PART 4

1. A Sardar walks into an electronics store and asks the owner "How much for that VCR". The store owner replies "I won't sell you, please leave the store". The Sardar can't believe the prejudice, but he is also very stubborn. He goes to the closest barber, gets a haircut. Buys some swanky clothes, wears a pair of Ray Bans, then returns to the same store. He just doesn't look sardar anymore. "How much for that VCR" he asks the owner pushing his hair back - much in a yankee style. The store owner replies, "Sardar, have you come back. I told you I won't sell you". Must have slipped something, thinks Sardar. He returns the next day looking like a tamilian Brahmin with chandan and all. "What is the price of the VCR saar" he asks the store owner in a prefect Tamilian accent. "Sardar ji ... I am not selling you the VCR". Over the next few days the Sardar returns to the store in some real innovative disguises, but the store owner always spots him and gives him the same reply. Sardar is really fed up, and asks one day the store owner, "Don't sell me the VCR, but please tell me how you find me out everytime". "Because that's not a VCR, that's a washing machine" ------------------------

2. Sardar Balwinder Singh Bitta was applying for a job. He was filling
out the application form. Against "Salary expected" column, Bitta
wrote "Yes".