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Things that can be said in a ballet class that can't be said outside of it.
A very short list of things that sound find in ballet class or on stage, but no where else
Lift your leg higher Tighten your butt Take off your pants, I wanna see legs! You've got nice legs I need to get off faster I really need to get out of these sweaty tights(Worse when I guys says it) Do the splits Lower... Lower... Okay! Hold that position Put your hands here Go get out of those sweaty clothes You're going to have to change your clothes in about two minutes Do you have a flesh colored thong? What’s your measurement? How high can you get your leg? You're going to grab a thigh and around her stomach Get on your knees Lay on your back on pull a knee up to your chest Suck your gut in You've got a great body for dance I totally sucked on stage Bow in front of her/him You need to work on your flexibility I wish I had her/his body I want her/his legs You're going to be wearing this flesh colored unitard Knee’s back... Bend both knees at the same time equally... Don't go down so fast That color of tights looks good on you (When said to a male) Check out this bruse! I'm going to have to fall to my knees slower... Can I have your body? You're not sweating enough! Stretch your neck out... Longer... Longer... Ah! That's it! Man that hurts... But it's a good kind of hurt... You're gripping too hard (Finger pirouettes) Not so much force You want to put your leg by your ear Keep your hip down Open you legs a little wider... Use your inner thighs... Don't force it Careful, you're knees are your livelihood!
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