns, a lot of bullets and a pole for carrying all the
things in a bag using a cloth wrapping. Then, he made a trip to the kitchen to
get some items to drink and something to eat. Then, he packed a lot of dried
food and water for the long journey.